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[gaang gaang]
monkindonuts: GOOD MORNING BIG NEWS EVERYONE GUESS WHAT
dirtgremlin: no
kyoshistan: you let sokka choose the movie for boy’s night and it wasn’t aquamarine
sokkasm: FUCK YOU AQUAMARINE (2006) IS THE PERFECT FILM
moonpie: Zuko is the one who revoked Sokka’s movie choice privilege. He isn’t gonna give it back that quickly.
daughterofthechief: what’s the big news Aang?
*monkindonuts added sifuhotman to the chat*
dirtgremlin: who the fuck
moonpie: What’s happening?
kyoshistan: ????? whomst
sifuhotman: Wait, how do you change your username? That’s not what I wanted it to be.
monkindonuts: NO ONE TELL HIM
sokkasm: jghjfksdlgh i forgot about this
sifuhotman: How do I fix my username?
kyoshistan: zuko???
monkindonuts: he finally let me help make him an account!!
sokkasm: welcome to our club
monkindonuts: welcome squidward! welcome squidward!
sifuhotman: I changed my mind. I don’t want this.
daughterofthechief: sksksksksk too late!
kyoshistan: we’ve got you now !!
moonpie: What do you want your username to be?
monkindonuts: Yue no! the one he has is perfect already
sifuhotman: I told Aang to just make it my name.
dirtgremlin: illegal
kyoshistan: so how did you wind up with @sifuhotman ?
sokkasm: the whole ‘let’s make zuko a chat account’ endeavor started somewhere after the second joint
dirtgremlin: sifu hot box
sokkasm: nice
daughterofthechief: is that all the big news from boy’s night?
sifuhotman: Aang cried while playing Animal Crossing.
monkindonuts: SHEP ASKED TO LEAVE AIR TEMPLE ISLAND
moonpie: Oh no!
dirtgremlin: and you kept him?
monkindonuts: YES OF COURSE I DID
dirtgremlin: a smug? gross
daughterofthechief: what’s wrong with smug villagers?
dirtgremlin: annoying
monkindonuts: [pleading face] he looks like appa tho
sifuhotman: Also Sokka and Katara’s step-dad nearly gave me a heart attack at 1 am.
daughterofthechief: sksksksk i-
kyoshistan: bato remains an icon
moonpie: What did he do?
daughterofthechief: yeah? Bato is almost always dead asleep before midnight and next to nothing can wake him up before 8 am
sifuhotman: Sokka denies his involvement. But I am convinced he alerted Bato that I was headed upstairs to grab extra blankets from Sokka’s room because he was waiting around the corner right as I was about to turn down the hallway.
dirtgremlin: how do you know he was waiting
sifuhotman: There weren’t any sounds of footsteps besides mine. No way he was just walking toward me without making some noise.
sokkasm: he was probably just getting some aspirin from the meds cabinet in the kitchen, his arm and shoulder get stiff real bad when he sleeps
sokkasm: and on the Slim Chance he intentionlly spooked you, that just means he likes you, thats the Bato Seal of Approval if there ever was one
sifuhotman: Stop playing innocent, Sokka.
daughterofthechief: or he thought you were Sokka coming up the stairs
sokkasm: also v possible
sifuhotman: I’m not buying your feigned ignorance, Sokka.
sokkasm: almost absolutely Certain ™ that i was in the middle of battling a cave full of spiders in minecraft when you left to go get balnkets
kyoshistan: @monkindonuts you were the only other person there, can you reveal the truth
monkindonuts: not likely, i was a tad zonked when we heard zuko shriek upstairs, dont recall much aside from teaching Agent S to say trans rights
kyoshistan: understandable, thank you
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[Water Tribe🌝🌚🌊❄️]
daughterofthechief: if i promise not to tell Zuko will you tell me the truth?
chiefdad: Promise not to tell Zuko what exactly?
daughterofthechief: if Sokka and Bato worked together to scare him last night
talldad: Lol
daughterofthechief: you did?????
sokkasm: hjdkslgha ofc we did, who do you think we are ??