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[sunshine couple]
memeturtle: hey…
memeturtle: i have some bad news
sunshinehobi: uh oh
sunshinehobi: baby are you okay??
memeturtle: i’m fine
memeturtle: its about wonho
cuddlymochi: what
taeberry: what happened
kookiebun: spill
sunshinehobi: you three-
memeturtle: he got a boyfriend
sunshinehobi: oh
cuddlymochi: HE WHAT
taeberry: YOU’RE LYING
kookiebun: NONONO
memerturtle: yup
sunshinehobi: rip maknaes
kookiebun: THIS ISN’T HAPPENING
cuddlymochi: NO I DON’T BELIEVE YOU
cuddlymochi: YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS
memeturtle: well believe me
memeturtle: i’m very serious
taeberry: I NEVER EVEN GOT TO KISS HIM
taeberry: FUCK MY LIFE
cuddlymochi: teehee at least i got a kiss
taeberry: SCREW YOU
cuddlymochi: that sucks
cuddlymochi: but its cool
cuddlymochi: i have my yoonie <3
sleepysuga: i’m relieved
kookiebun: I’M SO MAD
taeberry: WHO’S THIS BITCH
taeberry: WHO STOLE HIM
memeturtle: minhyuk
taeberry: DAMMIT
taeberry: HE’S PRETTY
kookiebun: WHO’S MINHYUK
kookiebun: HE CAN’T BE PRETTIER THAN TAETAE
taeberry: LEE MINHYUK
kookiebun: ooooooh yeah he’s pretty
sunshinehobi: lmao
memeturtle: i’m very sorry for your loss
taeberry: kim taehyung has passed away
kookiebun: i can’t believe we never got LAID
kookiebun: DISGRACEFUL
cuddlymochi: yeah honestly i’m surprised you two never figured that out
kookiebun: well maybe we would have if taehyung wasn’t so hopeless
taeberry: HEY
taeberry: I’M NOT HOPELESS
kookiebun: you failed every single conversation with him
taeberry: YOU’RE NOT SO SMOOTH EITHER MISTER
kookiebun: smoother than you
taeberry: HOW DARE YOU BLAME ME
taeberry: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL
kookiebun: we almost did
kookiebun: but now he has a boyfriend
taeberry: AT LEAST I TALKED TO HIM!!!
taeberry: YOU NEVER DID A DAMN THING
kookiebun: …
cuddlymochi: you guys have fun processing that
cuddlymochi: gonna cuddle with my sweet boyfriend <3
kookiebun: I’M SHY
taeberry: SO AM I
sunshinehobi: baby i think you just ruined their relationship
memeturtle: looks like it
memeturtle: oh well
[taeberry added bunnyho, kookiebun to the chat]
taeberry: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND
kookiebun: that was a tad bit aggressive honey
taeberry: DON’T HONEY ME
bunnyho: i do :D
bunnyho: finally
bunnyho: i’ve had a crush on him for so longggg
taeberry: DID YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME
kookiebun: *us
bunnyho: um
bunnyho: i mean you’re both cute as hell but no :(
taeberry: this is not my day
kookiebun: i apologize for taehyung
kookiebun: we’re just disappointed we didn’t get a piece of you
bunnyho: wow!! i’m so surprised!!!
kookiebun: WHATEVER
kookiebun: but actually i’m happy for you!!
kookiebun: you deserve it!!
taeberry: WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT STUPID
taeberry: DO YOU WANNA GET LAID OR NOT THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE
bunnyho: aww thank you kookie!
bunnyho: sorry taetae
bunnyho: woulda tapped that tho
taeberry; HNSNDHDSKJ
kookiebun: he never listens to me
[space butterflies]
taeberry: this is so devastating
sunshinehobi: will you three shut up about him now
cuddlymochi: yes
kookiebun: no
taeberry: probably not
kookiebun: we have to kill minhyuk
sunshinehobi: whoa there
taeberry: i agree
taeberry: its the only rational solution
taeberry: we deserve that dick
sunshinehobi: no it is not
kookiebun: yup
kookiebun: midnight tonight?
sunshinehobi: NO KILLING
taeberry: see you there babe
[taeberry, kookiebun chat]
kookiebun: when will you be home?
kookiebun: i need your opinion on an art project
taeberry: i’m gonna keep seokjin company a little longer
taeberry: namjoon didn’t come back last night either
kookiebun: jeez
kookiebun: has anyone checked on him?
taeberry: i’m assuming if someone found a dead body in the library we would know
kookiebun: yeah but
kookiebun: mentally
taeberry: he’s not exactly cooperating with us
kookiebun: yeah
kookiebun: i hope he’s okay
taeberry: me too but honestly he’s being a huge dick
kookiebun: :(
[kookiebun, cuddlymochi chat[
kookiebun: jiminieeeee
kookiebun: i’m bored wanna hang out
cuddlymochi: sure bby
cuddlymochi: where’s tae?
kookiebun: still at seokjin’s
cuddlymochi: he slept over?
kookiebun: yeah
kookiebun: he said namjoon didn’t come back last night so he’s trying to keep seokjin company
cuddlymochi: ah
cuddlymochi: i’ll come pick you up :)
[cuddlymochi, taeberry chat]
cuddlymochi: hey is seokjin okay
taeberry: HAHA no
taeberry: but don’t tell jungkook
taeberry: he doesn’t want him to be more stressed than he already is
cuddlymochi: okay
cuddlymochi: need anything?
taeberry: no its okay
taeberry: he’s alright he just cried a lot last night
cuddlymochi: :(((
cuddlymochi: i’m gonna keep your boyfriend company but tell me if he needs anything
cuddlymochi: give him a hug for me
taeberry: okayy
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[modelstatus added sleepysuga, taeberry to the chat]
modelstatus: my dumb excuse for a boyfriend has yet to come home
modelstatus: my head is going to explode
sleepysuga: this is excessive
sleepysuga: even for him
modelstatus: did i do something??
sleepysuga: i doubt it
sleepysuga: he doesn’t go to school when he’s emotional he goes to music
sleepysuga: if its school its stress
taeberry: that was so cool
taeberry: you know him so well
sleeepysuga: its the same thing with you and jimin
sleepysuga: i can read him easily
modelstatus: then what the hell is his issue??
modelstatus: he’s stressing me the fuck out
modelstaus: i don’t want him to hurt himself but i also want to punch him in the face
sleepysuga: i don’t know
sleepysuga: i can’t literally read his mind
modelstatus: i know sorry
modelstatus: i’m just worried
sleepysuga: something is stressing him out and i don’t think its one of us
sleepysuga: it could be anything though
modelstatus: what should we do?
sleepysuga: he clearly doesn’t want our help
sleepysuga: as much as i hate to leave him on his own
sleepysuga: we have to wait for him to come out of it
modelstatus: are you sure?
modelstatus: i agree it just feels so wrong
modelstatus: i don’t want him to suffer alone
sleepysuga: neither do i
sleepysuga: but he will eventually sort himself out
sleepysuga: that's what's so special about him
sleepysuga: he’ll come to
sleepysuga: we just need to be patient
modelstatus: okay
taeberry: i trust hyung
taeberry: you know him best
modelstatus: lets tell everyone else
modelstatus: just so he has as much space as possible
sleepysuga: tae tell kook
taeberry: okay
[cuddle buddies]
sleepysuga: hey
sleepysuga: we’re just going to leave namjoon alone for a little while
sunshinehobi: is he okay?
sleepysuga: hell if i know
sleepysuga: he clearly doesn’t want us to know
cuddlymochi: i guess so
cuddlymochi: :(
sunshinehobi: he hates prying
sunshinehobi: at what point do we need to stage an intervention though
sleepysuga: i think we’ll know if it needs to be done
sunshinehobi: alright
sunshinehobi: what are we doing tonight?
sleepysuga: captain america movie marathon
cuddlymochi: i’m hanging out with jungkook until tae comes back
cuddlymochi: i can pick up snacks
sunshinehobi: get me some sprite we’re almost out
sleepysuga: can i be big spoon tonight
cuddlymochi: big spoon or biggest spoon
sleepysuga: biggest spoon
sunshinehobi: only if i get small spoon
cuddlymochi: YAY I GET MIDDLE
cuddlymochi: I LOVE MIDDLE
sunshinehobi: double the love
[taeberry, kookiebun chat]
taeberry: hey bun
taeberry: yoongi talked to us and we’re going to give namjoon space for now okay?
taeberry: so leave him be for a little
kookiebun: what?
kookiebun: we’re just gonna let him work himself to death?
taeberry: not its just better that we don’t push him
taeberry: yoongi said he’ll work his way out of it
kookiebun: i guess…
kookiebun: if he’s hurting i don’t want him to be alone :(
taeberry: none of us do
taeberry: but he’s shutting us out either way
kookiebun: okay
kookiebun: i was gonna ask him to walk me to class tomorrow
kookiebun: i usually pass by eunwoo
taeberry: yeah i wouldn’t
taeberry: he'll probably snap at you
kookiebun: you think he'd yell at me?
taeberry: not under normal circumstances
taeberry: i can walk you
taeberry: if not any of the other guys will :)
kookiebun: okay
kookiebun: i’ll see you later
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[cuddlymochi, taeberry chat]
cuddlymochi: hey is everything okay with kook
cuddlymochi: he seems really down
taeberry: aww
cuddlymochi: normally we play video games but he’s just watching me with his head on my shoulder
taeberry: poor bun
taeberry: he seemed upset that we’re leaving joon alone
taeberry: he wants to be there for him
cuddlymochi: awwww
cuddlymochi: what’s he so sweet for huh
taeberry: i know right
cuddlymochi: its hard for him i guess
taeberry: just try and keep him distracted?
taeberry: i’ll be home soon
cuddlymochi: ofc :)