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[Rodimus] has created the group chat
[Ultra Magnus] has been added to the chat
[Drift] has been added to the chat
[Ratchet] has been added to the chat
[Swerve] has been added to the chat
Ratchet: you’re not seriously going to add every bot on the ship to this, are you?
Rodimus: nah that’s what Swerve is for
Rodimus: and also for nicknames
Swerve: finally!!!! finally i get to use my nicknaming skills
Swerve has changed Rodimus to Hot Thot
Hot Thot: OH
Hot Thot: I LIKE THIS
Swerve: just doing my job B)
Ultra Magnus has changed his name to Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord
Swerve: wow ok
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord: Rodimus, why did you create this chat? We all have comms., or memos if you wish to communicate strictly through text.
Hot Thot: what the heck is a memo, sounds like something someone would name their kid in the 80s
Swerve: haha i got that reference
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord: I didn’t.
Ratchet: I have to agree with Magnus here. Why do we need a group chat?
Swerve has changed Ratchet to The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules
The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules: what the hell
The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules: swerve I am this close from breaking the hippocratic oath
Drift: aw don’t be too harsh on him ratty, i think it’s kinda cute
Hot Thot: nah i feel like it would fit mags a bit more
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord: I don’t make the rules, I enforce them. I’m also not a rodent in any shape or form.
The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules: that’s it i’m leaving
Drift: aw ratty, don’t!
The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules: I’ll come back when I’m not being called a rat, driftwood. I’ll see you after my shift.
The Giant Rat That Makes All Of The Rules has left the chat
Swerve: oh my god you guys have pet names for each other
Hot Thot: bleh, gross
Hot Thot: we’re down one grump…. i didn’t want for it to come to this but it seems my hand has been forced
[Megatron] has been added to the chat
Megatron: What is this? Rodimus, you know we have a thing called “memos,” right?
Hot Thot has changed Megatron to Banned
Banned: Rodimus, what the hell.
Hot Thot: sorry megs, banned
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord: Rodimus, you can’t just declare Megatron banned a minute after you added him to this chat. You didn’t even actually ban him.
Banned: Thank you, Minimus.
Hot Thot has kicked Banned from the chat
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord: Rodimus!
Hot Thot: I was just doing what you said mags
Banned has been added to the chat
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord has changed Banned to Megatron
Megatron: Thank you again, Minimus. At least someone here has respect for grammar.
Hot Thot: ew
Hot Thot: is this allowed???
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord: Rodimus, what are you talking about?
Hot Thot: ugh, you know what i mean
Hot Thot: ur gonna be acting like drift n ratchet soon enough
Hot Thot: and when u do im gonna barf
Ultra Magnus, Duly Appointed Enforcer of the Tyrest Accord: I’m still confused.
Hot Thot: please continue to be