Reylo Crack Fics
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Rey gets kidnapped but she isn’t very concerned about that…she’s more concerned about her husband finding her….
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- Part 1 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Game tester Rey suddenly finds herself sucked into the star wars universe, she must deviate from the original game play in order to complete the game and return to her real life. Can she convince Kylo Ren she is his Rey and work together with him to defeat Palpatine?
Pure crack. Will make you laugh I promise. Enjoy!
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- Part 2 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Ben sighed. “You said Finn’s name last night.”
“What? No I didn’t!”
“You seriously think I would mistake my own wife saying some other man’s name in her sleep?”
“Yeah I do, because you did.”
“Just admit you had a sex dream about him!” Ben cried.
Rey’s day did not get off to the best start...
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- Part 3 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is based on my own prompt:
Rey loves Ben, but there’s no problem Rey is Ben’s cat. So Rey makes a wish on a shooting star and suddenly she is transformed into a human. Ben awakes to find her in his bed and she seems very pleased to see him...
“Rey, you’re a cat.”
Rey shook her head. “Not anymore. Teach me to kiss. I want to try.”
This was fucking madness but wasn’t it all just a dream? and she really was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, and she kept squirming in his lap.
Fuck.
It felt so good.
“Teach me, Ben,” she said, licking her lips.
Fuck it.
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- Part 4 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is total crack based on my own prompt:
Rey's boss acts like daylight is a curse. So tipsy Rey pushes his favourite chair out onto the lawn. He has to leave the house to save it. Only he can't. He confesses he's a vampire and someone takes the chair and its poltergeist inhabitant. Now his 'wife' has to go beg for it back.
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- Part 5 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is inspired by this @reylo_prompt: Sex Call Operator
Rey is a phone sex operator. She has some kinky regulars and the money is good. Then one night she gets a call from someone with a very familiar voice...it couldn't be...could it?
Phone Sex Fun. Enjoy!
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- Part 6 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Jumping on the Hook and Tink ship! Tink has left Rey in charge of looking after the lost boys. Rey wants to do a good job, but then received news that a new pirate has arrived on the island. She follows him and finds out he is here to investigate Hook's death. Desperate to protect her charges Rey agrees to Captain Benjamin's terms in order to get him to leave the island. He wants one night alone with Rey... to do whatever he wants...
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- Part 7 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is based on a Reylo Prompt:
Rey can't pay her rent, so her landlord Ben gets creative... until their kids return home earlier then expected and they have to pretend that mommy and daddy aren't being kinky, of course not.'
Bit of role playing fun for our twenty years married Ben and Rey much to their teenaged kids horror...
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- Part 8 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is a 2 chapter story based on a Reylo prompt.
Kylo Ren is a ghost who is making Rey's life hell. She cant sell Hill House because Kylo scares away any prospective buyers. Maybe there is something Rey can offer Kylo to make him leave the property once and for all...
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‘Why are you here if not to show the house to anyone?’ Kylo asked cocking his head to the side.
‘I came to talk to you.’
Kylo smirked and leaned against the banister. ‘Did you miss me? Rey, I’m touched.’
‘No, you moron, I came to reason with you. What will it take to get you to leave this house?’*******
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- Part 9 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Luke owns a magical toy store, Rey his sort of adopted daughter, has worked there forever. When Luke tells Rey it is his time to cross over, Rey doesn't want to accept it. She cant run the store without Luke! She isn't magical. Luke insists she is. Sparks start to fly when Luke hires his estranged nephew Ben to help evaluate the stores value. Ben doesn't believe in magic but he does see something in Rey. When Luke passes, Rey is devastated and wants to sell the store. Can Ben persuade her not to?
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium Reylo AU. Enjoy!
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- Part 10 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Rey Johnson is a huge Star-wars fan. She is half in love with the character Kylo Ren and is devastated by the decision to kill him at the end of the trilogy.
After Rey is knocked unconscious, Kylo Ren appears in the middle of her kitchen and Rey doesn’t know if he’s real or just a figment of her imagination... will Rey wake up and realise it was all a dream? Or could Kylo Ren be real after all?
“The living room was empty. The perpetrator must have moved through to the kitchen. Rey peeked around the kitchen doorframe. She saw a tall, large man, with raven black hair to his shoulders, dressed in a long, black cape standing in the middle of the small kitchen.
He was facing away from her. Rey blinked repeatedly. She couldn’t be seeing what she was seeing. But she would know those broad shoulders anywhere...
‘Kylo Ren,’ she whispered.
The man turned around and there he was in all his glory, his eyes ablaze and his saber in his hand, not lit, but ready to strike.
No helmet and no scar, but it was unmistakenly the very man she had just been drooling over the previous evening. The man she had wished was real...”
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- Part 11 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is a 2 chapter piece based on a Reylo prompt.
The Prompt was:
'Hux notices that Ben is more reasonable in company meetings when Rey is there as well. Hux starts inviting IT employee Rey to meetings completely out of her knowledge scope. The ruse is discovered when Ben is having a fit and overhears Hux ask Poe to 'go get the missus.'
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- Part 12 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is the conclusion to my twitter text fic based on a Reylo prompt. You can read the fic here:
The prompt was: Rey adopts a dog and Ben Solo is a dog trainer who makes house visits.
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- Part 13 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This story is based on the Fey prompt submitted to Reylo Prompts:
The prompt was that a Fey saves a human’s mother’s life and in exchange asks for their first born child. The human misconstrues this to mean they want to have sex with them. The Fey is flustered and doesn’t know how to respond.
In my story, Fey and humans co-exist. Rey is a Fey who has restored Leia to health. Ben is ready to pay the required price. Rey is shocked. Will she accept his offer? Fluffy Smut. Enjoy!
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- Part 14 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Her hands bunched up the woollen bed sheets as she held herself in position, bent over the bed, her legs planted wide apart on the wooden floor, her bare feet flat against the cold surface, his throbbing cock hard and ready, pressed up against her ass, made slippery with his precum. She could feel his slick heat rubbing between her cheeks. She wanted it inside her. She burned with need.
This is an early birthday gift for theselittlethings She wanted reylo canon set dirty talk and I aim to please! This is very explicit!
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- Part 15 of Reylo Crack Fics
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This is a prompt I wrote as a twitter dabble which I'm transferring here because I think its very funny!
Its leap day, Rey is going to propose, but Ben is also going to propose, Poe is going to interfere as he is still loopy from the being knocked out for his root canal.
Short and funny one shot, Enjoy!
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- Part 16 of Reylo Crack Fics
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The prompt was: Super Virgin Kylo Ren has his first embarrassing sexual experience with Rey.
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- Part 17 of Reylo Crack Fics
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His Beautiful Remedy (Reylo Fan Fic) by Hellyjellybean
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, the last jedi continuation
23 May 2018
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Finn catches Rey onboard the Falcon in a compromising position. He knows he shouldn't watch, but he can't quite pull himself away. He thinks she is alone... but is she?
Rey is so lost in ecstasy, she doesn't notice Finn's presence, something else seems to have her full attention...
Kylo knows he is crossing a line, but he can't ignore the temptation any longer, now he has tasted what was forbidden will he ever be the same again?
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- Part 18 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Entering his tenth Wimbledon, Ben can't escape the buzz surrounding the vivacious youngster from England. The tabloids brand her their 'Rey of Hope' and Ben may scoff at their ridiculous word play, but this 'queen of the courts' is about to show Ben what the game of life is really all about.
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- Part 19 of Reylo Crack Fics
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Rey is in love with Ben Solo but when Rey finds out that Ben has a twin brother he never speaks to, she makes it her mission to bring the two men back together, but will she succeed? Or will she pull them further apart?
Shameless Reylo smut one shot, told in the form of a diary entry from Rey's POV.
Enjoy!
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- Part 20 of Reylo Crack Fics