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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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29 Apr 2026
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Oh. Ilya is kissing him.
Shane drops the tongs he’d been holding. He doesn’t move for a full second while his brain tries to come back online. And then he has both hands in Ilya’s hair and Shane is kissing him back. His mouth opens, and Ilya tastes perfect. Feels perfect. Shane makes an embarrassing sound when Ilya’s tongue brushes his.
Harris says, “Shane, your buns are burning,” at the same time Troy lets out a whoop in the background. Someone else shouts, “Atta boy, Rozy! Who’s up next?” It drops a lead weight in Shane’s stomach, and Shane is an idiot.
The kiss was a dare. And Shane is the idiot who just kissed him back.
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28 Apr 2026
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shane hollander loves his husband by fishpants
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Apr 2026
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People: Honeymoon Phase Finally Over for Hockey’s First Husbands Say Sources Close to the Couple
Perez Hilton: Reliable or Boring? Newlywed Sparks Completely Fizzled Out for Hollander and Rozanov.
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shane hollander breaks the internet
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28 Apr 2026
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“False pretenses.” Shane concludes. “You lied.”
“Maybe a little.” Ilya’s usual smirk is softer at the edges, though Shane can only really see half of it in this light. “I tell him I send flowers to you, thank you for easy win tonight.”
“We lost?” Shane frets. “How bad was it? Who played center while I was out? Tell me it wasn’t fucking-”
“Hollander!” Ilya interrupts. “You are telling me you did not even watch game? Stay here-”
Ilya makes as if to stand, and Shane hastily grabs at his arm to keep him from leaving, has to fight back the initial instinct to sink his teeth into Ilya’s wrist and hold him there like that.
“-I call hospital, tell them ‘Shane Hollander is sleeping in bathtub and does not know hockey score for own team's terrible loss, come quick, bring every doctor’.”
“Nooo, Ilya.” Shane groans, smiling. “Stop it.”
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26 Apr 2026
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The Whipped Rivalry by wanderlustcali
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander was a man on a mission: Prove that he was as much of a simp for his husband as, if not more than, Ilya Rozanov.
(Or four times someone notes how whipped Ilya Rozanov was + one time Shane Hollander showed the world that he was equally whipped)
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26 Apr 2026