PaleNoFace
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Half-Life 2 But The AI Fucks Around And Finds Out by PaleNoFace
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
18 Apr 2025
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Half-Life 2, but Gordon takes control of the narrative.
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- English
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- 963
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 41
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Gordon Chillman's Guide To A Fullfilled Life by PaleNoFace
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
18 Apr 2025
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They're being gay your honor. I want maximum sentence.
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Dib is away and annoying. Zim is moping and also annoying. Gaz doesn't know how she became the jury of this bullshit contest.
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- Part 18 of Smeet Army AU
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A younger version of Zim finds his way into the lab.
Problem : Zim has no memory of this ever happening.
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- Part 20 of Smeet Army AU
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Dib learns to speak Irken, and a few other things along the way.
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- Part 19 of Smeet Army AU
Recent series
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Pale's Vault Of Unfinished Ideas : HLVRAI Edition by PaleNoFace
Fandom: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series), How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
18 Apr 2025
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Notes, dialogs and disconnected bits of narration.
DO NOT EXPECT A FULL STORY FOR ANY OF THESE.
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In an attempt to overthrow the Tallest, the two most dysfunctional beings on Earth decide to raise an army ; hijinks and parental stress ensue. (Maybe the real army was the family we made along the way.)
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Tree Bros Adventures by PaleNoFace, zacryyyyy
Fandom: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
04 Apr 2020
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Slit finds himself living the events of Fury Road over and over and over again. And no matter what he does, he can't seem to fix whatever the universe, or the V8, or whoever, wants him to fix.
Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
10 Dec 2025
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The Witchers of Kaer Morhen by EyesUpMarksman
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
05 Apr 2023
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Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
01 Dec 2025
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“I’m not a raccoon,” Sonic said, his ears twitching back slightly.
“You sure sniff like one,” the goat replied, brushing past him with zero urgency. The scent of cedar and damp fur trailed behind him. His cloven hooves clicked softly on the warped porch boards. “And don’t pee on the fence again.”
“I—what?!” Sonic twisted, ears flaring in outrage. “I was marking territory!”
“It’s a communal pasture, genius. Not yours.”
Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
21 Jul 2025
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You Are Now My Home Sweet Home by VileVenom
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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He couldn't really remember exactly when it had all started. But it didn't really matter now.
He'd always thought that their biology was incompatible.
Life had a funny way of proving him wrong time and again.
Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
20 Jul 2025
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Shadow starts using a "dating" app to help relieve some stress. Turns out Sonic is on the same app.
Bookmarked by PaleNoFace
20 Jul 2025