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---> HappyFeet signed on
---> HappyFeet added Shachaha, MinkBepo, JeanBart, SurgeonOfDeath, GirlPower and 15 others to the chat
HappyFeet named the chat Heart Pirates
HappyFeet: :)
SurgeonOfDeath: What the fuck is this
<--- SurgeonOfDeath left the chat
HappyFeet: :( aww
---> MinkBepo added SurgeonOfDeath to the chat
SurgeonOfDeath: Explain
Shachacha: Wow, I can feel your glare through the screen
SurgeonOfDeath: Good
SurgeonOfDeath: Explain.
SurgeonOfDeath: Now.
HappyFeet: Since you KEEP ABANDONING US FOR MUGIWARA
HappyFeet: I decided to make a chat so we can all stay in touch :)
SurgeonOfDeath: We have an alliance, it’s not like I enjoy being around him
SurgeonOfDeath: This is ridiculous
HappyFeet: Oh come on, please captain :(
Shachacha: :( Please
Shachacha: @Everyone
HappyFeet: Uh oh
SurgeonOfDeath: ...
JeanBart: Captain I think this is a good idea
GirlPower: CAPTAIN PLEASE
SeaUrchinSupreme: Please :(
CliconetheCyclone: Captain!
Wolfy: Captain D:
InsertAquaticJokeHere: We won’t annoy you D:
DangerousCook: I’ll make your favorite dish if you agree :)
RightyTighty: Captain D:
SnowLeopard: D:
ShanksMissingArm: We swear we won't annoy you :(
SealKing: First the introduction, now this :(
AntarticTurd: Captain pls :(
WhitebeardsBeard: Captn!
PolarTangsBitch: We will not be swindled again!
SwordsAreScary: I feel like this is going to backfire...
IceIceBaby: Captain we barely see you these days!
OrcaOfTheSea: Let’s all give him the puppy eyes!
SurgeonOfDeath: No
SurgeonOfDeath: It’s a waste of time
SurgeonOfDeath: You’ll just flood the chat with memes
HappyFeet: ...but funny memes!
SurgeonOfDeath: ...
Shachacha: Should’ve known it was going to take some convincing
Shachacha: @MinkBepo, you’re up
SurgeonOfDeath: Stop giving me the puppy eyes, it won’t work
SurgeonOfDeath: …
SurgeonOfDeath: Fine.
HappyFeet: HOW THE FUCK-
Shachacha: I told you we should’ve went with this first
HappyFeet: WHY
MinkBepo: I told you guys, Minks are best
MinkBepo: I’m sorry D:
HappyFeet: Stop apologizing!
Shachacha: We should’ve known you would always be the favorite…
MinkBepo changed his name to CaptainsFavorite
CaptainsFavorite changed the chat name to Bepo and his Bitches
SurgeonOfDeath: I care about you all equally
SurgeonOfDeath: Bepo
SurgeonOfDeath: And all you not-Bepos
CaptainsFavorite: :D
Shachacha: Ouch D:
HappyFeet: At least we have each other :(
Shachacha: :)