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jimin: I slapped hoseoks thigh and he screamed bloody murder
hobi: yOU BITCH SLAPPED MY THIGH
jimin: I barely touched you wDYM
Joon: it's midnight.
tatatae: gayyy
hobi: shut the fuck uP
jungcock: that's homophobic
tatatae: IM GAY SO IT CANCELS OUT
Joon: jungkook I told you to keep your username PG
jimin: are we ignoring the fact that hoseoks won't let me touch his thighs?
hobi: STOP TRYING TO TOUCH MY THIGHS YOU FREAKING HEATHEN
jimin: wHY NOT
hobi: BE A NORMAL FUNCTIONING PART OF SOCIETY
jungcock: I'm sorry is it bothering you namjoon hyung?
tatatae: dONT LET SOCIETY BRAINWASH YOU JIMIN
Joon: yes?
jungcock: okay lemme just-
jungcock has changed user to hungkook
hungkook: better?
Joon: …..
Joon: you know what
Yoongs: I love this kid
jimin: JUNG HOSEOK UNLOCK THE DOOR TO THE BATHROOM
Joon: i'll take what I can get
jimin: I WONT SLAP UR THIGHS
tatatae: don't do it hobi
tatatae: it's a trap.
jimin: I thought you were on my side taehyung
jimin: I see where you loyalty lies now.
Seokjinnie: why.
Seokjinnie: why are you all like this.
hobi: seokjin please come back home
hungkook: gayyy
tatatae: JUNGKOOK IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS
hungkook: do it
tatatae: DONT TEMPT ME
hungkook: no no don't tempt ME
Yoongs: you see this?
Yoongs: whatever this is?
Yoongs: please stop it.
jimin: hyung it was just getting good!
hobi: ALL THE MAKNAES NEED JESUS
hobi: HAVE YALL EVER HEARD OF A THING CALLED
hobi: THE BIBLE
Seokjinnie: are you out of the bathroom yet or do I actually have to go save u from jimin
jimin: I stopped were all good
hobi: what he means is that I threatened to throw all his face stuff into the toilet
jimin: yep.
Yoongs: okay thats enough socializing for today
Joon: i agree