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Kuroba Kaito made a new conversation
Kuroba Kaito changed 「 New Conversation 」 to 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Kuroba Kaito added Kudou Shinichi to 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Kuroba Kaito added Hattori Heiji to 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Kuroba Kaito changed Kuroba Kaito to Magic Lupin
Magic Lupin changed Kudou Shinichi to Mama Holmes
Magic Lupin changed Hattori Heiji to Kendo Kid
Kendo Kid opened 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Kendo Kid: what the hell
Magic Lupin: hi!!!!!
Kendo Kid: what is with my username???
Kendo Kid: what even is this
Kendo Kid: oi. answer me you top hat loon
Mama Holmes opened 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Mama Holmes: Kuroba Kaito, if you do not change my name in the next 5 seconds.
Mama Holmes: I will take the fastest bullet train to Ekoda and make sure that no one will ever find you ever again.
Magic Lupin changed Mama Holmes's name to Signof4
Magic Lupin: IM SORRY (；ﾟДﾟ)
Kendo Kid: HAHAHAh holy shit kudou
Signof4: Watch your language, Hattori. I will not hesitate.
Kendo Kid: I'M SORRY
Magic Lupin: when I did shin chan become so scary?!?! (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Signof4: Anyway, what is the purpose of this group chat Kuroba?
Magic Lupin: i was wondering how u guys are coping after the Final Showdown™
Kendo Kid: i wasn't even there, my old man kept me in the security room so I wouldn't get myself shot again
Kendo Kid: i'm fine though but kudou is the one i'm worrying about.
Signof4: I'm fine. Still slightly shocked, sleep deprived and sore, but I'm fine. Nothing to worry about.
Magic Lupin: nothing to worry abt he says with a bullet to the head, a knife to the leg and a broken wrist
Magic Lupin: and sleep deprived??!?!
Magic Lupin: y u no sleep
Signof4: Ran is literally being my second mother now, she won't stop asking me if I want to talk about it.
Signof4: She sends me a message every hour.
Signof4: In class she always gives me this fond knowing look and it is slowing driving me mad.
Signof4: And I also have Haibara monitoring my health like a hawk in case of any side effects of the antidote.
Signof4: On top of it all of division one keep babying me.
Signof4: To answer the question, I have to stay awake to ensure there aren't any other side effects with the cure that could be caused by the hospital medication.
Signof4: But the real question is, what about you?
Magic Lupin: mouri chan is quite the worry wart and ive only met her for a couple of hours max during heists
Magic Lupin: i wouldnt be surprised tbh she would move in with u if she didnt have to look after her dad
Magic Lupin: u are a trouble magnet
Magic Lupin: like who stumbles over 3 corpses a day and has been shot more than a cop in their whole life time
Magic Lupin: and she would flip if she knew that vermouth, rum and the boss are still out there
Magic Lupin: and that’s just her alone
Magic Lupin: the tmpd would have officers tailing you 24/7
Kendo Kid: i'm not sure about vermouth, but i know that rum and the boss are probably plotting something nasty.
Kendo Kid: seriously she would put you in a room where all surfaces are cushioned and give you a bunch of baby proofed books to make sure you don't hurt yourself as usual
Kendo Kid: all of division would totally support her too
Signof4: She kept trying to carry my books on my first week back at school and she would glare at anyone who wanted to ask about the take down.
Signof4: Don't you mean a padded cell?
Signof4: I wouldn't be surprised.
Signof4: Also I swear Ran told them about my eating habits, they keep asking me if I've eaten.
Magic Lupin: OMG HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR?!?! (゜ロ゜)
Magic Lupin: also EXPOSED!!!!
Kendo Kid: pffftt
Kendo Kid: you should hear his murder jokes
Magic Lupin: pass…
Signof4: And Kuroba Kaito. Don't dodge my question.
Signof4: How is Hakuba-kun coping?
Signof4: How are the Nakamoris coping with your retirement?
Signof4: How are you coping?
Magic Lupin: ahhhh I don’t wanna talk abt that bastard here
Magic Lupin: he keeps ranting on how he wanted to arrest me and stuf
Magic Lupin: since kid had to hang up his cape and all
Magic Lupin: btw thanks for getting ur fbi buddies to pardon me and my dad and my mum
Magic Lupin: ahoko is giving me the silent treatment after i told her
Magic Lupin: the inspector is sorta hung up about not chasing kid anymore
Magic Lupin: he is probs upset that his long time friend and their son was the criminal that he was chasing all this time
Magic Lupin: i feel like i just erased one of his purposes of life
Magic Lupin: and well, im sorta still in shock like snake is finally behind bars and stuff
Magic Lupin: at least jii chan doesnt have to freak out abt me getting caught after every heist
Magic Lupin: haha
Signof4: Kuroba. Shut up. The Nakamoris will bounce back before you know it. Even Hattori can see it.
Kendo Kid: yeah dude, they'll bounce bac
Kendo Kid: OI KUDOU WHAT DOES THAT MEAN "Even Hattori can see it."
Magic Lupin: thx shin chan ｡^‿^｡
Magic Lupin: lmao hei chan got smoked
Kendo Kid: WHEN I GET BACK TO TOKYO I'M GOING TO EXPOSE YOU KUDOU
Kendo Kid: JUST YOU WAIT YOU BASTARD
Signof4: Two words. Audio recording.
Kendo Kid: YOU WOULDN'T
Magic Lupin: oooooohh im interested
Signof4: I would.
Kendo Kid: KUDOU NO
Signof4: Kudou yes.
Kendo Kid: KUROBA HELP ME
Magic Lupin: srry dude but im on shin chan's side with this one
MagicLupin: SHIN CHAN YES
Signof4: Kuroba. Call me that one more time and I will expose you as well.
Magic Lupin: tbh im curious on what dirt u have on me
Signof4: One word. Four letters.
Signof4: Splish.
Signof4: Splash.
Magic Lupin: I'M GOOD
Kendo Kid: why are you like this
Kendo Kid: lmao "Splish. Splash."???
Signof4: I am retaliating due to my wounded pride while I was still Conan.
Signof4: I am rather petty.
Signof4: Anyway, I have a case from division one to work on.
Magic Lupin: already?? dont u have hwk
Kendo Kid: i'm honestly not surprised as usual
Signof4: I've already completed my homework.
Signof4: Be quiet Hattori, you're no better.
Magic Lupin: SHIT I HAVE SOME LEFT
Kendo Kid: oi oi
Signof4: Well done Mr IQ400.
Signof4: Also language Kuroba.
Magic Lupin: as much as I luv joking shinichi
Magic Lupin: i prefer the jokes to be less sarcastic plz
Magic Lupin: i have a fragile soul (；人；)
Kendo Kid: wAIT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN IQ OF 400
Kendo Kid: RIGHT????
Kendo Kid: LIKE WASN'T THE HIGHEST EVER RECORDED 228??
Kendo Kid: and fragile soul my ass
Kendo Kid: who the hell regularly jumps off builds before the ass crack of dawn
Magic Lupin: im a special bean (๑ゝڡ◕๑)
Magic Lupin: pffft so im allowed to jump off of buildings after dawn
Kendo Kid: what the fuck
Kendo Kid: you know what i mean you jerk
Signof4: I will when you learn how to properly text.
Signof4: Profanities.
Kendo Kid: shit
Kendo Kid: I MEAN SORRY
Signof4: Anyway, you two can continue to chat if you like.
Signof4: I need to finish my work before Haibara starts hounding me again.
Signof4 closed 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Kendo Kid: when the hell did he become so salty and scary???
Kendo Kid: who took his book??
Magic Lupin: i know right?!?! (╥_╥)
Kendo Kid: WAIT
Kendo Kid: i think the little nee-chan might have limited his coffee intake
Magic Lupin: oh shit man
Kendo Kid: oh shit indeed.
Magic Lupin: that reminds me
Magic Lupin: i need to introduce myself to mouri chan the rest of the gang
Kendo Kid: how?
Magic Lupin: ill figure it out
Magic Lupin: i dont worry
Magic Lupin: i dont have an iq of 400 for nothing (・ωｰ)～☆
Kendo Kid: IQS DON'T GO THAT HIGH THOUGH??
Signof4 opened 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Signof4: I would prefer if you two had a private conversation.
Signof4: Haibara is about to snap my phone in half due to the constant notifications.
Signof4: And or hack herself into this chat herself.
Signof4 closed 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Kendo Kid closed 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Magic Lupin closed 「 Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad 」
Kuroba Kaito made a new conversation
Kuroba Kaito changed 「 New Conversation 」 to 「 Science-Chan is Scary ™ 」
Kuroba Kaito added Hattori Heiji to 「 Science-Chan is Scary ™ 」
Kuroba Kaito changed Kuroba Kaito to IQ400 ( ・ ω ｰ ) ～ ☆
Kuroba Kaito changed Hattori Heiji to Profanities
Profanities opened 「 Science-Chan is Scary ™ 」
Profanities: what the fuck man
Profanities: why can't I change my name
Profanities: the fuck
Profanities: also if the little nee-chan ever sees this she will kill you
Profanities: no wait. that's too kind. she would perform experiments on you
Profanities: kudou told me that she held a gun to his head once
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: magic~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: u luv me
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: wait WHAT
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: Σ(ﾟÅﾟ)
Profanities: i'm pretty sure i don't
Profanities: she would man
Profanities: i'm surprised kudou hasn't made her snap yet
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: yea u right
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: its shin chan isnt it~~~
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: science chan truly is a fearsome opponent
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: that means i need to amp up the wow factor when i meet her
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: gotta score those brownie points
Profanities: IT'S NOT
Profanities: WHAT BULLSHIT ARE YA SPROUTING
Profanities: YA WANNA GO YA BASTARD
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: Omg ur accent came through txt
Profanities: ARE YA IGNORING ME
Profanities: WHEN I GET THERE YOU'RE A DEAD PIECE OF SHIT
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: hehe ur name rly suits u~
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: anyway im gonna go now
IQ400(・ωｰ)～☆: bye bye! ( ˘ ³˘)
IQ400 ( ・ ω ｰ ) ～ ☆ closed 「 Science-Chan is Scary ™ 」
Profanities: GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD
Profanities: I AIN'T DONE WITH YA
Profanities: I'M SERIOUS
Profanities: THE NEXT TIME I'M OVER AT KUDOU'S YOU'RE DEAD
Profanities closed 「 Science-Chan is Scary ™ 」