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"A party?" Tony questioned. "Yea Tony that's what I said.." Steve responded at the counter, watching Stark pour coffee into his mug. It was 3:57 PM at the Avengers tower. Each avenger was setting up decorations for the party Steve had mentioned before.
"And why am I just knowing about this?" Tony asked like a dickhead. "We knew if we were to bring this up at the time we planned, you would disagree" Steve answered while opening the bag of balloons for Wanda, she couldn't open it. "What?" Tony wouldn't stop fucking asking!!!
"He means you'd say no dumb-ass" Sam responded from across the room setting up streamers. "Okay rude. But whatever have your party but I'm not helping cleaning shit" Tony walked out the room. Steve didn't care. Nobody did. They all been knew that Tony was never going to help anyways so.. Drinks!
They had 2 hours to finish up decorating, and an extra hour to get themselves ready in their costumes. It was a costume party. Nat's idea. She's so bland.
Sharon finished what she was hanging and turned to Nat. "Hey I'm gonna head home and put on the cat costume. I'll see you in a bit, okay honey?" Sharon kissed her on the cheek. Wow. Lesbeans.
"I'm finished with the balloons. I am going to go get ready in my Sabrina The Teenage Witch costume, are you guys able to hold up without me?" Wanda asked. "Yea we're fine, go ahead Wanda" Steve replied while vacuuming the rug and scaring Bucky, who was sleeping on the couch.
"Alright. Call if you need me" Wanda walked out of the room. Vision clips through the wall and follows Wanda. "Wanda. Does this costume of yours have any exposure to your breasts?" Vision was still following her.
Bucky gets up from his power nap and rubs his face. He doesn't feel alive. "Hey so are we done here?" Bucky asks. "Yea I guess so. Good work team, I'm going to take a shower and put on my costume." Steve turned off the vacuum and headed for the hall. "Wait, Steve!" Sam called from behind. Steve looked back.
"What are you dressing as?" Sam asked, smiling. He's hiding something. "I'm dressing up as a newsie. Why?" Steve smiled nervously. "A newsie? Steve, we're not in 6th grade, what the fuck" Bucky followed. "Hey! it's cute... What are you two dressing as"
Steve was ready because he knew those two had the worse idea since Ultron. "Nah don't get scared, it's nothing. Me and Sam just wanted to IG live reveal your costume pick" Bucky pulled out the phone behind his back. Sam was fucking dying. It wasn't even that funny, newsies are cute. "Ha Ha very funny" Steve smirked. Bucky you got the Kylo Ren costume I left for you on the bed?"
Bucky rolled his eyes. "That costume is so fucking stupid." Bucky walked off. "KYLE RON" Sam followed.
By now, everyone were in their rooms getting ready.
2 hours and a half later
It was 30 minutes until the party started. Steve, Bucky, Wanda, Vision, Sam, Nat, Sharon, and Clint were all inside. The door bell rung. "I'll get it" Sam, dressed as an angel, yelled from across the building. The door bell was rapidly being rung.
Sam got to there door in exactly 36 seconds. New record. He opened. "Heeeyy!!!" Sam yelled and grabbed the 2 persons hands and hugged them. It was Thor! oh and Bruce.
"Good Evening my friends!" Thor entered and greeted at everyone inside. "Thor!" like 4 people got up to hug him. Everyone loves Thor. Oh and Bruce was still in the back.
"Hey dude! Nice costume, you look handsome" Steve pat Thor on the back in a very bro way. He looks so cute in his newsie outfit. Thor was dressed as a Prince Charming. Bruce was dressed in green and had a Kermit The Frog hat on. "Hey Bruce, buddy how are ya' hangin' there?" Steve looked behind Thor to Bruce. Who was already dissociating.
"Oh I'm doing great. Thanks Steve, hi everyone... Hi how's it goin'... Hi" Bruce was awkwardly waving at people. Thor put his god arm over him.
"So is Loki, Val, and Heimdall coming?" Steve asked while going off to fill bowls with chips. "Oh yeah, Heimdall will be here soon. Val is in the car already drinking.. I think she passed out. Loki is still getting ready at home, he takes an eternity, my friend" Thor said while adjusting Bruce's crooked Kermit hat.
"Ha... Loki seems like a handful" Steve took the drinks and put them into the cooler. "You'd know, Rogers" Thor responded with a raised brow. Nat made a "Oooooo bitch gottem" face while cleaning her fake gun. She was dressed as Uma Thurman from Kill Bill. Steve raised his arms and started to gestured. "Hey, hey it's not my fault Loki wants to sleep with me. Besides he rejected me those six years ago so I'm sure he'd change his mind again" Steve defended.
Clint walked in the room dressed as Robin Hood. "Yea sure, Cap" he chuckled. Steve laughed. "Are-you-finished-setting-up-the-kids-party?" Steve asked while making sign language with his hands. Clint nodded. "Yea dad, everything is baby proofed for these very fragile 16 year olds" Clint assured. Steve gave him a thumbs up.
The door bell rang again. Sam went to go get it. "Oh hey little boy" Sam gestured Peter to come in. Peter was dressed as m as m as mort as morgan as mi as mmmmmmm as Morty from Rick And Morty. "Mr. Stark made me." Peter wanted to shoot a web in form of a noose but we can't have that can we.
Tony immediately barged in after him. He was Rick. "What's going on dudes!". Everyone ignored him.
"Peter go upstairs, the party is going to start soon" Tony removed his sunglasses. Peter nodded, still wanting to fucking Spider-die. Clint guided Peter upstairs.
Tony went to get a drink. "This place looks like trash". Literally nobody is listening.
The door rang and Sam nyoomed again. He ain't quitting. In from the door came Heimdall, dressed as literal Jesus, and Val, dressed as a Viking. Thor stood up from his chair. "Hey you guys made it! Where's Loki".
"Outside talking to that old man that fucks him on the phone, I don't know and I don't care. I'm high as fuck boy move" Val moves past him towards the alcohol. "Hey I think we can start the party now" Steve called out. Clint gets the ax chord and connects it to the lap top they've added the music to. When it connects My Neck My Back starts playing. Steve is flabbergasted. "No!"
Clint quickly changed the song. Oh wow Usher, that's how you start a party. Sam opens the door just for Loki to enter. He's dressed as Brinty Spreas from the Hit Me Baby One More Time video. That bitch a hoe. "I brought margarita mix" Loki stuffed it onto Sam.
"Bucky get out of your room." Steve knocked. Bucky wouldn't come out. "No I look fucking dumb".
"Come oon.. it's a costume party, that's the point!" Steve leans on the door. "Fine" Bucky calls back. The door knob started turning and Steve moved out of the way so that Bucky could pass. Wow he was spooky. Bucky was wearing some MCR shirt with black pants and red converse, he had a cap and fake vampire teeth. BLAH. Sam started laughing like a bird.
"You see, you look cute now come greet guests" Steve took grumpy by the hand and into the living room revealing that Rhodes dressed as Robocop was already there too. It was getting crowded already. The door was kicked open by The Guardians Of The Galaxy. "We brought booze, assholeees" Quill called out. Gamora apologized for the door.
Gamora had Shrek ears, Nebula was unhappily dressed as a Smurf, Rocket was a wittle bunny, Groot was a spooky tree, Mantis was TinkerBell, Drax was a WWE wrestler, and Quill was Hasselhoff. They're ready to get fucking wasted. Groot went up to the kiddos party. Rocket agreed to watch the kiddos for the whole night so he followed.
"Whoa big house!" Scott as Captain Kirk walked in looking around. "Hey Cap, you're still so extremely handsome wow!" Scott probably was high before entering. Hope followed behind him dressed as a bee costume she found at Walmart. She found out about this party 10 minutes ago.
Soon the building was filled with people. And Usher was still playing.