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11:14 AM
ww: hey my cousin is coming to town and staying for a few days so can i invite him to this chat
scoups: sure?
mingyuuu: ok
woozi: sure
< ww has invited kookie to group “seventeen” >
kookie: hey hyung! these are your friends right?
ww: yeah most of them are
ww: be wary of mingyu, hes an idiot, and jeonghan hyung, hes a demon
kookie: lol k
ww: everyone this is my cousin jungkook dont you dare corrupt him or i will hurt you
woozi: wait
junhui: wait
minghao: is he
divaboo: jeon jungkook??????
kookie: thats me! ^^
mingyuuu: ???????!???!?!!!??!?
mingyuuu: FROM BTS??????
kookie: yeah! do you listen?
v is for taehyung: hey kook
kookie: wow hyung! what are you doing here?
v is for taehyung: dino invited me
v is for taehyung: wonwoo is your cousin?
kookie: yep! we are the jeon cousins!
ww: once again, corrupt my son and die
kookie: i’m one year younger than you?
ww: semantics
junhui: i think mingyu is dying
joshua: i guess this is a good of time as any to say that taehyung and i knew each other from high school and we keep in contact
v is for taehyung: 95 liners represent
joshua: ;)
minghao: jesus christ mingyu shut up
ww: this is why i didnt tell you my cousin was jungkook
kookie: hyung your friends are weird
ww: yeah they are
junhui: but you love us!
ww: sure
ww: hey kook we can go out to an amusement park this weekend if you want
kookie: that sounds great!!! i’ll ask the manager if i could take time off
ww: ok get back to me, kay? i don’t have work this weekend but i don’t want to take you out of your schedule
kookie: alright hyung! this is a sort of work vacation so! we are recording us fooling around basically
ww: lol kay. run along kook you probably have practice.
kookie: oh right!! talk to you later! taehyung hyung let’s gooooo
v is for taehyung: alright kiddo alright
mingyuuu: goOD BYE BTS JUNGKOOK AND TAEHYUNG
< ww changed mingyuuu’s name to fanboy extraordinaire >
< fanboy extraordinaire changed ww’s name to wonwow >
< fanboy extraordinaire changed his name to mingyu >
wonwow: mingyu dont you have better things to do
mingyu: like what
wonwow: getting a job
junhui: LOL
minghao: savage
wonwow: are you … wonderfully wowed?
minghao: nevermind
junhui: go away
soonyoung: that was awful.
wonwow: </3
junhui: how is someone cool like jungkook related to this dork
wonwow: our fathers, actually
soonyoung: do you think he’d dance with me
soonyoung: DO YOU THINK HE’D HOOK ME UP WITH JIMIN’S PHONE NUMBER
soonyoung: HOLY SHIT
jeonghan: language
soonyoung: HOLY HECK!
joshua: good
soonyoung: BUT DO YOU THINK HE WOULD??????
woozi: do you think i’d be able to talk to suga about compositions
hansol: talking to rapmon about raps …. ohh ….
wonwow: calm yourselves for once
soonyoung: no
wonwow: i’m going to read.
< wonwow has muted the chat >
soonyoung: bye ya joykill
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5:21 PM
dinonono: hyung ………….
dinonono: i think i’m sick ):
joshua: chan, did you walk home in the rain?
dinonono: yeah ):
jeonghan: channie, dear, we would have picked you up
dinonono: i didn’t wanna bother you!
joshua: chan, you’re never a bother
dinonono: can i have some soup ….
joshua: of course, i’ll ask mingyu to make some
dinonono: thank you hyung … T_T
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6:58 PM
v is for taehyung: oh no! dino is sick?
mingyu: yeah he has a cold
v is for taehyung: ):
kookie: hyung don’t be on your phone during dinner
v is for taehyung: pot, kettle
wonwow: band dinner?
kookie: yep!
wonwow: tell yoongi i said hi
kookie: kay
mingyu: excuse me wonwoo hyung?
wonwow: what?
mingyu: suga knows you by name?
wonwow: i’m jungkook’s cousin? of course he does?
mingyu: what the fuck
mingyu: can you hook me up
wonwow: min yoongi is already in a loving relationship with his piano
mingyu: not like that! gross
wonwow: mhm sure
mingyu: i mean i want to be friends with him
wonwow: so you pick the most introverted one
mingyu: i
wonwow: it’s like trying to be friends with jihoon
mingyu: .
junhui: he has a point
wonwow: sup jun we still up for movie night?
junhui: yeah
wonwow: let’s watch … pacific rim
junhui: ok
wonwow: nice
wonwow: 10 pm?
junhui: (ok_hand)
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7:11 PM
soonyoung: 1. it’s 711
soonyoung: 2. when are jun and wonwoo going to confess to each other
mingyu: excuse me?
junhui: what
wonwow: what
kookie: what?!
wonwow: kookie close your eyes
v is for taehyung: do it i’ll just read the group chat out loud for you
soonyoung: what. you guys are basically flirting
wonwow: soonyoung? one, die, two, we are just friends.
soonyoung: yeah and i don’t love seokmin
kookie: Hello this is Seokjin and please don't corrupt my youngest.
wonwow: sorry seokjin hyubg
wonwow: they are too awful
kookie: No worries, Wonwoo.
v is for taehyung: woops
soonyoung: jesus
wonwow: hey shut up and let me live
junhui: :T
soonyoung: sure sure whatever garden fairy
wonwow: its bag of luck, you fool.
soonyoung: wonyou
wonwow: :I
kookie: oh hyung my manager said its okay but they are going to record us so we can upload it!
wonwow: nice
wonwow: ill send you the address of the house and we can drive there
kookie: kk
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7:42 AM
v is for taehyung: i want to die
jeonghan: ?
v is for taehyung: its too early
v is for taehyung: jimin is in the bathroom
v is for taehyung: we have dance practice and then recording
v is for taehyung: and kookie is still sleeping.
jeonghan: hm. i see!
jeonghan: good luck with that one!
v is for taehyung: why are you awake
jeonghan: photoshoot at pledis
jeonghan: jun and i are heading there together
v is for taehyung: models????
junhui: i'm a model! jeonghan hyung is a makeup artist
v is for taehyung: oh shit i knew your name sounded familiar
v is for taehyung: wen junhui … you modeled with kim soohyun right??
junhui: yeah! o:
v is for taehyung: holy shit
v is for taehyung: you should talk to seokjin hyung hes basically a model
junhui: oh that’d be cool!
wonwow: junhui is normal. mostly
soonyoung: hm…….
seokmin: suspicious.
wonwow: shut up
soonyoung: ;^)
seokmin: ;^)
< wonwow has blocked soonyoung and seokmin >
soonyoung: LOL
seokmin: LOL