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yeeter yarker has created the group chat: The Avengers
You know who I am: What the hell is this?
yeeter yarker: Hi Mr. Stark!!!!!!!!
yeeter yarker: you guys didnt have a group chat of any kind
yeeter yarker: so I made one!!!!
Bird: hell yeah why hasnt anyone thought of this
Steve: Because we didn't really need one.
yeeter yarker: but Mr. Rogers sir we need a way to communicate when we're not together especially after everything that has happened
yeeter yarker: oh and I need more people to send my memes to
The cooler Bird: He's got a point
Bird: hey why are you the cooler bird >:(
The cooler Bird: Because I am
Bird: fuck you
Steve: Language
yeeter yarker: ok boomer
Steve: Kid, I wasn't even technically alive at that time.
You know who I am: OK you know what
You know who I am changed Steve's name to LaNgUaGe
LaNgUaGe: Are you serious, Tony?
You know who I am: You damn know I am
Mama Spider: hello boys I hope you guys have been behaving before I found this chat
yeeter yarker: OMG is black widow!!!!!!
Mama Spider: Hello Peter
Bird: Natasha!!!!!
LaNgUaGe: Hello Nat.
The cooler Bird: Hey Nat we missed you
You know who I am: Hey Nat how was sacrificing yourself for the universe?
Mama Spider: Like I was repenting for everything I've done
You know who I am: Me too!!!
Mama Spider: I see everyone missed me
Bird: you have no idea
Mama Spider: I hoped I didn't miss much while I was away
You know who I am: I'd say kinda
Mama Spider: I hope you'll help me catch up
Bird: wait guys
Bird: i know we're supposed to welcome Nat back but
Bird: I still have to fight Sam for the title of The cooler Bird
The cooler Bird: You don't have to
The cooler Bird: because I already am
Bird: thats it
Bird: lets fight outside the compound
Mama Spider: Clint, your lack of capitalization and punctuation marks make it hard to be intimidating
Bird: :(
You know who I am: Hey Peter, why isn't everyone here
yeeter yarker: well cuz I didn't know everyone's account
You know who I am: Alright, hold on
You know who I am added Bruce, Thunderstorm, Snek Lord, Scarlet Witch, The Flash⚡, JBB, Catman, SHUR-YEET, Sherlock, Pepps, and Ant Boi to the chat
You know who I am: There we go
You know who I am: That's most of them at least
LaNgUaGe: Hey Bucky!
JBB: Who is this?
LaNgUaGe: Buck, it's me, Steve.
JBB: Then why is your name LaNgUaGe?
LaNgUaGe: It was Tony.
Thunderstorm: Hello everyone!
Snek Lord: Why am I in a place like this
Thunderstorm: Loki! You must behave here
yeeter yarker: OMG
yeeter yarker I'm gonna die
You know who I am: WTF are you OK
yeeter yarker: no
yeeter yarker: I'm in a group chat with Thor and Loki
yeeter yarker: ok
yeeter yarker : that's enough of me
yeeter yarker: Hi Mr. Thor! Hi Mr. Loki!
yeeter yarker: I'm such a big fan of you two!!!!!
Thunderstorm: Thank you, Man of spiders
Snek Lord: Why do I feel the urge to protect this child
You know who I am: Don't worry it happens to all of us
SHUR-YEET: WASSUP EVERYONE
yeeter yarker: Hi Shuri!!!
SHUR-YEET: this bitch empty
yeeter yarker: YEET!!!
SHUR-YEET: oh my fucking god
SHUR-YEET: she fuckin dead
yeeter yarker: if she breath
yeeter yarker: she a thot!!!
yeeter yarker: I'm gay
SHUR-YEET: I thought you were american
yeeter yarker: it is Wednesday my dudes
yeeter yarker: aaaaaaahahhah
You know who I am: What the fuck did I just witness
Catman: It is their way of speaking to each other
Catman: I think they call it "memeguistics"
yeeter yarker: and how do you know that
Catman: Shuri told me
yeeter yarker: you traitor!
yeeter yarker: it was our secret language
SHUR-YEET: I had to
SHUR-YEET: he said I could post the video if did
yeeter yarker: what video
SHUR-YEET: you know
SHUR-YEET: "The Video"
yeeter yarker: ohhhh
yeeter yarker: ok
Pepps: I open my phone
Pepps: And I see an Avengers group chat
You know who I am: Hey Pep!
Pepps: Tony, stop messing around for a while and be a dad to Morgan
You know who I am: Yes dear
Pepps: Good
Bruce: Oh hey
Bruce we've got a group chat now
yeeter yarker: Hi Mr. Banner!!!
Bruce: Hey Peter :)
yeeter yarker: :)
Sherlock: Am I even an Avenger?
You know who I am: Of course you are
You know who I am: Everyone who fought in the final battle with Thanos is
Sherlock: Everyone?
You know who I am: Yup
Sherlock: You do remember that I brought thousands of people to that, right?
You know who I am: Most of those in the final battle are now an Avenger
LaNgUaGe: Aren't you supposed to be with Pepper and Morgan?
You know who I am: I am now
Antboi: :0
Antboi: What this?
yeeter yarker: Hi Mr. Scott!!!
yeeter yarker: this our new group chat
Antboi: :0
Scarlet Witch: What up everyone!!!!
The Flash⚡: It is us!!!!
Bird: eyyy
Bird: its my favorite twins
The Flash⚡: eyyy
The Flash⚡: it my favorite bird
Bird: see sam
Bird: even this guy knows im cool
The cooler Bird: that's cause you're both lame
The Flash⚡: who is this
The Flash⚡: I'm gonna fight him!!!
Bird: then join me
Bird: I was gonna fight him outside tomorrow
The Flash⚡: HELL YEAH!!!
The Flash⚡: LET'S KILL HIM!!!
The cooler Bird: Hey that's not fair!
The cooler Bird: It can't be 2v1
Bird: alright then
Bird: let us assemble a team of five
Bird: then tomorrow
Bird: we fight!
LaNgUaGe: Guys, please don't let this be like our fight a while back.
Bird: whatever old man
Bird: ill pick my team members first
Bird: im taking my boy Pietro for this obviously
Bird: together with Nat T'challa Peter and
Bird: I cant believe im saying this but
Bird: my last member is Loki
Snek Lord: I'll only if I can stab someone
Bird: you can
Bird: if its Sam
Snek Lord: Deal
Mama Spider: Actually
Mama Spider: I'm gonna join Sam's team
Bird: how could you betray me like that
Mama Spider: I just don't want to lose
Bird: :(
Bird: fine
Bird: then ill take Thor
Thunderstorm: Thank you
Thunderstorm: Our battle will be legendary
Catman: I guess it will be nice to try this
SHUR-YEET: Hell yeah, brother!!!
SHUR-YEET: Kick their ass!!!
yeeter yarker: don't worry Mr. Hawkeye
yeeter yarker: I'll bring us victory!
The cooler Bird: I guess I'll go for Steve, Bucky, and Strange
The cooler Bird: Nat already wants to join so there
LaNgUaGe: Wait
LaNgUaGe: we don't want to be a part of this.
JBB: Actually...
JBB: I wanna join
LaNgUaGe: Fine, I'll join too.
yeeter yarker: you guys are such beautiful lovers
yeeter yarker: you're my gay idols
LaNgUaGe: How did you know that we're dating?
yeeter yarker: cause
yeeter yarker: it's obvious
yeeter yarker: and I won't tell Mr. Stark
yeeter yarker: you guys are loud
LaNgUaGe: Sorry about that
JBB: I guess me too
yeeter yarker: it ok
yeeter yarker: at least Stucky is canon
Sherlock: Do I really have to fight?
The cooler Bird: Please?
Sherlock: Fine
Sherlock: But only because Clint has Loki
Bird: alright
Bitd: everything is ready
The cooler Bird: When's the fight happening
Bird: tomorrow at 12
yeeter yarker: HELL YEAH!
yeeter yarker: I'M READY TO KICK ASS
SHUR-YEET: GO GET THEM PETER
yeeter yarker: YEAH!!!
You know who I am: What the hell
You know who I am: why is everyone leaving me out of this