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[squipsquad currently has: 7 members online]
jerrybean: dudes
jerrybean: it's the first day of college and i'm already fucked
cupid: aww you miss your boyfriend??
jerrybean: yes
jerrybean: but that's not the point
gay™: he misses me!! i can die happy
jake-a-cake: dorks
jerrybean: GUYS this is important
jerrybean: it turns out
jerrybean: i'm really not good with blood
dick: HA UR FUCKED
cupid: i gotta agree with rich. not your best move
canoozle: jeremy that's like going to theater school without being able to sing
dick: so like you??
cupid: SHOTS FIRED
dick: im kidding im kidding
dick: i love u christine
canoozle: eh
dick: EXCUSE
dick: yknow what. im tired ill just accept the rejection
gay™: anyways
gay™: jeremy. sweetie. darling. the love of my life.
gay™: why the /fuck/ did you go to med school if you're not good with blood
jerrybean: I DIDNT KNOW I WASNT
jerrybean: BUT SOMEONE FELL AND SCRAPED THEIR KNEE PRETTY GOOD
jerrybean: AND I WAS LIKE
jerrybean: hahaimfine.jpg
jerrybean: IMFUCKED.jpg
jerrybean: in that order
canoozle: where did you find those
jerrybean: i have an extensive meme collection
gay™: i can confirm
gay™: you all thought his hard drive was filled with porn?
gay™: nope
gay™: it's memes
dick: he once showed me a pepe that even /i/ haven't seen
cupid: jeremy. wtf. why do you have pepes
jerrybean: i keep an extensive collection of every meme
jerrybean: just let me live
cupid: i'm never gonna forgive you for having an extensive collection of memes
jerrybean: but what if i show you
jerrybean: this.jpg
canoozle: jeremy no
jake-a-cake: jeremy yes
jerrybean: thank you jake
jake-a-cake: ur welcome boo
dick: im breaking up with you
jake-a-cake: rude
brookie: anyways how tf did you go from talking about how jerry here's fucked to memes
jennabun: isn't that always what happens?
brookie: true
gay™: while i love talking to all of you (mostly jeremy tho) i have to go to class
canoozle: ooh! what do you have??
gay™: intro to film scoring
gay™: it's gonna be lit, berklee is great so far
jerrybean: MY BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO ONE OF THE BEST MUSIC SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY SUCK IT
brookie: we get it you love him
brookie: but i'm proud of michael, that's a p big feat
jerrybean: HELL YEAH IT IS
gay™: but seriously i have to go
brookie: bye
dick: adios dude
jake-a-cake: see ya
canoozle: good luck!!!!!
jennabun: have fun !
jerrybean: FUCKING BEAT EVERYONES ASSES WHO TRIES TO GET IN YOUR WAY YOURE THE BEST MUSICIAN THERE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT
cuipd: two types of people
[gay™ went offline]
jerrybean: sad.jpg
jennabun: jeremy no sad kermit memes make me sad
jerrybean: sharemypain.jpg
jennabun: no.vid
jerrybean: fine.jpg
cupid: dorks