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1. When Paradise Calls Me, I'd Rather be Here by shadow13 for mztlynne

   Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Aug 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gimli (Son of Glóin)/Legolas Greenleaf
   • Aragorn | Estel/Arwen Undómiel
   • Legolas Greenleaf
   • Gimli (Son of Glóin)
   • Aragorn | Estel
   • Boromir (Son of Denethor II)
   • Frodo Baggins
   • Sam Gamgee
   • Pippin Took
   • Merry Brandybuck
   • Arwen Undómiel
   • Fíli
   • Gandalf | Mithrandir
   • Accidental Marriage
   • Stag Nights & Bachelor Parties
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
   • Modern AU
   • just guys being dudes
   • Friendship
   • Aragorn wants to talk about the situation like an adult and everyone says no to that
   • Sexual Content
   • (it's fairly tame)
   • Humor
   • (I think I'm hilarious)
   • Weddings
   • Drinking
   • Underage Drinking

   Summary

   For his bachelor party, Aragorn just wanted a nice camping trip. His friends had other plans - a night of excess in a casino town, replete with gambling, risque floor shows, those weird love chapels, and way too much food and booze.
   And then Legolas and Gimli accidentally got married. Oops.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   15,106

   Chapters:

   6/6

   Comments:

   53

   Kudos:

   245

   Bookmarks:

   30

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