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MadScientist has added HomoMentalist, Stronk, AppleBeez, GoogleChrome, ImTired, and 3 others
MadScientist has named the chat Kingdom Of Science
AppleBeez: hello everyone !!
Kohaku: what’s this?
ImTired: oh? A gc? Cool
GoogleChrome: what’s gc?
HomoMentalist: a groupchat
HomoMentalist: where we chat as a group
GoogleChrome: o
MadScientist: Okay now that I’ve added everyone who currently has a phone, we’ll be able to communicate between all of us in a more efficient way
HomoMentalist: sexy
Stronk: YOOOO HELLO OMG
AppleBeez: Taiju-kun hello !!
Stronk: YUZURIHA
AppleBeez: hi !!
ImCool: do you speak in exclamation points?
AppleBeez: hey,
AppleBeez: shut the fuck up
TsukasaShishio: damn
ImTired: queen shit
MadScientist: Guys stay focus. I did this so our communication can be better, I’m tired of having to wait for everyone to arrive when we’re on a tight schedule. Can you guys be serious for a moment?
ImTired: nah
HomoMentalist: nah
AppleBeez: nah
Kohaku: nah
ImCool: nah
TsukasaShishio: damn
MadScientist: THIS is for scientific purposes ONLY
GoogleChrome: okay
ImCool: okay
HomoMentalist: okay
AppleBeez: okay
Kohaku: okay
MadScientist: you guys are dead to me
HomoMentalist: <3
ImTired: you knew what was coming
TsukasaShishio: I can’t believe you didn’t see this coming
GoogleChrome: Come one Senku, loosen up man! As much as I support moving forward with science, it doesn’t hurt having some fun with it
HomoMentalist: It’s nice to have a break from all this ‘saving humanity’ problem. Oh but of course, humanity comes first for sure~!!
MadScientist: you do have some points
MadScientist: It doesn’t change the fact that this needs to be a serious chat.
ImTired: no
ImTired: u gay
Kohaku: stinky
MadScientist:
MadScientist: that’s it
MadScientist: do whatever the fuck y’all want I give up
TsukasaShishio: damn
HomoMentalist has named the chat Kingdom of Queers
HomoMentalist: VICTORY TO THE QUEERS!
AppleBeez: so like??
HomoMentalist:
HomoMentalist has named the chat Kingdom of Queers and Bad Bitches
HomoMentalist: VICTORY TO THE QUEERS AND QUEENS!
ImCool: HOORAY!!
Stronk: HOORAY!!
ImTired: but at what cost
Kohaku: Senku’s sanity
HomoMentalist: girl he was never sane to begin with what??
HomoMentalist: my mans was tired of our shit since the beginning
HomoMentalist: I can smell it
GoogleChrome: you smell him? sad
ImTired: gross
AppleBeez: ^
ImCool: ^^
TsukasaShishio: ^^^
Kohaku: ^^^^
Stronk: looking away
MadScientist: guys-
ImTired: it’s not the only thing he does
Kohaku: OOP-
HomoMentalist: I-
ImTired: wish I can unhear ;{
Stronk: LOOKING AWAY
TsukasaShishio: damn
ImCool: UHM ANYWAYS
MadScientist: GUYS
HomoMentalist: wow the homophobia is strong on this one boys
ImCool: It isn’t homophobic if y’all ain’t official yet
AppleBeez: well we kinda been knew
Kohaku: wow the pinning is strong on this one boys
ImTired: Clownery
TsukasaShishio: damn
Stronk: THE CALL OUT
MadScientist: What is this?? Public outing day??
Kohaku: yah
ImTired: yah
TsukasaShishio: Damn
HomoMentalist: Rude!! And for what?
ImTired: plot
GoogleChrome: it establishes your current relationship in the story?
HomoMentalist:
HomoMentalist: ok valid
MadScientist: y’all are B L O C K E D
AppleBeez: nooo Senku :(
GoogleChrome: SENKU PLZZZ
ImTired: no wait Senku I gotta tell you something really important
MadScientist:
MadScientist: fine
MadScientist: unblocked
ImTired: whore
MadScientist has left the chat
HomoMentalist: nOOO-
TsukasaShishio: oh damn
AppleBeez: STOP PLEATHEJSJ
ImTired has added MadScientist to the chat
ImTired: DUMBASS YOU CANT LEAVE THE CHAT
GoogleChrome: YOU MADE THE CHAT SENKU
MadScientist: SHUT THE FUCK UP
MadScientist: WHO THE FUCK EVEN PICKED YOUR NAME?? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT GOOGLE CHROME IS?
ImTired: I did
MadScientist: gay
ImTired: hey
ImTired: I’m a gamer
MadScientist: gamers are just gay memers
TsukasaShishio: damn
ImTired: ok loser,
ImTired: don’t care didn’t ask, plus you like Doraemon
MadScientist: what about it? It’s cool.
ImTired: yeah, for bitches who repress their human emotions in the name of science
MadScientist: say some shit like this ever again and I’ll see you in court
ImTired: Okay you know what fuck you
ImTired: nerd
HomoMentalist: once a nerd, always a nerd
ImTired: weeb
HomoMentalist: nah
ImTired: okay then geek
HomoMentalist: nahh
Kohaku: gay
HomoMentalist: yes
ImCool: RT
AppleBeez: I like
AppleBeez: nyardo
MadScientist: I never thought I’ll see Satan disguised as words
ImCool has changed their name to Nyardo
MadScientist: Fuck
TsukasaShishio: Damn
HomoMentalist: uhm
MadScientist: Moving on from that, I believe we should give everyone phones as well, like Hyoga and Homura?
TsukasaShishio: who?
ImTired: who?
Kohaku: who?
HomoMentalist: who?
AppleBeez: who?
MadScientist: understandable have a nice day
Nyardo: hey why not make one for Francios?
Kohaku: what about Kirisame and Nikki??
GoogleChrome: yeah!! And Kinro and Ginro? I’m sure they’ll love it!!
Nyardo: who’s Kinro?
ImTired: that guard guy with glasses who follows rules
Nyardo: and Ginro?
ImTired: simp
Nyardo: ah
AppleBeez: anyways-
AppleBeez: now that we have our little group here...for now, we should play some games yknow
Kohaku: Smash or pass?
Stronk : Inappropriate!
HomoMentalist has changed the group name Kingdom of Queers and Bad Bitches to We’re All Children Of Jesus
ImTired: nah. Smash or pass is lame and stupid.
Kohaku: I just wanted to use it as in excuse to say how hella hot girls are
ImTired: you homo
Kohaku: you are:correct
Nyardo:
Nyardo : Fuck, Marry, Kill
Stronk: yeah ok
MadScientist: WHAT
Nyardo: Fuck, marry, kill, anyone in our kingdom
AppleBeez: Gen you first
AppleBeez: Senku, Hyoga, Tsukasa
MadScientist: Hey hold up-
TsukasaShishio: guys I’m right here
MadScientist: yeah he’s right there
AppleBeez: I know <3
GoogleChrome: I am: paying attention
HomoMentalist : Mentally...
MadScientist: Oi,,,Gen-
HomoMentalist : Fuck myself
HomoMentalist : Marry myself
HomoMentalist : Kill myself
ImTired : me too
MadScientist : YOU CAN’T DO THAT
MadScientist : YOU CAN’T KILL YOURSELF
HomoMentalist : Yes I can
GoogleChrome : CHOOSE YOU PUSSY
HomoMentalist : I stan my statement
ImTired : ^i also stan his statement
MadScientist: You guys are cringe
HomoMentalist: yeah <3
ImTired: what about it <3
HomoMentalist: lets kiss <3
ImTired: okay <3
MadScientist: kink shaming y’all rn
AppleBeez : y’all I just realized
AppleBeez: We’re all kinda Gen z
AppleBeez: Well except Chrome and Kohaku
Nyardo: What makes them? Gen alpha
MadScientist: No, they’re 3,700+ years ahead of us
TsukasaShishio: Damn
ImTired: Oh we’re OLD old
Stronk: WE’RE OLD?!?!
HomoMentalist: It be like that sometimes
AppleBeez: Ain’t that the way
Nyardo: That’s how it is in this bitch of an earth
ImTired: We live in a society
MadScientist: BITCH THERE’S NO SOCIETY ??? WHAT?
Stronk: OOP
HomoMentalist: uhm anyways-
MadScientist: What happened to the game?
HomoMentalist: Shut up we all agreed we would kill Hyoga
ImTired: And Mozu
HomoMentalist: Mainly Mozu
Nyardo: Why Mozu?
GoogleChrome: He’s homophobic
Kohaku: and other gross things
Nyardo: Fair enough
AppleBeez: Wait y’all gay? ʘ__ʘ
HomoMentalist: Wait gay people exist ???? Thought it was a joke :(
ImTired: no gay shit here bro
Nyardo: we just homiesexual
GoogleChrome: I’m actually still confusion. But i know I’m like attracted to women but I like checking guys out but I don’t really make a move....hhhhhh I have very high standards B idkkk
ImTired: it’s okay dude. Take your time.
Stronk: We’re here for you if you need anything!
Nyardo: Yeah you can count on us man
AppleBeez: That’s what friends are for <3
MadScientist: What’s with cringey friendship shit
MadScientist: This is a groupchat, not an episode of fucking Lizzie McGuire
HomoMentalist: so stingy
HomoMentalist: is it cuz we ruined your ‘super serious science only’ group chat?
MadScientist: kinda
ImTired: wait so
ImTired: is Tsukasa actually that dude in our group? He hasn’t talked much-
HomoMentalist: nO
HomoMentalist: Based on my analysis and time with Tsukasa, he is not..I think.
TsukasaShishio: what the fuck is that one dude?
ImTired: those types of hets
TsukasaShishio: Damn
MadScientist: you fool
MadScientist: if he were those types of straights he would’ve said so when Ryuusui basically outed himself saying he wanted to get women, men, and Tsukasa literally in front of everyone.
MadScientist: Loudly
HomoMentalist: My my, dearest Senku-Chan, being so spiky doesn’t look bad on you, I kinda like it
MadScientist: A man who flatters another man in front of his face is either a homo or a conman
ImTired:
AppleBeez:
Nyardo:
Kohaku:
GoogleChrome:
Stronk:
TsukasaShishio:
HomoMentalist:
HomoMentalist: your point?
MadScientist:
MadScientist: Fair
GoogleChrome: He just called you gay, man
Nyardo: and a conman
ImTired: Oh my god
ImTired: Get a room
TsukasaShishio:
TsukasaShishio: Moving on..
TsukasaShishio: I apologize for not talking much, I simply don’t know what to say.
TsukasaShishio: For certain, I’m not straight, though I haven’t thought much about my sexuality
ImTired: It’s okay, take your time
MadScientist: Back at it again Lizzie McGuire
ImTired has changed their name to LizzieMcFuckingGuire
GoogleChrome: IM CRYINGSJSK
GoogleChrome: WHO IS LIZZIE MCGUIRE?!?!
LizzieMcFuckingGuire: child I don’t know. Let me just ask GOOGLE CHROME
MadScientist: It’s getting late guys, we’re waking up early tomorrow. Everyone lights out.
Stronk: what already?!?!?!
AppleBeez: but we just started to have fun!!
HomoMentalist: come on Senku-chan, just a bit more???
LizzieMcFuckingGuire: dont be such a party pooper
MadScientist: whoever responds back is getting three times the workload
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MadScientist: just kidding
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TsukasaShishio: damn
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