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@PParkinson created a group chat with @DMalfoy & @BZabini
(14:12 pm): Pansy:
Hello Poncey and Eye-candy.
(14:13 pm): Draco:
Excuse me?
(14:13 pm): Blaise:
Pans, really? We got these phones five minutes ago. You’re across the common room for fuck's sake.
(14:14 pm): Draco:
Lazy wrench.
(14:14 pm): Pansy:
Keep sending those text things boy’s; my phone vibrates with each one I get.
(14:15 pm): Draco:
Salazar Pans! I amend my previous statement. You’re such a dirty wrench.
(14:15 pm): Blaise:
How do I get out of here?
(14:15 pm): Pansy:
Oh, Draco you love it, and you know it. Blaise, you just don’t leave.
(14:16 pm): Pansy changed Draco’s name to Poncey.
(14:17 pm): Poncey:
The fuck Pans! How did you do that? Change it back!
(14:17 pm): Pansy:
I created the group, my rules!
(14:18 pm): Blaise:
It's my favorite time of day, mess with Draco hour! I'm in!
(14:18 pm): Pansy changed Blaise’s name to Hotstuff.
(14:18 pm): Hotstuff:
HA, take that Poncey!
(14:19 pm): Poncey:
Pansy change my name at once before I hex your breast into A cup’s!
(14:19 pm): Pansy:
Oh, you party pooper!
(14:20 pm): Pansy changed Poncey’s name to Poncey-Ponce.
(14:20 pm): Pansy:
There I changed your name.
(14:21 pm): Poncey-Ponce:
Mature Pans, very mature.
(14:21 pm): Hotstuff:
What do you do when you laugh in these chat things? Feels stupid to write haha.
(14:21 pm): Pansy:
Dunno yet.
(14:22 pm): Poncey-Ponce:
I see you, Blaise, stop laughing like a kneasle in heat.
(14:22 pm): Hotstuff:
Sure thing Poncey- Ponce, anything for you.
(14:23 pm): Poncey-Ponce:
Pans, change my fucking name to Draco you blabbering Mandrake!
(14:23 pm): Pansy changed the group name to; Sexy Slither Threesome.
(14:24 pm): Poncey-Ponce:
Fuck you, Pansy.
(14:24 pm): Pansy:
Draco sugar, take one up the arse and calm down.
(14:24 pm): Hotstuff:
Maybe he needs two? He seems rather tense from my point of view.
(14:25 pm): Pansy:
Hmmm, a half-giant dick might do the trick. I'll ask if Hagrid is free in 30.
(14:25 pm): Hotstuff:
HAHAHA.
(14:25 pm): Pansy:
You’re right, that looks stupid. Draco my bum-fluff, where did you go?
(14:26 pm): Hotstuff:
He threw his phone at Greg and stomped off to the bedrooms. Cute group name btw Pans. Is that a suggestion? –wiggles eyebrows-
(14:26 pm): Hotstuff:
Damn, there’s got to be a better way in this texting stuff than just writing!
(14:26 pm): Pansy:
Oh, how royal of him. I have an idea…
(14:27 pm): Hotstuff:
Am I going to like it?
(14:27 pm): Pansy:
Probably not.
(14:28 pm): Hotstuff:
Is Draco going to hate it more than me?
(14:28 pm): Pansy:
Oh yes…
(14:29 pm): Hotstuff:
Lead the way than my queen of damnation!
(14:29 pm): Pansy added @HPotter and @HGranger to Sexy Slither Threesome.
(14:30 pm): Harry P.:
Uh? Who’s this?
(14:30 pm): Hotstuff:
Pansy you just outdid yourself.
(14:30 pm): Hermione <3 Ron:
Pansy and Hotstuff? Why on earth are we here?
(14:31 pm): Pansy:
We need help with this texting thing. Hotstuff is Blaise.
(14:31 pm): Harry P.:
That makes sense.
(14:31 pm): Hotstuff:
You think I’m hot hé, Potter?
(14:32 pm): Harry P.:
Eh, I meant the help with the new phones. But sure Blaise, I can gawk at your abs all day.
(14:32 pm): Hermione <3 Ron:
HARRY!
(14:33 pm): Pansy:
Best.first.chat.ever!
(14:33 pm): Harry P.:
Common Hermione! Live a little!
(14:34 pm): Pansy:
How did you do that Harry! We just have words, and you have an eyebrow freak, muggle pictures, and Hermione has this weird thing between her name and the Weasel.
(14:34 pm): Hermione <3 Ron:
His name is Ron... 
(14:35 pm): Pansy:
I'll call him whatever the fuck you want if you show me how to do that!
(14:35 pm): Hermione <3 Ron Left the group.
(14:36 pm): Hotstuff:
Way to go Pans! Ugh. We want to learn; I’ll pay in abs gawking privileges.
(14:36 pm): Harry:
DA classroom, third floor in 20 min. It will be empty.
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