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1. Why Can't We Be Friends? by cynosure_phrases for WarriorBeeoftheSea

   Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Jul 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch/Simon Snow
   • Simon Snow
   • Tyrannus Basilton "Baz" Pitch
   • Penelope Bunce
   • Agatha Wellbelove
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Pre-Canon
   • Spell Failure
   • Holding Hands
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Idiots in Love
   • Masturbation
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • POV Simon Snow
   • Truth Spells
   • Light Angst
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • Inappropriate Erections
   • Happy Ending
   • Hand Jobs
   • Feelings Realization
   • Porn With Plot
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • One Shot
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   I nearly visibly laugh. Relationship.

   Like we have anything applicable.

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   A spell that Simon thought shouldn't work does, and now he and Baz are stuck together until the truth comes out. But what truth is it?

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   English

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