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1. Chaos Doesn't Take a Holiday by YZYdragon2222 for pepsicola

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Feb 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Eric Cartman/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • The Coon/Professor Chaos
   • Liane Cartman/Roger Donovan (mentioned)
   • Eric Cartman
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Clyde Donovan
   • Token Black
   • Stan Marsh
   • Jimmy Valmer
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Stephen Stotch
   • Linda Stotch
   • Liane Cartman
   • The Coon - Freeform
   • professor chaos - Freeform
   • Mosquito - Freeform
   • tupperware
   • toolshed - Freeform
   • Fastpass - Freeform
   • Doctor Timothy - Freeform
   • Super Craig - Freeform
   • Wonder Tweek - Freeform
   • Call Girl
   • Coon & Friends
   • general disarray - Freeform
   • superhero au
   • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
   • Superheroes
   • Dubious Morality
   • Christmas
   • VERY LATE gift fic
   • mysterion - Freeform

   Summary

   Christmas is a time for miracles. Too bad The Coon hates Christmas with every goddamn fragment of his soul. But even if he didn't, he wouldn't believe in miracles either, because he is the awesomest, manliest superhero ever—not a lame-ass faggot.

   However, it's kind of hard to explain how else his Christmas went from finding Mysterion's burning corpse in the snow, to finding a naked Professor Chaos on his couch.

   Sparks will fly, mostly because they're coming from the flaming fists of the most dangerous lightning-wielding motherfucker in town. It certainly makes for a eventful holiday season.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Let's Celebrate Our Descent into Heaven

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