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*Friday, 22:47, EVA’s living room. EVEN is walking around the room, seemingly looking for someone. He stops by SANA and asks her something and SANA shakes her head. EVEN starts to walk out of the house into the back yard, but stops just by the door and approaches CHRISTINA*
EVEN: “Hey Chris, have you seen Isak?”
CHRIS: “I think I saw him out there with Jonas.”
EVEN: *shouting over the music* “What?!”
CHRIS: “I said I think I saw him go out with Jonas!”
*EVEN nods as he continues his way outside. Outside is JONAS, standing behind a bush. ISAK can’t be seen properly*
EVEN: “Jonas?!”
JONAS: *robbing ISAK’s back, who is throwing up in the bushes* “Even, oh thank fuck I didn’t know what to do with this fuck head anymore”
EVEN: “What the hell happened?!”
JONAS: “He was crying about how he missed you and that he hadn’t seen you for the past eight hours and and next thing we knew he was drunk out of his mind, what the fuck is wrong with your boyfriend man?”
EVEN: “Shit, I’m sorry I should have told him to wait for me at home so we could come together, I didn’t think he’d make a scene,”
*ISAK wipes his mouth with his jacket and wobbles slightly on his feet*
ISAK: “Jooooonas can we go play in the snow?”
JONAS: *sighing deeply* “Isak it’s nearly June, there is no snow,”
ISAK: *stares at JONAS, gaping* “oh okay,” *shifts his eyes around and stares at EVEN* *whispering* “Holy fuck you’re so hot” *turns to JONAS* “Jonas hoomiigodd look at him he’s so hot.”
JONAS: *chuckling* “Yeah buddy, wanna go over and say hi?”
ISAK: *squeals* “I can’t just- just say and go hi,”
JONAS: “yeah you definitely can’t do that, but come on let’s go,”
*JONAS drags ISAK to EVEN’s side. EVEN has an amused smirk on his lips*
ISAK: *still gaping* “oh my god you’re so beautiful,”
EVEN: “uhhh, thanks? I guess?”
ISAK: *giggling* “He’s soooo pretty Jonas isn’t he?”
JONAS: “sure,”
ISAK: *throws his arms around EVEN’s neck, hiding his face in EVEN’s neck* “oh my god he smells sooo good, Jonas you HAVE to come smell him he smells sooooo nice,”
JONAS: *seems uncomfortable* “actually I think I’ll pass.” *turns to EVEN* “do you think he’ll make it out alive?”
EVEN: “I really really hope so,”
ISAK: “Jonas can you ask him if he’s single?”
JONAS: “Isak you’re literally sitting on him, why don’t you ask him that yourself?”
ISAK: “hehe silly me, you’re right.” *turns to EVEN* “hey are you single? Ready to mingle? Hahahahah”
EVEN: *visibly pauses for a moment, another smirk appears on his face* “Actually, no, I have a boyfriend,”
ISAK: *gasps out loud* “what?!” *turns to JONAS* “what?!!!”
JONAS: “you heard him buddy,”
EVEN: “yeah, Sorry to let you down,”
ISAK: “b-but,” *eyes filling with tears* “you can’t- Jonas he can’t-“ *big fat tears start rolling down his cheeks*
EVEN: “Jonas oh my god he’s crying,”
JONAS: *pulling out his phone* “I have to fucking record this, this is GEM!”
EVEN: *visibly concerned* “hey, hey I’m sorry, it’s okay, please stop crying,”
ISAK: *sobbing* “b-but” *hiccups* “y- you have a b-“ *hiccups* “boyfriend,”
EVEN: “you have a boyfriend too, don’t you? Remember? You have a boyfriend!”
ISAK: *stops crying* “I have a boyfriend? Jonas? I have a boyfriend!”
JONAS: *busy filming* “uhuh”
EVEN: “yeah, you do. Do you remember him?”
ISAK: *staring off into distance* “Even,”
EVEN: “yes?”
ISAK: “Of course I remember my boyfriend! My Eveeeeen is so pretty. He’s even prettier than YOU! You can keep your- your stupid boyfriend! My boyfriend is better,”
EVEN: “I’m not so sure about that, but okay.”
ISAK: *cuddling closer to EVEN* “my Even is so much taller, and he smells soooo much better than you do,” *inhales deeply* “he also fucks me really good. Like really really reallyyyyy good.”
EVEN: “Jonas please tell me you’ve stopped filming,”
JONAS: “sorry mate,”
ISAK: *quietly* “I miss my Even so much. I love him so much.”
EVEN: *holds ISAK closer to his body, closing his eyes* *whispers back* “your Even loves you so much too, more than anything.”
JONAS: *putting the phone away, sensing the importance of the moment* “should we take him home?”
EVEN: “yeah, we should. Come on Isak, let’s get you home.”
ISAK: “home where?”
EVEN: “let’s get you to your Even.”
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*Saturday, 10:18, ISAK and EVEN’s apartment. ISAK walking up to the kitchen, his head in his hands.*
ISAK: *groans* oh my god I feel like I just woke up after 500 years of death.” *pauses in his tracks* “what the fuck are you doing here?”
JONAS: “good morning to you too,”
ISAK: “where’s Even?”
JONAS: “he just left to get some food for breakfast, he’ll be back in a few, I stayed over after we brought you back home last night.”
ISAK: *sitting down in front of JONAS* What the hell happened last night? Why am I feeling like an elephant has stepped on me? I wasn’t even that drunk.”
JONAS: *raising an eyebrow* “you kept flirting with Even.”
ISAK: “So what? He’s my boyfriend.”
JONAS: “Dude, you asked him if he was single and cried when he said he wasn’t.”
ISAK: “fuck off I did not!”
JONAS: “there’s a fucking video of it Isak,”
ISAK: “Jonas I swear to god-“
JONAS: “yeah, yeah I will definitely use it agaisnt you someday, don’t worry,”
*The front door opens, EVEN steps through the door*
EVEN: “good morning baby,” *kisses ISAK on the lips* “Jonas are you staying for breakfast?”
JONAS: “Nah I was just leaving, you two boys have fun” *pats ISAK’s back before leaving*
ISAK: “did I seriously ask you if you were single last night?”
EVEN: *chuckles* “yeah and you were pretty upset when you found out I wasn’t,”
ISAK: *hiding his face in his hands* “oh my god...”
EVEN: “but then you remembered that you weren’t single yourself, and you kept going on and on and on about how beautiful and amazing your boyfriend Even was and how good he fucks you,”
ISAK: “oh my god stop I wanna die,”
EVEN: “and you kept saying how much you loved and missed your Even,”
ISAK: *looking up at EVEN* “well I guess this last bit was true”
EVEN: *beaming at ISAK* “just for the record, your Even would fucking die for you,”
ISAK: “shut up Even,”
EVEN: *smiling softly at ISAK* “I mean it Isak, you are the best thing in my life, I love you so much.”
ISAK: *smiles back, intertwining his fingers with EVEN’s* “I love you too.”
EVEN: “I also can’t wait to fuck you good.”
ISAK: “way to ruin the romantic moment, Even.”