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pidgeotto added lancinglights, kogayness, mattatta, takashishirogone, alluring, and hunkerdink to the chat
pidgeotto changed the group name to T MINUS ONE WEEK RIP IN PIECES
pidgeotto: WHAT’S UP YOU HEATHENS ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEMESTER
lancinglights: nO!!!!! PIDGE WHY
lancinglights: I’m not ready to think about school yet
pidgeotto: too bad
mattatta: so sad
alluring: alexa play despacito
takashishirogone: n o
kogayness: don’t you mean despashiro
takashishirogone: KEITH, NO
kogayness: Keith YES
lancinglights: dessssssspaaaaaaSHIROOOO
takashishirogone: that was ONE TIME
takashishirogone: i’m too old for this
mattatta: i’m too old for your FACE
takashishirogone: matt what does that even MEAN
pidgeotto: “what do u meme”
mattatta: shut ur fuck
pidgeotto: MOM MATT TOLD ME TO SHUT UP
mattatta: hdhshsjsjl it’s not like mom can HEAR U
pidgeotto: it’s the principle of the thing
kogayness: hang on
kogayness: Matt said the fuck word and that’s not the most relevant thing to tattle on him with??
takashishirogone: “the fuck word”
alluring: “the fuck word”
lancinglights: “the fuck word”
kogayness: LISTEN
pidgeotto: “the fuck word”
kogayness: shut ur fuck
hunkerdink: what did I just walk into
lancinglights: HUNK
lancinglights: MY MAN
hunkerdink: hi Lance :)
hunkerdink: what is UP my dudes
lancinglights: oh you know just UTTERLY PANICKING ABOUT THE NEW SEMESTER
hunkerdink: o fuck
lancinglights: exactly
hunkerdink: SHAY
hunkerdink added shayliens to the group
shayliens: WHAT
hunkerdink: SCHOOL
shayliens: oh shit u right
shayliens: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
hunkerdink: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
lancinglights: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAH
kogayness: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
shayliens: what happened to the summer???? wasn’t May just, like, yesterday?
pidgeotto: It sure feels like it
pidgeotto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
pidgeotto: I didn’t even get to finish working on Rover
pidgeotto: and with school starting next week it’s gonna take FOREVER now
mattatta: i can help
pidgeotto: shut up you’re like a hundred years old
pidgeotto: you have a job
mattatta: I’M TWENTY THREE YOU CRETIN
takashishirogone: oh god we’re old
alluring: No we are NOT
alluring: Matt. Kashi. We are literally still in grad school.
takashishirogone: ANCIENT
alluring: NO,
kogayness: it’s okay Shiro, I’ll juggle flaming swords at your funeral like you always secretly wanted
takashishirogone: Keith what the actual fuck
lancinglights: no, let him speak
lancinglights: I want to hear more
alluring: WE AREN’T EVEN TWENTY-FIVE YET
alluring: NO ONE IS DYING
alluring: but someone might if we don’t all go to bed soon
alluring: it’s Late™
lancinglights: did Allura just use a TRADEMARK
kogayness: oh my god they really are dying
alluring: SHUT
shayliens: lmao I’m going to bed guys
shayliens: night
hunkerdink: Night Shay! Love you!
shayliens: love you too babe!
takashishirogone: we should all go to sleep
pidgeotto: never
pidgeotto: sleep is for the WEAK
mattatta: go to bed u heathen or I’ll call dad and tell him you’re up in the attic pulling an all nighter
pidgeotto: HOW DARE
mattata: SLEEP
pidgeotto: FINE FUCK YOU
pidgeotto: GOODNIGHT
lancinglights: Night Keith, apple of my eye, light of my life, peanut butter to my jelly time,
kogayness: Night you meme loving avocado
alluring: Night!
takashishirogone: Goodnight!
mattatta: don’t let the bed bugs bite!
alluring: MATT.
mattata: KIDDING GOODNIGHT