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Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
Since I cannot celebrate #NationalKidsDay at home, and my kids dared me to be “as extra as possible” 1/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@theflyinggrayson You changed my life. You gave me a family, a companion, a constant source of amusement. Even when we argue, even when you drop out of college or fight with your siblings about cereal, you make me so proud. I could not possibly live a life without you in it. I love you so much Dickiebird. 2/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
Jason, I know it may not seem like it, but there’s not a day that passes I don’t think about you. I still brag about you, my little genius. Being able to say I had sons, children, it made my heart soar. Showing you off to GHS, watching you be sincerely you, I felt so proud. 3/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
Tomorrow marks six years since we lost you. It doesn’t feel real. It doesn’t feel right. Sometimes I think I’ll turn around and there you’ll be. We aren’t complete without you. I miss and love you just as much as I did before you passed. Rest in peace, son. You’ll be happy to know I still tip with hundos. 4/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@cassiewayne My Cassie, I am astounded by your strength and courage more and more every day. You’re so smart, and you’re an amazingly talented dancer. Our quiet moments together are some of the best moments in my life. 5/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@cassiewayne I’m honored to have you as a daughter, and the Wayne name itself is honored to have you. I love you very very much. 6/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo Timmy, I’m well aware you think I favor your siblings over you to point I know nothing about you. Allow me to prove you wrong. You graduated with a 4.1 GPA and honors. Your favorite show is the old Star Trek, though you’ve seen every episode of That 70’s Show at least five times. 7/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo Your favorite color is yellow. You waited by the door for me to come home from work everyday when you were younger so you could take my jacket and hide in it. Your favorite vine is the one of the little girl screaming “give me my fucking money!” You prefer Skittles over M&Ms and take your coffee filled with sugar and cream. 8/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo Trust me when I say you are not forgotten, or overlooked, or unloved. You’ve done more for our family and our company than you could possibly imagine. I am UNBELIEVABLY proud. Also, I know I said I never wanted to hear your ridiculous theories again, but feel free to educate me whenever you feel like it. I love you Tim. Never doubt that. 9/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@dukeofthemanor Duke, you’ve been with us the shortest amount of time but that doesn’t change the fact that you are a wonderfully intelligent, athletic, sincere, kind, and adventurous young man. The Manor shines with your smile and echoes with your laugh, and is all the better for it. 10/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@dukeofthemanor Though I can’t pretend to understand your taste in video games, I’m glad to finally have someone else in the family who enjoys mint chocolate chip like I do. To know that you’re enjoying your time with us, and that it might someday become permanent, makes me extremely happy. Thank you Duke. 11/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
And finally @bloodwayne. Damian, our circumstances have never been ideal, but please know I would chose them over and over if it meant I got to have you in my life. You AND your ten thousand pets, and your wonderful art, and your snark, and everything else. I couldn’t imagine my life without you, nor would I want to. 12/?
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@bloodwayne You’ve grown and matured so much since you first came home, both in the general sense and emotionally. You take your responsibilities very seriously, but still find time to be a kid and enjoy life (which DOES NOT include trying to kill your siblings). Your perseverance is amazing, son. Don’t lose hope. I love you. 13/14
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
And that concludes the thread. Kids, I will be home soon. Be glad this is what I consider extra, as opposed to adopting another child and not telling you. Happy #NationalKidsDay 14/14
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Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@RealBruceWayne oh my god we said you’re extra not make us cry you asshole :sob: I love you too wtf (but I could really stand to hear you say that more cough cough)
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@RealBruceWayne I think it goes without saying that you’ve given me a family and so much more right back. I couldn’t have asked for a better dad :heart:
JTW @hottoddie
@RealBruceWayne hundos? really? ur a billionaire, u can stand to part with a couple thousand at least. Also sweet message ig
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@RealBruceWayne Much love to you Bruce <3
Timbo @realtimbo
@RealBruceWayne oh,,,,, my goD?? Ur a fuckin stalker and that’s gonna be the next theory I present to u. Also I’m changing your name in my phone to “Sappy Ass” HOPE UR HAPPY
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@RealBruceWayne DIDN’T EXPECT TO START THIS MORNING OFF WITH CRYING THANKS OFC I LOVE IT WITH U GUYS YALL ARE AMAZING THE HECK
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@RealBruceWayne [two photos: on the left, a picture of Bruce Wayne, obviously not fully awake and sipping on a cup of coffee, leaning against the counter and clad in nothing but a pair of Wonder Woman pajama pants. The amused smile on his face revealed he was most likely watching his family eat breakfast. On the right, an amazingly and lovingly detailed drawing of the picture, signed “with love, Damian Wayne”]
bitter
JTW @hottoddie
oh okay u hold a totally acceptable grudge for a couple years and suddenly ur “”bitter””
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Timbo @realtimbo
“I’m not bitter!!” bitterly cries very bitter man
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
RT “@realtimbo: “I’m not bitter!!” bitterly cries very bitter man” black coffee, dark chocolate, arugula lookin ass
Robinella @dancerortiz
@dukeofthemanor arugula??? tf is happening to you in that mansion man
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@dancerortiz nOTHING jeez I googled bitter things and that was one of the first things smh u have no faith in me
Timbo @realtimbo
@dancerortiz @dukeofthemanor r u insinuating Bruce’s crazy hasn’t rubbed off on u yet bc damn im jealous
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@dancerortiz @realtimbo the crazy parts, nah, but like… I get it now. the Head Tilt Thing. I get it.
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@dukeofthemanor @realtimbo Ah yes,, the Head Tilt. The Bruce Wayne Trademarked Head Tilt. A Bruce Classic. Considering all of his kids do it, it’s really a wonder…,,,..,,.,.,.,.,.,.,,..,,,,. #biologicallyrelated ?
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor @theflyinggrayson DICK SHUT UP KLJFKDSJKLSJDAK WE DONT NEED MORE PRESS LIKE THIS
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@dukeofthemanor @realtimbo @theflyinggrayson Grayson, I believe you are, as they say, coming for my brand and I won’t stand for it. Make such an insinuation again and I will be forced to take excessive action. #TrueWayneHeir
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@realtimbo @theflyinggrayson NOOOO STOP IT :joy: #NOTbiologicallyrelated
Robinella @dancerortiz
@dukeofthemanor Dios mío Duke….
Timbo @realtimbo
@bloodwayne wow bitter much dami?
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@bloodwayne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHgCkuHIE5Q is this you
Timbo @realtimbo
@bloodwayne @theflyinggrayson Damian: I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@bloodwayne @theflyinggrayson @realtimbo gEt oUT ma FACE!!!!
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@theflyinggrayson @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor I will eviscerate all of you
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@bloodwayne @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor FINE BY ME!! PARKING LOT OF DENNY’S 3 AM BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@theflyinggrayson @realtimbo @bloodwayne Dami out loud: be… square?? Is that another ridiculous American saying? But if he’s referring to the shape of our jaws, I clearly have a more square mandible than gRaYSoN
Timbo @realtimbo
@theflyinggrayson @bloodwayne @dukeofthemanor also Dami: a DENNY’S??? I’m too rich for such a vile place… why must it be a DENNY’S?? also wasn’t it GRAysOn who said I should be in bed by 10??
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@bloodwayne @theflyinggrayson @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor Really boys? Can’t you at least take this to a text conversation like normal people? Or better yet, in person?
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@RealBruceWayne Great idea, Father! @theflyinggrayson @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor Come to the kitchen dear brothers, we’ll be able to work out our problems there in person and I do believe I know just how to do it :knife:
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@bloodwayne NO
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JTW @hottoddie
if only u guys knew wtf i had to deal with on a daily basis holy shit YOUD BE BITTER TOO
far-flung
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
Having fun in Tsim Sha Tsui with @Huanger1483 ! This is Nathan Road at dusk.
Timbo @realtimbo
@cassiewayne that looks so cool but u know whats cooler? coming home a day early so we can hang out
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@realtimbo Soon but not yet. We still have to visit Victoria Peak and Disneyland
Timbo @realtimbo
@cassiewayne just bc ur valid doesnt mean im happy about it
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@realtimbo I miss you too :heart:
Sammi Huang @Huanger1483
@cassiewayne @realtimbo You could come with us to Disneyland if you want?
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@Huanger1483 @realtimbo I would love to have you with us brother
Timbo @realtimbo
@Huanger1483 @cassiewayne fucc yeah text me the details and ill be right there
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@realtimbo I can’t wait to see you!!!
Timbo @realtimbo
@cassiewayne me neither omg. its been so long since we last saw each other… a veritable eternity… that saying is right, the very platonic heart does grow fonder with distance…
JTW @hottoddie
@cassiewayne @realtimbo jesus you’re so dramatic, she’s been gone what? a week?
Timbo @realtimbo
@hottoddie U KNOW WHAT LET ME MISS MY SISTER IN PEACE
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@hottoddie You could come visit as well
JTW @hottoddie
@cassiewayne that’s real sweet but i got business here at home that i can’t leave. plus i can wait until you get back UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE
Timbo @realtimbo
RT “@theflyinggrayson: @bloodwayne @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor FINE BY ME!! PARKING LOT OF DENNY’S 3 AM BE THERE OR BE SQUARE” TRY ME @hottoddie
JTW @hottoddie
@realtimbo and how tf am i supposed to fight you behind a Denny’s if you’re off in Hong Kong?? use your brain Replacement smh, thought Bruce taught you better than this
Timbo @realtimbo
@hottoddie i obviously meant when i got back from having fun and not being biTTER
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@hottoddie @realtimbo Stop it. Now. Or neither of you will get to come with us.
Timbo @realtimbo
@hottoddie @cassiewayne HHHH okay yes ma’am
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Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
Eating at the best diner in all of Blüdhaven (Bookkeep Diner) w @amesrohrbach and @scotchdix
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@theflyinggrayson DUDE next time I visit ur taking me there
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@dukeofthemanor if that’s what you wanna do then sure lol
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@theflyinggrayson screenshotted and printed out, there will be no takesy backsies of any sort, I HAVE THE RECEIPTS GRAYSON
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@dukeofthemanor Duke my dear sweet boi,,, you don’t have to use receipts with me.
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor @theflyinggrayson yes u do
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@dukeofthemanor @theflyinggrayson Yes, you do.
JTW @hottoddie
@dukeofthemanor @theflyinggrayson uh yes actually you do
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@dukeofthemanor @realtimbo @bloodwayne @hottoddie EXCUSE ME WHEN HAVE YOU EVER
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@dukeofthemanor @realtimbo @theflyinggrayson @hottoddie I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE ZOO BROTHER. [Picture of texts exchanged with “Grayson”, with several scribbled over, showing only three messages. The only text on the right, from Damian, said “So you agree, you will take me to Gotham Zoo?”. The two texts on the left, from Grayson, said “Yes I promise” and “Just don’t expect to bring home any of the animals bc Alfred will kill me”]
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor @bloodwayne @theflyinggrayson @hottoddie kindly FUCK OFF with ur bullshit. uve been home at least 3 times since this. [Picture of texts exchanged with “Dick :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:”, with several scribbled over, showing only two messages. Tim said “hey can u help me w this old computer we found?? steph said if she touches it itll explode and like i dont want that so pleeeeeaseeee??”. Dick said “Yeah sure, we can take a look at it when I come home next okay?”]
JTW @hottoddie
@dukeofthemanor @bloodwayne @theflyinggrayson @realtimbo “we’ll go paintballing for your birthday” “i’ll pay you back” “we can hang out whenever you want” UH HUH [Several pictures of texts with “Dickhead” in which Dickhead said all of the things mentioned above]
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
RT “@dukeofthemanor: @theflyinggrayson screenshotted and printed out, there will be no takesy backsies of any sort, I HAVE THE RECEIPTS GRAYSON”
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
RT “@theflyinggrayson: @bloodwayne @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor FINE BY ME!! PARKING LOT OF DENNY’S 3 AM BE THERE OR BE SQUARE” TODAY IS NOT DRAG DICK DAY :knife: :knife: :knife:
JTW @hottoddie
@theflyinggrayson you’re not so far flung that i can’t just drive over and FITE you
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@theflyinggrayson @hottoddie @realtimbo @dukeofthemanor @bloodwayne
dogs
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
When will your pathetic mongrels ever reach this level of class
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@bloodwayne A GOOD BOY. THE GOODEST OF BOYS. I LOVE HIM.
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@bloodwayne Wow!! He’s grown a lot since I last saw him!
JTW @hottoddie
@bloodwayne Titus Andronicus would be proud
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Timbo @realtimbo
Titus lookin fly af
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@realtimbo He’s so cuteeeeee omg I love him so much
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@realtimbo UNHAND MY DOG THIS INSTANT
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@realtimbo Timmy, very nice picture!!
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@realtimbo Amazingly shot, Tim. But please give Titus back to Damian before he burns the Manor down in a rage.
Timbo @realtimbo
@RealBruceWayne ughhh fine
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JTW @hottoddie
He’s just as soft as he looks
Damian Wayne @blood
@hottoddie @RealBruceWayne FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timbo @realtimbo
@hottoddie @RealBruceWayne @bloodwayne SNITCHES GET STITCHES DAMIAN :knife:
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@hottoddie @RealBruceWayne @bloodwayne @realtimbo DON’T YOU TOUCH ONE HAIR ON HIS PRECIOUS LITTLE HEAD TIMOTHY
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@realtimbo @theflyinggrayson @RealBruceWayne @hottoddie CEASE THIS NONSENSE AND GIVE ME BACK MY DOG OR SO HELP ME
JTW @hottoddie
@realtimbo @theflyinggrayson @RealBruceWayne @bloodwayne JOKES ON U THIS PIC IS SEVERAL DAYS OLD AND THERE’S NOTHIGN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
Timbo @realtimbo
@hottoddie @theflyinggrayson @RealBruceWayne @bloodwayne dami just made the most scandalized noise ive ever heard in my whole life omfg
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
Me and @cassiewayne and @dukeofthemanor rn
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@hottoddie @theflyinggrayson @realtimbo @bloodwayne @stephthespoiled @cassiewayne @dukeofthemanor NEW RULE. STOP KIDNAPPING TITUS AND CAUSING YOUR BROTHER UNDUE STRESS.
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@RealBruceWayne @hottoddie @realtimbo @bloodwayne @stephthespoiled @cassiewayne @dukeofthemanor does this mean we should get our own dogs?? You know to make sure poor Titus is never STOLEN from our precious baby Damian ever again?
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@RealBruceWayne @hottoddie @realtimbo @bloodwayne @stephthespoiled @cassiewayne @theflyinggrayson OMG YESSSSS I WAS GONNA WAIT TO ASK BUT NVM CAN I GET A DOGGO BRUCE
JTW @hottoddie
@RealBruceWayne @dukeofthemanor @realtimbo @bloodwayne @stephthespoiled @cassiewayne @theflyinggrayson so you get the demon a dog but not me??? then protect the dog by way of yelling at me???? and yet you claim no favoritism is2g
Timbo @realtimbo
@RealBruceWayne @dukeofthemanor @hottoddie @bloodwayne @stephthespoiled @cassiewayne @theflyinggrayson HHHHHHHH NO we have too many pets as it is, Titus does not need another friend idc what anyone says
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@hottoddie @theflyinggrayson @realtimbo @bloodwayne @stephthespoiled @cassiewayne @dukeofthemanor Take that up with Alfred.
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Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE. HER NAME IS SADIE AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@theflyinggrayson I LOVE SADIE MORE THAN I LOVE ANYTHING ELSE ON THIS EARTH OMFGGGG MY HEART
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@theflyinggrayson IM COMING OVER RIGHT TF NOW TO PET YOUR BABY
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@theflyinggrayson TOE BEANS TOE BEANS TOE BEANS
Det. Rohrbach @amesrohrbach
@theflyinggrayson Dick, she’s precious! Bring her around the station sometime, I want to meet her!
Timbo @realtimbo
@theflyinggrayson is she cute? yes. do i want to pet her? yes. am i happy u got her? no. but do i love her??? yes.
JTW @hottoddie
@theflyinggrayson fuckin cute
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@theflyinggrayson She is quite adorable but not quite on Titus’ level.
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JTW @hottoddie
his name is finn cause i love john boyega bye
C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
@hottoddie So precious!!! Finn is a very nice name
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@hottoddie He’s so floofy I just wanna hug him
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@hottoddie Can I come over lol
JTW @hottoddie
@dukeofthemanor you’re not supposed to know where I live but sure
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@hottoddie I LOVE HIM
Princess Kori @koriandrs
@hottoddie Roy and I expect to be introduced next time we come visit, Jason!
JTW @hottoddie
@koriandrs well duh but if u try to take my dog, I will FITE
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C A S S A N D R A @cassiewayne
I couldn’t pick one… meet Dylan and Delaney
Sammi Huang @Huanger1483
@cassiewayne Adorable!!!! I hope when you visit Hong Kong again, I can see them!
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@cassiewayne CASS MY HEART!!! they’re so small I love them so much omg
JTW @hottoddie
@cassiewayne absolutely precious, sister
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@cassiewayne They look like little dolls omg…. v soft and cuddly….. I love them
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@cassiewayne Prized animals, Cassandra, truly. Very cute.
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Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
IM GONNA CRY LOOK AT MY DARLING BABY ELLIE
sTePHaNie @stephthespoiled
@dukeofthemanor DUKE I LOVE HER SO MUCH
Robinella @dancerortiz
@dukeofthemanor bring her round the old neighborhood! We all wanna meet her :joy:
Dickiebird @theflyinggrayson
@dukeofthemanor Duke she is so cute omg
JTW @hottoddie
@dukeofthemanor dude you could’ve named her like cerberus or some shit and you went with ellie?? smh
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor since shes the only one about to actually live at home w us I GUESS ill love her w my whole heart
Duke of the Manor @dukeofthemanor
@realtimbo how sad :( how ever will you survive?
Timbo @realtimbo
@dukeofthemanor i hear dogs are good for that
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Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
Unlike my so-called siblings, I decided to adopt a rescue dog from @GothamHumaneSoc named Miranda. And would you look at that, she’s just as beautiful and photogenic as my Titus.
Gotham Humane Society @GothamHumaneSoc
@bloodwayne Miranda looks so peaceful! We’re so glad she can go to a loving home with you and other animals! :heart: :heart: :heart:
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@GothamHumaneSoc As am I. Lovely dogs like Miranda deserve nothing but a happy and healthy life, and had I been able, I would have adopted all the animals in your kennels. Unfortunately, Father has disallowed that. In the meantime, I suggest everyone who is able go to the Humane Society and adopt.
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@GothamHumaneSoc But harm one hair on your animal’s precious little head and I will come for you. Being impoverished or angry at life is no reason to abuse your pet, who loves you and is dependant on you. Trust me when I say I will KNOW if you do anything unkind, and I WILL eviscerate you and hang your entrails from the gates of Arkham.
Bruce Wayne @RealBruceWayne
@GothamHumaneSoc @bloodwayne As noble as that is, son, maybe you should dial it down? The Humane Society has very graciously given you yet another pet. Don’t give them bad publicity in return.
Damian Wayne @bloodwayne
@GothamHumaneSoc @RealBruceWayne You are absolutely right, Father. My apologies, Humane Society. As for the rest of you…, I meant every word.
Timbo @realtimbo
@GothamHumaneSoc @RealBruceWayne @bloodwayne JESUS CHRIST DAMIAN