Work Text:
11:44 AM
dinonono: woops
mingyuuu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘OOPS’
woozi: He said woops, not oops
dinonono: shh. you’re not supposed to know
mingyuuu: ????!?!??!?
dinonono: wow! joshua-hyung needs me! see ya later!
mingyuuu: D:
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3:28 PM
woozi: Wonwoo i need your help
ww: what you need
woozi: Lyrics help
ww: k
woozi: If youre reading, cheol get up here
s.coups: ok
hoshi: watch out for smooching, wonwoo
woozi: Hey soonyoung? Die
hoshi: im older than you
woozi: Sorry. Soonyoung-hyung, die.
hoshi: thank you.
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5:52 PM
joshua: picking up chinese put in your orders
minghao: wow
junhui: wow
ww: oh my god just order
woozi: Pork fried rice
dinonono: do they have lo mein?? chicken lo mein!
s.coups: boneless spare ribs! :D
jeonghan: you and i can share a pepper steak n onions
minghao: jun and i will get some veggie lo mein
mingyuuu: beef and rice! wonwoo wants dumplings too
hansol: sesame chicken with fried rice
hoshi: two spring rolls! ill share with jihoon so
woozi: Dont
joshua: i’m going to assume seungkwan wants his thing as usual so! i’ll be home soon kids
jeonghan: <3
dinonono: hurry home safe! :D
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6:33 PM
joshua: i’m home! :)
jeonghan: yay!
dinonono: yay!!!!!
joshua: eat up my children
hansol: let’s sit in front of the tv and watch i can see your voice!
mingyuuu: oh yes this week is got7!
boo: yeah! let’s do it
joshua: okay someone get jihoon from his room please so he can eat
s.coups: on it
ww: ow
junhui: woops
mingyuuu: did you just sit on wonwoo
ww: he did
junhui: why were you lying down
ww: its a couch
woozi: why are you typing instead of talking
ww: ssh
mingyuuu: dont judge
hoshi: oh man leeteuk is so dreamy
junhui: i like heechul
minghao: that’s because you look like him
junhui: you said it, not me
minghao: shut up you just have the same nose
junhui: you like my nose
minghao: i do
woozi: im gagging
ww: why are you suddenly in lowercase
woozi: think soonyoung changed my settings or something
ww: i see
hoshi: ;)
jeonghan: cuddle pile!
dinonono: yaaaaaaay!
s.coups: mingyu can you get the water jug while youre in the kitchen
mingyuuu: ok
hoshi: its STARTING
joshua: oooo!
hoshi: leeteuk …. ㅠㅠ
hoshi: he’s so cute ….
hoshi: i love him
mingyuuu: jackson is so cute!!! i love him!!!
junhui: mark is cute i want to speak mandarin with him …
woozi: jb is a good singer
woozi: i think 1 is tonedeaf, 1 and 6
hoshi: no way 6 is definitely skilled
woozi: who’s the singer here?
hoshi: joshua!
jeonghan: me
woozi: no you idiots it’s me
dk: i can sing!
dk: so can seungkwan!
hoshi: yeah dk has the voice of an angel
ww: baby you are my aaaaaangel!
mingyuuu: akkinda!
woozi: stop. stop. do not.
ww: ok …
mingyuuu: you made the song
woozi: and i sure do regret it
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7:40 PM
mingyuuu: GOT2 AND GOT7 MY BAES
jeonghan: THAT WAS SO GOOD
ww: thank god
joshua: they look so good …
woozi: im a fan
hoshi: me too did you see their dancing?
dinonono: im a FAN
ww: hmmm
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8:44 PM
dinonono: hi guys! can i add taehyung into this chat?
mingyuuu: TAEHYUNG? FROM BTS? HOLY SHIT PLEASE
s.coups: is everyone else okay with that?
joshua: ok
jeonghan: go for it!
ww: sure lol
woozi: go for it
- dinonono invited v is for taehyung to group ‘seventeen’ -
v is for taehyung: what up homies it’s ya boy, kim taehyung
dinonono: this is taehyung! he’s a friend!
mingyuuu: oh my god . oh my god oh my GOD oh my god
woozi: mingyu is screaming again.
woozi: wonwoo.
mingyuuu: wonwoo’s asleep
woozi: minghao
minghao: hey mingyu, shut up
mingyuuu: okay, sorry
hoshi: LOL
dinonono: can we! introduce ourselves for taehyung!
v is for taehyung: lol this is fine i’m enjoying this
dinonono: still.
s.coups: children, calm yourselves
s.coups: i’m choi seungcheol, office worker and aspiring rapper, 21 years old
jeonghan: yoon jeonghan, 1004 angel, and makeup artist! <3 i’m 21 too.
joshua: hong jisoo - but call me joshua. or jisoo. i don’t care much. i work at jam jam cafe, and i’m 21
v is for taehyung: joshua! what up my dude, how’s it hanging
joshua: not much my man how are you
mingyuuu: ???????
joshua: heh.
v is for taehyung: heh.
mingyuuu: ????????????????????
junhui: i’m wen junhui, 20 years old, model for pledis
v is for taehyung: oooo
hoshi: KWON SOONYOUNG AKA HOSHI, IT’S YA BOY, I’M A CHOREOGRAPHER AND BARISTA AT JAM JAM AND I’M 20
woozi: soonyoung, wtf
ww: caps much?
ww: i’m jeon wonwoo and its won-derful to meet you
mingyuuu: i hate you.
ww: lol you wish
woozi: lee jihoon, woozi, dj, stay at home producer, trying to get with pledis
v is for taehyung: oh shit! hobi hyung likes your mixings on naver!
woozi: thanks man this hobi guy is my favorite now
dk: i’m seokmin! i’m a vocalist! :D
mingyuuu: i’m mingyu and i work at a noodle place
minghao: xu minghao and i love dabbing
v is for taehyung: me too
woozi: cursed.
hansol: choi hansol, aka vernon, i’m a rapper and waiter
seungkwan: OOOOOH IT’S ME BOO SEUNGKWAN, A BEAUTIFUL MAN WITH AN ANGEL VOICE ~ !
dinonono: and you know me! :D
v is for taehyung: wow! that’s something incredible. you all live together?
dinonono: yeah!
s.coups: it’s a house
woozi: we pay together
ww: soonyoung offers nothing to the pool of money for stuff
hoshi: WOW!!!!
mingyuuu: theyre not wrong
hoshi: </3
dk: i love you though soonyoung!
hoshi: <33333333333333333
ww: ew
s.coups: mmmmhm.
v is for taehyung: this happen a lot?
junhui: yup.
ww: yeah
v is for taehyung: i see.
v is for taehyung: well i gotta head off to dance practice
v is for taehyung: nice meeting all of ya
v is for taehyung: (terminator voice) i’ll be back
dinonono: see ya taehyung!
woozi: bye
dk: bye!
hoshi: bye byeee
s.coups: have fun!
junhui: he’s not going to have fun dance practices are sucky
minghao: have some faith jun
junhui: nah no thanks
hoshi: he’s got that right
junhui: i always do
ww: yeah right
junhui: what is that supposed to mean
ww: that you are not right all the time
junhui: >:T
ww: <3
junhui: <3