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"I told you so!"
"Coby, listen-"
"I told you! I said I had a bad feeling about this but did you listen to me? NO!"
"Coby, c'mon."
"'I'm the superior officer,' you said. ‘I have more field experience,' you said. 'I can turn into a dinosaur', you said."
"Coby, seriously, I-"
"I'm the one who pointed you towards Luffy in the first place!"
"Coby, I should lie and say I don't understand East Common, but don't swear at me."
"You don't have any excuse, your East is a fucking mess!"
"Are you done yelling?"
"Helmeppo, put me - Helmeppo!"
"Hello?"
"Sorry, Rear Admiral."
"Ah. Helmeppo. What happened... over there?"
"We ran into someone with a devil fruit that's a little weird. From what we can tell it messes with emotions."
"Are you going to be alright?"
"Coby's just cranky, he's fine."
"You broke your glasses and had shards of glass in your face!"
"Coby. Shut the fuck up."
"Uh huh. Update me when you're not supposed to be in medical. I'll finish my report then."
"Rear Admiral. Good luck."
"You as well, Lieutenant."