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Arthur has to write a poem about 'feelings' for a university spoken word competition. Cue blue comedy and purple prose and a very, very pink Merlin …
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“It’s mortifying,” Merlin groans at the coffee shop, pulling his scarf over his eyes. “It’s so bad it should be illegal.”
“What’s wrong with it this time?” Lance enquires.
“He’s lyricising my arsehole. My arsehole Lance! Is nothing sacred between partners?”