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You're Never Gonna Fit In Much, Kid

Summary:

~Sasha Braus changed their username to: Thanksgiving~

 

Thanksgiving: I think everyone should change their names and give their reason why they picked that name. 

Thanksgiving: I like food, and Thanksgiving has a lot of food. 

Vines: I like vines lol. 
Mythical:  I like myths! 

 

~Eren Jaeger changed their username to: NoPlaceLikeHome~

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: I like the song.
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What if the 104th never met each other and then gets a social school assignment that could be done with a groupchat?

Notes:

I was so excited about this idea. What if the 104th never met each other before and then gets a social school assignment that could be done with a groupchat?
Fun fact: I found the mean, median, range, and mode for the hits and kudos on my works (not including this one).

(As of 10:06 AM, it is 12:17 PM)
HITS:
Mean: 28,714
Median: 854
Range: 9,831

KUDOS:
Mean: 1499
Median: 43
Range: 222
Mode: 43

BRA HAS FUCKING 1,167 HITS, HOW THE FUCK?! That work was so fucking stupid 。゚(TヮT)゚。

 

USERNAMES:

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: Eren

MyHouseYourHouse: Mikasa

FiveHargreeves: Armin

Mythical: Hanji

Tea/Lemonade: Marco

Thanksgiving: Sasha

Vines: Connie

Angel: Krista

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: One Shot or Nah?

Chapter Text

Krista Lenz has added Eren Jaeger, Armin Arlert, Mikasa Ackerman, Connie Springer, Sasha Braus, Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Hanji   Zoë, Jean Kirstein, Marco Bodt, Annie Leonhart, Reiner Braun, Bertolt Hoover, and Ymir Spencer into UNNAMED CHAT. 

 

Krista Lenz: Hello! My name is Krista Lenz, and I'm your classmate. You should have gotten a list of names revealing what group you're working with.

 

Krista Lenz: Mr. Sprout said the easiest way to complete this project is to make a group chat. 

 

~Hanji  Zoë has changed their username to: Mythical~

 

Mythical: Oh yay! My name is Hanji Zoë! 

 

Connie Springer: i completely forgot about this project lol. 

 

Sasha Braus: So did I! Thanks for reminding us Krista. 

 

Krista Lenz: You're welcome. 

 

Eren Jaeger: Oh, hey. Eren Jaeger, he/him.

 

Eren Jaeger:  Can very one state their names/pronouns, please?

 

Marco Bodt: That would be very helpful! 

 

Marco Bodt: My name is Marco Bodt, he/him! 

 

Krista Lenz: She/her!

 

Mythical: Same! 

 

~ Connie Springer changed their username to: Vines~

 

Vines: Connie Springer, he/him! 

 

Sasha Braus: Sasha, she/her!

 

Mikasa Ackerman: Mikasa Ackerman, she/her. 

 

Armin Arlert: Armin Arlert, they/them! 

 

Eren Jaeger: I think the others aren't seeing the chat yet. 

 

Vines: yeah, probably. 

 

~Krista Lenz has changed UNNAMED CHAT to: Class Assignment~ 

 

Sasha Braus: Oh! 

 

~Sasha Braus changed their username to: Thanksgiving~

 

Thanksgiving: I think everyone should change their names and give their reason why they picked that name. 

 

Thanksgiving: I like food, and Thanksgiving has a lot of food. 

 

Vines: I like vines lol. 

 

Mythical: I like myths! 

 

~Eren Jaeger changed their username to: NoPlaceLikeHome~

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: I like the song. 

 

Mythical: Ooh, could you link it? :D 

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: No Place Like Home - Todrick Hall

 

Mythical: Thanks! 

 

~Marco Bodt changed their username to: Tea/Lemonade~

 

Tea/Lemonade: People say I'm half 'n half, and it makes me think of this drink! 

 

~Armin Arlert changed their username to: FiveHargreeves~

 

FiveHargreeves: I like this show! It's really good, it's called The Umbrella Academy! 

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: (° o°)! My favorite character is Klaus! 

 

FiveHargreeves: My favorite is Five! I really like smart people. (*¬*)

 

~Mikasa Ackerman changed their username to: MyHouseYourHouse~

 

MyHouseYourHouse: The Spanish saying. 

 

Krista Lenz: Well, since everyone else is doing it - 

 

~Krista Lenz changed their username to: Angel~

 

Angel: People call me this a lot, it's like a nickname. 

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: That was fun! Unfortunately, I have other work that's due tomorrow. 

 

Vines: Crap, so do I. 

 

Thanksgiving: SHIT, I HAVE WORK DUE IN 30 MINUTES!

 

Thanksgiving: I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!!!! 

 

Vine: Good luck (,>ᗜ<,)

 

FiveHargreeves: Oh no! :( 

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: I've had that happen before. 

 

Angel: Quick, get started! 

 

Vines: Alright, I really have to go now. 

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: I don't feel like doing work (╯︵╰,)

 

FiveHargreeves: Well, if you get it done now, you don't have to pull a Sasha! 

 

Thanksgiving: >:(

 

NoPlaceLikeHome: Good point.