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Main Chat: 9:34 pm, friday night
Pure boy: Did anyone do the stupid history homework i am f r e a k in g
Bbb: we had,,,,,history homework,,,,, it is FRIDAY
Egg: *picture attachment*
Pure boy : BEN I LOVE YU
Bevvy: yu
Jew man: yu
Pure boy: sometimes i think about becoming a murderer and when I think of my first victims both of you come to mind first
Farmboy: why is his name Pure Boy when his name should be literal devil ™
Pure boy: i am Pure Boy just sometimes i have homicidal tendencies
Egg: jfc
Beep bEep: wait what did we do in that class today I forget
Bbb: how do you forget all we did was talk about,,,,, um
Bbb: IT WAS CAPITALISM
Beep bEep: i forgot bc i was staring at my pure beautiful boy eds : ‘“ ))
Beep bEep: also, hypocrite
Pure boy: I’m Breaking Up With You
Bevvy: That was the most Extra thing I have ever heard you say and I was there throughout your Eighth-Grade-Richie-Pining Phase
Pure boy : BEv ShUt UP
Beep bEep: awwwwwwwww,,,,,,,, you pined over me,,,,,,,,, baby : “””””)
Jew man: Richie Don’t Even you spent TWO FUCKING YEARS talking about ‘eddie this’ and ‘eddie that’
Bbb: stan don’t act like he still doesn’t do that every time we’re trying to play some gotdamn video games
Beep bEep: Why,,,,am I being exposed like this,,,,,
Bbb: bc ur stupid
Beep bEep: This is Biphobic
Bevvy: Everything is Biphobic to you
Farmboy: Stan
Farmboy: Unlock Your FucKing window
Farmboy: Shit this is Not the correct chat
Beep bEep: ,,,,,y'all fuckin
Pure boy: ffs just take him out of the chat
Jew Man has removed Beep bEep from the chat.
Bevvy: HAhahahhaujudhfiehfoe
Egg: Big Mood
Richie Rich to Baby Boy <3: 9:53 pm, friday night
Richie Rich: was i right tho
Richie Rich: r mike and stan fuckin
Baby Boy <3: Rich how the fuck am I supposed to know
Richie Rich: U r,,,,,lying
Baby Boy <3: No Proof Bicth
Eds to fuckin molly ringwald lookin ass: 10:01 pm
Eds: r mike and stan fuckin
Eds: Curiosity
fuckin molly ringwald lookin ass: ok don't tell anyone but
fuckin molly ringwald lookin ass: apparently stan and mike have a thing going on but so do bill and stan
Eds: whAt Whatdifghwuhdibhfe
fuckin molly ringwald lookin ass: i KnOwodjhjbfhiffoqf
fuckin molly ringwald lookin ass: *one picture attachment* Bill is so fuckin madfiehwwfbdjfdm I Do Not kNow How to respond
Eds: I'm Crying Actual Tears
Eds: We gotta fix this tho
Main Chat: 10:07 pm
Egg: ...............................
Bevvy: So
Pure Boy: Yes
Pure Boy: oh Fuck i forgot we took richie out
Bbb: DOn't add him back
Pure Boy: But he's being annoying
Pure Boy: Tell u what how bout if I add him back everybody just ignores him
Bevvy: Perfect
Farmboy: I like that idea
Bevvy: Wait
Bevvy: Wait
Bbb: What
Egg: What
Farmboy: What
Pure boy: What
Jew Man: What
Bevvy: Ok first off,,, love the support and second,, what day is it
Pure boy has added Beep bEep to the chat.
Pure boy: Tis october 21st
Beep bEep: Spoopy
Bevvy: THAT MEANS EDDIES BIRTHDAY IS IN 9 DAYS
Pure boy: oh No
Pure boy: You know i hate birthdays
Beep bEep: holy Fuck my baby IS GROWING UP
Bbb: Am I a Bad Friend if I said I forgot ,.,,,,,,,
Pure boy: no
Beep bEep: Yes
Bevvy: So Who is throwing the party bc we all know eddie cant and wont
Beep bEep: I'll do it
Beep bEep: Anything for my baby : '''''''')
Pure boy: No no fuCKING parties
Bevvy: too late
Baby Boy <3 to Richie Rich: 10: 14 pm
Baby Boy <3: I Swear To God If you throw me a party you will Never kiss me again
Richie Rich: Im coming over so I can kiss u and prove u wrong
Baby Boy <3: No you are Not
Richie Rich: Too late your getting a party and i'm already at ur window so open up prettyboy :)
Baby Boy <3: God I ahte this
Baby Boy <3: *you're
Billyboy to Stan the Man: 10:21 pm
Billyboy: Answer my calls
Billyboy: Stan what the fuck
read at: 10:24 pm