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ashton: hey
calum: ...now hey now this is what dreams are made of
ashton: u did not just quote hilary duff
calum: and what if i did
ashton: dude wtf
luke: calum ur gay is showin
calum: says the most homosexual member of this damn band
luke: hey
luke: don't even bother cal
calum: dammit
michael: hi guys what did i miss
ashton: nothing much really
ashton: although calum over here just morphed into hilary duff so i guess that's new
michael: who the fuck is hilary duff
luke: mICHAEL CLIFFORD
luke: DID U JUST
michael: what
luke: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO HILARY DUFF IS
luke: SHE WAS LIKE MY 12 YEAR OLD SELFS QUEEN
michael: oh wait was she the one who played hannah montana
calum: oh my god
ashton: mikey are you fuckin serious bro
michael: no seriously i'm so confused
ashton: miley cyrus was hannah montana how do you not know this
michael: wait so
michael: if hannah montana was miley cyrus
michael: then who the fuck is hilary duff
calum: oh my god
ashton: fucking hell mikey luke is having some kind of heart palpitations over here i'm genuinely concerned over his health
luke: HWO CAN U NOT KNEO WHO HILARY DUFF IS
luke: WAGT THE FUCK WAS YOUR CHILDHOFO
luke: HILARY DUFF U KNOW THE ONE WHO PLAYED LIZZIE MCGUIRE
luke: PLEAS TELL ME YUO KNOW WHO LIZZIE MCGUIRE IS
michael: sorry bro i'm not following
luke: OHG MDKO
ashton: uhm calum dude can you come to our room i legitimately think luke is having an exorcism or some shit on the bed right next to me and if i'm being completely honest i'm so freaked out i think i may have just pissed myself
calum: ew tmi ash
ashton: please just come
calum: that's what she said
ashton: shut the fuck up calum
calum: hey
ashton: aren't u gay anyways
michael: this whole fuckin band is gay
ashton: shouldn't it be that's what he said then
calum: do u want me to come help ur precious little lukey boy
calum: bc if u don't shut up i will have no issue with sticking my help on the end of a broom stick and shoving it up ur ass
calum: although you'd probably like that so i won't do that
ashton: oh my god
luke: HWO CAH YOU NOT KNEO WHO HILARY DUFF IS OG NYG FO
ashton: calum please hurry up luke is like honest to god frothing at the mouth with disgust for michaels lack of knowledge on hilary duff help
calum: jfc i'm on my way
michael: oh my god ashton is he ok
michael: ashton
michael: i'M COMING OVER
ashton: no don't poor lukey over here is already on his last legs we don't want his lil heart giving in at the sight of ur face
michael: wow thanks dude
ashton: ur welcome
ashton: seriously though how can you not know who hilary duff is
ashton: i think we should have a band vote on whether or not to kick michael out of band due to his horrendous knowledge of hilary duff
ashton: all in favour of kicking michael out the band say i
calum: i
ashton: i
ashton: if luke was conscious he would properly say i so i'll say i for him
ashton: i
ashton: well looks like you're out the band bye michael
michael: ha ah ha so funn y
michael: seriously guys you make me laugh
michael: kicking me out the band ha ha ha ha good one
michael: guys
michael: gYUS
michael: HWTA THE FUCK