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1. Don’t Sit There! by Hellyjellybean

   Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Sep 2020

   Tags

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   • Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
   • Rey/Ben Solo
   • Rey (Star Wars)
   • Ben Solo
   • Armitage Hux
   • Sheev Palpatine
   • Crack
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Funny
   • puns
   • Reylo - Freeform
   • Vampire Ben
   • Ben is the boss
   • Rey is his assistant
   • Alcohol
   • Drinking
   • Armitage Hux is the neighbour
   • haunted chair
   • Bens chair is stolen
   • Rey has to get the haunted chair back
   • Swearing
   • lots of swearing
   • Confessions
   • Fake Relationship
   • Love Confessions
   • Kissing
   • Flirting
   • Reys inner thoughts
   • Rey has a conversation with a haunted chair
   • Werewolf Armitage Hux
   • Fun
   • Silly
   • laughs
   • Happy Ending
   • Supernatural - Freeform
   • Magic
   • Arguments
   • Anger
   • Bickering

   Summary

   This is total crack based on my own prompt:

   Rey's boss acts like daylight is a curse. So tipsy Rey pushes his favourite chair out onto the lawn. He has to leave the house to save it. Only he can't. He confesses he's a vampire and someone takes the chair and its poltergeist inhabitant. Now his 'wife' has to go beg for it back.

   Series

   • Part 5 of Reylo Crack Fics

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