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The client wishes the painting to have the theme of "Lovers Reunited." It sounds a little less - direct - than the previous commission at least; I wrack my brains trying to think of something suitable.
"One of them's just dropped a suitcase, and the other's frigging him off?" Schuldig suggests. He is, I think, trying to be helpful.
"You're disgusting."
He makes a What did I say? gesture. "You know what's wanted. Just fucking paint it, it's good money."
It is good money; I could take Schuldig to dinner again. I hand him one of my suitcases.
"Let's try some poses."