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Back again? Odd. Some people actually like being outside of a horrible time loop, but to each their own I suppose. So, before we begin, could you possibly remind me where you left off? My notes say that there's five endings of your heist here and my notes never lie.
Did you possibly get lucky enough for the ever so handsome Mark Iplier to ask you on a date?
Or perhaps it was the dashing Illinois that captured your heart. . . but unfortunately not the treasure.
Are you a swashbuckling adventurer who only needs the deep blue of the sea and the friends you make for a home?
Are you an escaped convict on the run from the law?
Or. . . okay there's only a pink squiggle here in crayon, I have no clue what that is. . . . We'll call that the mystery adventure.
So, choose the one you ended up with. Or even the one you didn't, I'm not the boss of you.
A Date With Markiplier - Chapter 1
An Adventure With Illinois - Chapter 2
A Treasure Hunt With Captain Magnum - Chapter 3
A Prison Break With Yancy - Chapter 4
A Pink Squiggle With Whomever the Fuck - Chapter 5