Let's Celebrate Our Descent into Heaven
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Christmas is a time for miracles. Too bad The Coon hates Christmas with every goddamn fragment of his soul. But even if he didn't, he wouldn't believe in miracles either, because he is the awesomest, manliest superhero ever—not a lame-ass faggot.
However, it's kind of hard to explain how else his Christmas went from finding Mysterion's burning corpse in the snow, to finding a naked Professor Chaos on his couch.
Sparks will fly, mostly because they're coming from the flaming fists of the most dangerous lightning-wielding motherfucker in town. It certainly makes for a eventful holiday season.
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- Part 1 of Let's Celebrate Our Descent into Heaven
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Professor Chaos is on hiatus, and it's ironic how he can sometimes cause the most damage when he's actually absent. Without their favorite supervillain around to ruin their lives, the unhappy souls of South Park grow restless. Agitated. Aggressive. Violent. And what's worse, people are losing their faith in their superheroes. They're rooting for the bad guys.
Absence, apparently, makes the heart grow angrier.
Well, that's a sentiment Cartman can get on board with. But for once, he doesn't want to fuel the flames of his pointless anger towards the slippery supervillain. All he wants—needs—is a distraction.
Too bad that distraction comes in the form of three women, and if there's anything Cartman can't get along with, it's females and their bloody vaginas. One of them wants him dead, and the other one is a jealous mistress who wants him dead. And the third one is none other than his ex-girlfriend, Heidi Turner. Who may or may not want him dead.
And because Fate is the bitchiest bitch who over bitched, all three women lead Cartman on a bloody trail back to Professor Chaos anyway.
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- Part 2 of Let's Celebrate Our Descent into Heaven