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[jungkook hurtty youp]
cuddlymochi: seokjinnnnnnn
cuddlymochi: seokjiinnnnnnn!!!!
cuddlymochi: seeeeeeoooooookkkkk
cuddlymochi: jiiiiiiinnnnnnnn
cuddlymochi: SEOKJINNNNNN!!!!!!
cuddlymochi: seokjin :(
modelstatus: yes sweetheart
cuddlymochi: jungkook's bullying me :(
kookiebun: omg
kookiebun: I AM NOT
kookiebun: UR SUCH A CRYBABY
cuddlymochi: SHUT UP LOSER
cuddlymochi: he's being so mean :(
kookiebun: YOU STARTED IT FHSHDHSSJ
cuddlymochi: DID ANYONE ASK YOU? NO
cuddlymochi: see?
modelstatus: lovely
modelstatus: @lovebugjoon
modelstatus: @lovebugjoon
lovebugjoon: yes baby
modelstatus: you handle this
lovebugjoon: handle what
kookiebun: JIMIN'S BEING STOOPID
cuddlymochi: U WERE STUPID FIRST STUPID HEAD
kookiebun: I'M NOT A STUPID HEAD UR A STUPID HEAD
cuddlymochi: SHUT UP DIRT TURTLE
kookiebun: YOU SHUT UP HAIRY ARMADILLO
cuddlymochi: GASP
cuddlymochi: TAKE THAT BACK I'M WAXED BITCH
kookiebun: OOF THEN YOU MUST LOOK LIKE A NAKED MOLE RAT
lovebugjoon: i...
cuddlymochi: AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE A DISEASED TOUCAN
kookiebun: FUCK YOU DODO BIRD
cuddlymochi: OOOH LOOK AT THAT THE WET FLAPJACK IS FIGHTING BACK
lovebugjoon: since when did we let first graders in this chat
modelstatus: have fun :)
lovebugjoon: what's the issue boys
kookiebun: JIMIN'S BEING A DUMB CARROT
lovebugjoon: a dumb carrot.
cuddlymochi: WELL UR BEING MEAN
lovebugjoon: k great, what happened
kookiebun: I CAME BY TO GET COFFEE
kookiebun: I KNEW IT WAS HIS SHIFT SO!! I WANTED TO SAY HI
cuddlymochi: YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT NAMJOON DOESN'T WORK ON TUESDAYS
cuddlymochi: TO BULLY ME
kookiebun: I CAME!!! TO SAY!!! HI!!! STUPID!!!
cuddlymochi: :(
lovebugjoon: jimin, are you offended that he came to say hi to you?
cuddlymochi: NO
cuddlymochi: HE MADE ME MAKE FOUR DRINKS FOR HIM
kookiebun: I'M A THIRSTY GROWING BOY
kookiebun: I'M ALSO PAYING YOU SO SHUT UP
cuddlymochi: >:(
lovebugjoon: kook what was the purpose of ordering four drinks?
kookiebun: i wanted to make him worker harder than he had to :D
cuddlymochi: SEE HE'S BEING A BULLY FHDHSHSH
hobi: what on earth is going on here
hobi: oh they're at it again
lovebugjoon: kook, i think you should apologize
lovebugjoon: jimin, stop whining you got money out of it
lovebugjoon: problem solved
kookiebun: i'm not apologizng
cuddlymochi: then i'm gonna keep whining
hobi: well joon you're on your own
lovebugjoon: what why
lovebugjoon: help me
hobi: nope i have a cuddle date
hobi: bye bye
lovebugjoon: hobi pls
lovebugjoon: hobi
lovebugjoon: goddamn it
cuddlymochi: SOMEONE TELL JUNGKOOK TO GET OUT OF MY COFFEE SHOP
cuddlymochi: HE'S JUST SITTING THERE LOOKING LIKE A ROTTEN WEASEL
kookiebun: its not your coffee shop
kookiebun: this is public property i'm allowed to be here
lovebugjoon: jimin just drag him out
cuddlymochi: i can't i'll get in trouble
cuddlymochi: also he's sitting really far away like a weirdo
kookiebun: :D
cuddlymochi: stop staring at me
kookiebun: :D
cuddlymochi: i sweat to god if there weren't people here-
kookiebun: you sweat to god? good to know
cuddlymochi: i-
cuddlymochi: where the fuck is taehyung
kookiebun: aaaaaawww you said a bad worrrrrdddd
cuddlymochi: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
cuddlymochi: STUPID
cuddlymochi: HEAD
kookiebun: I SAID I'M NOT STUPID YOU'RE STUPID
taeberry: jimin
cuddlymochi: TAETAE THANK GOD
cuddlymochi: COLLECT YOUR BUN
taeberry: stop being mean to my boyfriend >:(
lovebugjoon: uh oh
cuddlymochi: AREYOUFCUCKIGNSERIOUS HSDHDHHS
cuddlymochi: HE CAME IN LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND YOU!!! DEFEND HIM OVER ME!!!
taeberry: yes its called love
cuddlymochi: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOULMATES
taeberry: wrong remember
taeberry: when i drew on myself it didn't show up on your arm
cuddlymochi: THAT WAS FROM A MOVIE I HATE YOU
lovebugjoon: i actually hate this family
lovebugjoon: yoongi are you there
sleepysuga: no
lovebugjoon: FUCKYOU OMG
lovebugjoon: you see me struggling and you just stay silent?!?!
sleepysuga: yes
lovebugjoon: don't start doing your one word answer thing
sleepysuga: okay
lovebugjoon: fuuuckkk you
sleepysuga: ok
lovebugjoon: i-
modelstatus: seriously i leave you all alone for ten minutes and now everyone hates each other
modelstatus: honestly
cuddlymochi: jungkook started it
taeberry: stop bullying my boyfriend
cuddlymochi: STOP DEFENDING HIM
cuddlymochi: BROS BEFORE HOES
taeberry: YOU'RE LITERALLY THE BIGGEST HOE SHUT UP
cuddlymochi: HOW DARE YOU
taeberry: YOU'RE A HOE
kookiebun: we love facts
cuddlymochi: FUCK YOU BOTH
taeberry: FIGHT ME
cuddlymochi: I WILL
sleepysuga: taehyung if you hurt my baby-
lovebugjoon: OH NOW YOU CAN USE SENTENCES
sleepysuga: yes
[lovebugjoon has left the chat]
kookiebun: lol
kookiebun: i am the god of chaos
kookiebun: harbringer of doom
modelstatus: child sit down its not that deep
kookiebun: mom >:(
[sleepysuga, lovebugjoon chat]
sleepysuga: mad?
lovebugjoon: GO AWAY
sleepysuga: no
lovebugjoon: you're so annoying
sleepysuga: oops
lovebugjoon: kill me
sleepysuga: okay
lovebugjoon: NO ONE BELIEVES ME WHEN I SAY YOU'RE THE MOST ANNOYING
lovebugjoon: YET HERE WE ARE
sleepysuga: ha
lovebugjoon: BEST FRIEND CARD REVOKED
sleepysuga: aw
lovebugjoon: BLOCKED
[jungkook hurtty youp]
cuddlymochi: i can't believe i came here for help only to be attacked
cuddlymochi: by my own family
kookiebun: suck it loser
cuddlymochi: STOP BEING MEAN
taeberry: STOP YELLING AT MY BOYFRIEND
cuddlymochi: I HATEYSYDSH
modelstatus: big sigh
[cuddlymochi has left the chat]
modestatus: what-
kookiebun: lol
taeberry: dw bun i'll protect you
kookiebun: <3
modelstatus: ew disgusting i don't wanna be in a chat with just the two of you
taeberry: wow rude
[taeberry left the chat[
[kookiebun left the chat]
modelstatus: are you serious
hobi: yo what happened
hobi: why is it only us
modelstatus: i
modelstatus: i don't know
hobi: ok well
hobi: have fun
hobi: i'm going back to my date
modelstatus: ...
modelstatus: and so, the ten remaind
modelstatus: while the eights around him perished
modelstatus: but! he was not sad
modelstatus: because he knew
modelstatus: he was better off alone :<
modelstatus: all
modelstatus: alone
modelstatus: ...
modelstatus: all by myself
modelstatus: don't wanna be
modelstatus: all by myself
modelstatus: hard to be sure
modelstatus: sometimes i feel so insecure
modelstatus: and love so distant and obscure
modelstatus: remains the cure
modelstatus: all by myself
sleepysuga: you're so fucking dramatic
modelstatus: YOU'RE STILL HERE WHAT