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"Good morning Peter, wake up!" Said the AI with her robotic voice.
"Shut up Karen". Said Peter, tiredly.
"I'm sorry Peter, but I'm sure you don't want to be late!"
"Ok fine, I'll get up." Obviously, he lied.
"Peter!"
"Ok ok sorry!" He stood up and wore his shirt. After he got ready, he headed up to the kitchen and saw Clint making pancakes.
"Good morning Peter!" Clint said, with a big smile on his face.
"Clint? Since when are you waking up at 7:30 AM? And since when do you know how to cook? And a bigger question, since when do you even LIKE to cook?
"What? Can't I just do something nice for you without being questioned?
"Ok, sorry, you are right. Thank you."
"Here, taste and tell me how it is".
Peter isn't usually eating his pancakes with strawberry jam, but since Clint has already put the jam on the pancakes, he decided to try it.
"That's actually very goo-" Peter stopped, it looked like he was thinking... But then... "OMG!!! Clint, I'll kill you!!!!" Yep. It was definitely hot sauce, and not strawberry jam. Clint couldn't stop laughing.
"Stop laughing! This is not funny!" Peter screamed.
"Ok sorry, you are right." Clint said, right before he handed him a glass of water.
"It's 7:50 AM Peter. You might be late if you don't leave now." Karen reminded Peter.
"Oh shit! I got to go, bye clint! He waved at him.
"Bye Pete." He waved at him back.
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Peter entered the classroom, right after Mr. Harrington gave him permission, because he was late.
"So as you all know, our field trip is on the day after tomorrow." Mr. Harrington couldn't keep the location as a secret anymore. He got too excited. "The field trip location is-" He stopped to make tense, and continued after few seconds. "- the Stark Tower!"
Everybody was super excited, except for Peter, he stared at the teacher in shock. Flash noticed Peter's look. "What, Penis? Afraid because of the fake Stark internship?" Peter rolled his eyes. He was already used to Flash not believing him. "Why do you care so much about Peter?" MJ said like she doesn't even have the energy to talk with him. "I don't care about Peter, I just want him to admit his lies." "Whatever." She said, too lazy to look at him.
"Don't forget to take a permission slip before you leave the class. If you won't bring it until tomorrow, you won't go with us."
"This is so cool!" Ned said in excitement.
"This isn't cool, I live there."
"That's even better! We might meet the Avengers!"
"That's even worse, they will embarrass me. Besides, you have already met all of the Avengers."
"But still!"
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Happy was waiting for Peter in the car. "How was school today?" Not like he actually cared. "It was good... Yeah, it was... Nice." Peter looked at his permission slip the whole ride home. Happy noticed, but he didn't bother to say anything.
Peter opened the door, but before he even took a step, Tony said: "Hey kid! How was school today?" It was different, because Tony actually cared. "It was good." He nodded with no reason, looking at the permission slip. "Like every other day".
"What you got there kid?"
"What, this? No this is nothing, this is-" He stopped talking. He knew he can not lie to Tony Stark.
"Let me take a look." Peter gave Tony the permission slip, cornered.
"Your field trip's location is the Stark Tower?" Peter nodded a shame nod.
"Give me a pen."
"What?"
"You heard me, give me a pen". Peter obviously gave him a pen, it's not like he can just say 'no' to Tony Stark.
"Here, I signed." Peter just said "Thank you." And left.
Peter was in his room. He made a hammock out of his webs. He just lied there, and read a book because he had nothing else to do.
*Knock*Knock*Knock*
"Dinner in five minutes." Natasha said, smiling a little smile.
"I'll be there in a second!"
He came after 10 minutes. He was late, as he usually does.
"So, Peter, what will your field trip's location be this year?" Asked Wanda, while eating the surprisingly delicious pasta Steve made.
"Umm... Nothing interesting..."
"So you find this place not interesting?" Said Tony, with an unsure look at his face.
"Your field trip's location is the Stark Tower?!" Clint said with a full mouth.
"Don't talk with your mouth full!" Natasha waited for a second, and then repeated Clint: "Your field trip's location is the Stark Tower?!"
"Yes, yes, and I'm asking you not to embarrass me, please."
"No can do." Natasha smiled her evil smile.
"Oh, come on!" Peter stopped eating.
Don't worry kid, I'll watch Natasha and Clint. Said Tony, confidently.
"Don't wanna ruin you, but I think you will embarrass me the most, Mr. Stark." And he started eating again, avoiding Tony's eyes.
"Let the kid enjoy his field trip. Don't ruin it to him, like you always do."
Let me just remind you, Steve, that in his last field trip you picked him up in the middle of nowhere just because he had a little headache.
"It's not the same thing, Natasha! Steve looked at Bucky, and he caught him rolling his eyes.
"You won't embarrass me, right?" Peter whispered to Bruce, who was sitting right next to him.
"No worries, I won't."
"Thanks, I knew I can trust you, Bruce."