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Nick leans over. "Oh," he says, his voice smug. "Who is that?"
Harry just blinks at his phone. "Um," he manages to stammer out.
"Who's that, Harry?" Nick asks again, but this time he raises his eyebrows and smirks. Harry knows Nick is just teasing, and that he's not really looking for new Harry Styles gossip, but, um. He might have found something. Accidentally.
Harry opens his mouth to speak, but all that comes out is another 'um'. He really needs to work on translating his thoughts into words. But then it probably wouldn't be any help right now, would it? His mind is as blank as a newly erased etch-a-sketch.
"Oh," Nick says again, this time gleefully, seemingly having picked up on Harry's distress. "Looks like we've got a story here! Are you going to call or delete her number?"
Her number. So Nick thinks it's a girl. Well, Harry can't blame him: 'Lou' is kind of an androgynous nickname. His stylist's name is Lou.
But this Lou, well, Louis, he's kind of, really, really not a girl. He's really pretty though, which, is something.
(Or: AU where Harry's in One Direction, Louis isn't, and they reconnect over a game of 'Call or Delete'.)
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20 Nov 2025
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“Malcolm Baddock told you that he had sex with Harry Potter,” Draco said, enunciating carefully.
“Yes.”
“Gay sex.”
“I should think so.”
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Somebody has had the nerve to have sex with Harry Potter. Draco loses his entire mind.
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05 May 2025
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Harry does not like Draco Malfoy, not even one bit. Never did and never will. That is, until he finds himself married to him.
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16 Mar 2025
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Draco Malfoy: Toilet Supremo by who_la_hoop for birdsofshore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2014
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It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.
But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?
Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.
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03 Mar 2025
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Harry and Draco write to each other. A lot (110 letters). For years (10). Until they figure things out.
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03 Mar 2025