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1. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry

   Fandoms: Black Friday - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Apr 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Lex Foster/Ethan Green
   • Hannah Foster & Ethan Green
   • Hannah Foster & Paul Matthews
   • Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins
   • Ethan Green & Emma Perkins
   • Hannah Foster & Webby
   • Hannah Foster & Lex Foster
   • Lex Foster & Ethan Green
   • Lex Foster & Emma Perkins
   • Alice & Lex Foster
   • Bill & Paul Matthews
   • Paul Matthews
   • Emma Perkins
   • Lex Foster
   • Hannah Foster
   • Ethan Green
   • Webby (Black Friday)
   • Uncle Wiley
   • Wilbur Cross
   • Alice (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)
   • Bill (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)
   • rated m because there will be some heavy-ish stuff later
   • Demon AU
   • demon!Ethan
   • Ghost!Paul
   • ghost!Emma
   • Paulkins - Freeform
   • lexthan
   • Angst
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • buckle up kids this gon be wild
   • updates weekly (hopefully)
   • technically a beetlejuice inspired au
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • suicidal idealization
   • not yet but i'm putting these here now
   • more tags to be added as the story progresses
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements
   • Autistic Hannah Foster
   • <-- that should be canon tbh i don't know why there's a debate
   • Ethan Green has ADHD
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Child Abuse
   • Childhood Trauma
   • i feel like i should apologize to them
   • Drinking
   • Underage Drinking
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Self Harm
   • referenced self harm
   • past self harm
   • Gore
   • Blood
   • Intrusive Thoughts
   • Flashbacks
   • Emotional Abuse
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Scars
   • Nightmares
   • Child Death
   • ? kind of

   Summary

   Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins didn't intend for a lot of things.
   They didn't intend to fall in love-- it had happened naturally. They didn't intend to move in together into a tiny, trailer house-- it was something that felt right. They didn't intend to confide in each other, to grow together.

   They also didn't intend to get crushed by a meteor.

   Not that the universe gave a shit what they intended.

   Lex Foster intended to do a lot of things.
   She intended to take herself and her sister far, far away from the hell she called home. She intended to quit working at ToyZone once she had the funds to do so. She intended to curb her drinking habit and quit smoking one day. She intended to live the life she never got to and become an actress in California.

   She didn't intend to summon a demon.

   Not that the universe gave a shit what she intended.

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