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[Promo]
Announcer [voiceover]: Later today on D-TV, follow the continuing, zany antics of Soundwave and his petite army of companions in All My Cassettes as they serve Lord Megatron in crushing the Autobots while having fun along the way.
[Excerpt]
Scene: (The silhouette of a figure with dimly glowing yellow eyes is standing with its back to the wall of a dark room. Five smaller figures of various shapes and body types stand in a semi-circle in front of the silhouette, their beady little eyes glowing brightly in the gloom.)
Soundwave: Statement: zzzzzz.
Rumble: Okay, he's finally in recharge. Remember the bet, Frenzy. You only win the pot if all five of us fit in his chest at the same time.
Frenzy: Yeah, yeah.
Ravage: Meow!
Rumble: Then let's do this. On the count of five, leap and transform. One... Two... Three...
Announcer [voiceover]: All My Cassettes, only on D-TV.