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--Iida Tenya created CLASS 1A CHARITY PLANNING CHAT--
--Iida Tenya invited 10+ members to CLASS 1A CHARITY PLANNING CHAT--
Bakugou: oh no not again
Iida: YES! AGAIN!
Todoroki: ud think that the last 3 chats that crashed n burned would b a lesson 2 us
Midoriya: what bout if @ 1st u don’t succeed try try again??????
Sero: i dont think that the little engine that could applies 2 r attempts 2 communicate
Yayorouzu: Why are we even trying 2 make this chat work again
Iida: THIS CHAT IS NOT FOR LEISURE!
Iida: AS YOU ALL KNOW, THE UA CHARITY FESTIVAL IS ARRIVING AND AS A CLASS, WE MUST COME UP WITH A WAY TO RAISE MONEY!!!!!
Todoroki: that isnt going 2 happen
Uraraka: Do u not thnk well b able 2 raise money
Todoroki: no we can do that
Todoroki: we wont b able 2 use this chat efficiently
Kaminari: oh hey the shit chats back
--Kaminari changed their handle to lightning mcqueen--
Todoroki: thats y
Uraraka: oh
Bakugou: i already fuckin hate this shit
Iida: THIS CHAT IS STRICTLY BUSINESS! NO FRIVOLITY!
Aoyama: well that will b hard 4 moi
--Aoyama changed their handle to pretty pretty shiny shiny--
Kirishima: i bet u rnt hrdr than me!!
--Kirishima changed their handle to erect--
Hagakure: the spiral in2 insanity begins
Bakugou: ur 1 2 talk bitch ur usually @ the fuckin head of this bullshit
Hagakure: bc its fun!!!!
Iida: NOPE! NO INSANITY!
Sero: 2 late
--Sero changed their handle to fakescotchtapewiki--
fakescotchtapewiki: welcome to my dark a twisted mind
Hagakure: b careful ur gonna steal tokoyamis new chat name
Tokoyami: . . .
Tokoyami: No u havent.
lightning mcqueen: then what will it b
Hagakure: something angsty
Tokoyami: . . .
--Tokoyami changed their handle to the black parade--
Hagakure: i was right!!!!
Iida: THIS IS NOT RELATED TO THE UA CHARITY EVENT
Jirou: i doubt that this chat will ever worry bout that
Jirou: these fuckers will b 2 busy memeing their hearts out
lightning mcqueen: im just gonna b quite bout what my next comment was gonna b
Jirou: was it something stupid
lightning mcqueen: yes
Jirou: im glad u decided 2 stay silent then
fakescotchtapewiki: is anyone else gonna change their chat name im feelin lonely
lightning mcqueen: I got u bro
fakescotchtapewiki: bro
Hagakure: ill jump on the bandwagon
--Hagakure change their handle to im lookin thru u--
Jirou: yeah sure
--Jirou changed their handle to lesbian punk rock icon--
Midoriya: i kno were all in the middle of changing handles 4 the chat
Midoriya: but im actually kinda interested in how well use the chat 2 plan
Iida: THANK YOU MIDORIYA!!!YOUR COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED!!!!
Midoriya: 1 minute tho
--Midoriya changed their handle to midoriya rushes in--
midoriya rushes in: continue
Iida: YES WELL
Iida: I FIGURED THAT WE COULD ALL BRAINSTORM IDEAS TOGETHER FOR WHAT WE CAN DO.
Iida: AFTER ALL, MANY MINDS ARE BETTER THAN ONE AND I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOUR PARTICIPATION.
Bakugou: im being forced 2 do this
erect: cmon the charity thing seems really fun!!!!
erect: sometimes they televise the event
erect: i think the third years did a variety show last yr
Yaoyorozu: Thats . . . actually helpful . . .
Iida: BRILLIANT!
Iida: WE CAN DO A VARIETY SHOW!
Asui: shouldnt we do something original?
Uraraka: yeah its kinda lame if we copy the older students
midoriya rushes in: but at least it’s a start
midoriya rushes in: we now know what has been done in the past
Uraraka: right!
Iida: MAKE SENSE
Iida: THEN THE TABLE IS STILL OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS
im lookin thru u: speakin of suggestions
im lookin thru u: vry1 else needs 2 jump on2 the name change bandwagon
lesbian punk rock icon: jump off the name change cliff
im lookin thru u: yes
lightning mcqueen: vry1 who hasnt done it should do it @ once
fakescotchtapewiki: that doesnt sound like a good idea
lightning mcqueen: that hasnt stopped me in the past
fakescotchtapewiki: fair
lightning mcqueen: alright on the count of 3
lightning mcqueen: 1
lightning mcqueen: 2
lightning mcqueen: 3
--Uraraka changed their handle to upsy ur lifting friend™--
--Asui changed their handle to kermit--
--Ashido changed their handle to monsters vs aliens--
--Shouji changed their handle to monster factory--
--Satou changed their handle to cooking by the book ft lil jon--
--Yaoyorozu changed their handle to lesbihonest--
--Kouda changed their handle to dr doolittle--
--Ojiro changed their handle to tail end--
lightning mcqueen: hey that actually went ok
im looking thru u: now we just have to find who didnt change their handles
im looking thru u: TODOROKI
Todoroki: give me a minute im still comin up w 1
im looking thru u: ok
im looking thru u: IIDA
Iida: I
Iida: I HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF ONE EITHER.
im looking thru u: alright
im looking thru u: BAKUGOU
Bakugou: fuck u im not doin this shit again
Bakugou: theres a reason I ended the last chat
lightning mcqueen: U EXPLODED MY PHONE
Bakugou: u deserved it
upsy ur lifting friend™: we were doin so well
upsy ur lifting friend™: y must u discourse
Bakugou: bc fuck this shitty fucking chat nothing good has ever come out of all of us pissbabies talking to each other over the fucking internet
erect: u included urself as a pissbaby
Bakugou: FUCLK
fakescotchtapewiki: we r all pissbabies now
im lookin thru u: maybe that can b ur chat name Bakugou
im lookin thru u: pissbaby
Bakugou: FUCK YOY
erect: bakugou is fumin right now
lesbian punk rock icon: when is he not
erect: ok good pt
Todoroki: ok i thnk i got one
monsters vs aliens: THE LET IT RIP
lightning mcqueen: BEYBLADE
fakescotchtapewiki: LET IT RIP
--Todoroki change their handle to red & white & green all over--
erect: wait
erect: r u makin a joke
red & white & green all over: yes
red & white & green all over: i thnk its simple
Bakugou: u r underestimating the stupidity of r shitty class
lightning mcqueen: its like the penguin joke
Bakugou: no shit fuckhead
monsters vs aliens: so its either bout a penguin
monsters vs aliens: or a newspaper
upsy ur lifting friend™: no wait i think i got it!!!!
upsy ur lifting friend™: its todoroki & midoriya kissing!!!!
red & white & green all over: yeah
midoriya rushes in: oh
upsy ur lifting friend™: and now midoriya is broken
upsy ur lifting friend™: im waving my hand in front of his face n he isnt responding
red & white & green all over: is the name too much
upsy ur lifting friend™: hes moving again
midoriya rushes in: no its really cute
red & white & green all over: ok good i didnt want ti 2 b 2 weird
midoriya rushes in: i actually like it
monsters vs aliens: awwww
im lookin thru u: that’s one out of the way
lesbian punk rock icon: i think i have 1 4 iida
Iida: I WILL TAKE ANY SUGGESTIONS
lesbian punk rock icon: what was it that Bakugou said that u looked like last week
Iida: I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
erect: bakugou calls many people many things
erect: usually involving the word fuck
lesbian punk rock icon: it was during training when we were all suited up
lesbihonest: wait was it the comment about the hat
monsters vs aliens: yeah it was someones hat
Bakugou: do u fuckers really not know ur classic heroes
Bakugou: the first fuckin heroes with quirks
Bakugou: r u all that stupid
lesbihonest: i just havent had time bc it actually seems v interesting
Bakugou: it is u uncultured swine
midoirya rushes in: i know that it was bout the flash
lesbihonest: now i remember
lesbihonest: u called iida the grease on the flashs shiny metal hat
lesbian punk rock icon: yeah iida that could b ur chat name
Iida: WELL I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE
midoirya rushes in: and thats been one of his tamer insults
lightning mcqueen: just do it
Iida: THEN I WILL
--Iida changed their handle to flash’s shiny metal hat--
flash’s shiny metal hat: IS THIS BETTER
im lookin thru u: yes
im lookin thru u: which leaves baku
Bakugou: ive said once and ill say it fuckin again
Bakugou: fuck no
erect: cmoooon babe
erect: ur the last one
Bakugou:
Bakugou: fuckin fine
erect: yaaaaay
monsters vs aliens: kirishima u have 2 much power
--Bakugou changed their handle to god and anime on my side--
lightning mcqueen: baku memed I cant believe it
god and anime on my side: kirishima suggested it
erect: guilty as charged
flash’s shiny metal hat: EVERYONE, CLASS IS STARTING SOON SO WE MUST STOP
monsters vs aliens: that isnt going to work
im lookin thru u: its nvr worked
kermit: also
kermit: we made no headway w the charity situation
midoriya rushes in: oh right
flash’s shiny metal hat: WELL, NEXT TIME
god and anime on my side: i fuckin doubt that