Work Text:
s.coups invited jeonghan, joshua, junhui, hoshi, ww, woozi, dk, mingyuuu, minghao, divaboo, hansol and dinonono to the group.
s.coups renamed the group ‘seventeen’.
s.coups: hello children
woozi: Do not call me child
junhui: (grimace emoji)
s.coups: not you jihoon
woozi: Thought so
joshua: hyung what is this
s.coups: it's a group chat! for us, seventeen!
ww: we live in the same dorm. we have like, two rooms.
s.coups: shh. shh. don't say these words wonwoo.
ww: :/
dk: I think it's a great idea!! we're always so busy with work so we don't get to talk much! :D
woozi: And there goes the actual sun
ww: ok well ill believe for seokmin’s sake
jeonghan: you guys know we have dance practice now right?
woozi: I'm already there
ww: ditto
s.coups: yikes
joshua: ㅇㅅㅇ.
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10:41 PM.
junhui: so why do we have a kkt group chat and a msg group chat
s.coups: reasons.
junhui: ok dad
s.coups: do not say those words to me.
junhui: dad
minghao: Dad
divaboo: father
dinonono: hyung!
s.coups: 득_득.
woozi: What did you expect
jeonghan: not that, obviously
mingyuuu: guys someone get wonwoo hyung out of the shower
joshua: nah
hansol: no way
woozi: As if
mingyuuu: :(
hansol: ok shut up please some of us actually showered and are ready to go to sleep
junhui: just mute the chat
minghao: im pretty sure seungkwan did already
hansol: (mute emoji)
hoshi: WW IS OUT I CALL DIBS
mingyuuu: no!!!! hyung!!!!!
hoshi: :P
ww: soonyoung just sprinted into thr bathroom?
s.coups: you know what i’m going to take a shower in the morning
woozi: ditto
mingyuuu: ;_; hyung…..
hansol: g o o d n i g h t
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11:07 AM
joshua: work sucks
s.coups: ditto
hoshi: youve been working for 7 minutes
joshua: still sucks
s.coups: still ditto
dinonono: ive been working since 9 am okay :/
joshua: rip
dinonono: ohhhh! someone wants to take a picture with me! :D
hoshi: run my child
joshua: chan works in an amusement park right
s.coups: yeah he does. he’s like, an entertainer?
hoshi: he dances!!!! im so proud (wipes tear)
joshua: how did he get that job and not you
hoshi: hey! i like working at jam jam!
joshua: yeah but you’re also a choreographer
hoshi: ):
joshua: hey are the kids awake yet
hoshi: i think mingyu is taking a shower?
s.coups: that’s one
hoshi: i think hansol is awake too
dinonono: im back! a kid wanted to take a picture with me and his older brother so :D
< dinonono has sent a picture to group ‘seventeen’ >
hoshi: what the fuck wait
s.coups: is that
mingyuuu: IS THAT KIM TAEHYUNG FROM BTS????????????????????
joshua: ah. there he goes.
mingyuuu: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woozi: Mingyu shut up
junhui: why is mingyu screaming
joshua: look up
junhui: ok
junhui: i understand now
mingyuuu: OH MY GOD
dinonono: is he someone special???
junhui: when you get home we’re looking him up
dinonono: ok hyung
jeonghan: can you all calm down
woozi: Mingyu is still screaming please shut him up
ww: oh my god im on it
woozi: Thank you blessed Wonwoo hyung
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joshua to jeonghan
joshua: so who’s going to tell mingyu i know taehyung from bts personally
jeonghan: LOL
joshua: yeah right
jeonghan: never let him know he’ll find out himself somehow
joshua: ok
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4:33 PM
dinonono: i got ice cream!
s.coups: shhh jihoon’s taking a nap
divaboo: he’s taking a nap with soonyoung hyung too
divaboo: i think they were watching a movie?
jeonghan: they were but they fell asleep so i turned it off!
junhui: that’s our mom for ya
ww: pics or it didnt happen
< jeonghan sent a picture to group ‘seventeen’ >
ww: ok ill take it
minghao: if i wasn’t madly in love with some guy i’d have so many pictures of jihoon hyung
junhui: i wonder who that is?
minghao: ;)
junhui: ;)
ww: please stop
mingyuuu: i agree
dk: but they like each other a lot! that is very :D!
ww: very smiley face?
dk: yeah!
joshua: my son …. so pure … too good for this world
mingyuuu: seokmin is the best of us
< dinonono sent a picture to group ‘seventeen’ >
dinonono: hoshi-hyung woke up!
junhui: oh my god his hair
mingyuuu: pffft
hoshi: pls no flame i jsut woke up
hoshi: im trying my best
joshua: try harder
hoshi: D:
dk: no mean! only peace!
woozi: Come back to the couch you are warm
hoshi: ok ok hold on
joshua: aw
jeonghan: aw
woozi: Please shut up i just want to sleep and die
jeonghan: ha
woozi: Sssh sleep time now
hoshi: night
dk: night hyungs!
dinonono: good night hyungs! :D
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2:24 AM
< dinonono added v is for taehyung to group ‘seventeen’ >
dinonono: oh shit
v is for taehyung: what
dinonono: this is the wrong group hold on
< dinonono removed v is for taehyung from group ‘seventeen’ >
dinonono: woops
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8:44 AM
mingyuuu: HELLO????!???!????!
mingyuuu: DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THIS?????????????????????
mingyuuu: CHAN WHAT THE HELL??!?!????!?