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1. You Know There's No Loyalty Program, Right? by Scorpius_Wears_Short_Skirts (RevenantCarnival)

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Sep 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Trans Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Sex Worker Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Trans Male Character
   • Car Sex
   • Sex Positive Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Curiosity
   • Modern Era
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Prostitution
   • Sexual Humor
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Awkward First Times
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Human Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Drug Use
   • Podfic Welcome

   Summary

   So many songs are about love, sex, or both. Alastor just wants to know what all the fuss is about.

   An opportunity to find out presents itself.

   It was just supposed to be one time.

   ...He wasn't supposed to get attached.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,963

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   111

   Kudos:

   1,319

   Bookmarks:

   203

   Hits:

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