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Super High School Level Group chat fic

Summary:

Junko makes a Group Chat and then shit happens.

(Tags will be added as characters and things happen)
(Rated Teen and up for swearing and suggestive jokes)

Notes:

I head canon that Junko types a lot of emojis

Also Ishimaru types in all caps because

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Junko Makes a Mistake

Chapter Text

3:28pm

DANGANRONPA

 

[ Junko created DANGANRONPA ]

 

[ Junko added Chihiro, Leon, Mondo and 11 more ]

 

[ Junko is now online ]



Welcome, Everybody! : Junko



[ Mondo is now online ]



Mondo : What the fuck is this??

 

A group chat! Obviously!!😝 : Junko



[ Byakuya is now online ]



Byakuya : This is completely unnecessary



[ Byakuya is now offline ]

 

[ Mondo is now offline ]

 

Ugh..buzzkills 🙄 : Junko

 

[ Junk is now offline ]



-- Two hours Later / 5:18pm  --




[ Leon is now online ]

 

[ Ishimaru is now online ]

 

[ Chihiro is now online ]

 

[ Yasuhiro is now online ]

 

Leon : *LE GASP*

 

Leon : do i smell a group chat?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Yasuhiro : why yes you do my friend

 

Leon : WOO!!!! THIS IS GONNA BE SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ishimaru : HELLO FELLOW STUDENTS!

 

Chihiro : Hi ishi! :)

 

Ishimaru : HELLO CHIHIRO!

 

[ Leon changed Ishimaru's name to LOUD NERD ]

 

[ Leon changed Chihiro’s name to quiet nerd ]

 

LOUD NERD : LEON, I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CHANGED MY NAME!

 

quiet nerd : I actually kinda like my name

 

quiet nerd : but here lemme fix it a lil..

 

[ quiet nerd changed their name to Techo <3 ]

 

Techo <3 : that's better! :))

 

Leon : wow..just destroy my handiwork huh |:(

 

Techo <3 : Sorry :(

 

Yasuhiro : Hey! Lemme in on sum o that name changin action! >:)

 

[ Yasuhiro changed Yauhiro’s name to Hiro ]

 

[ Yasuhiro changed Leon’s name to b a l l s ]

 

[ Yasuhiro changed LOUD NERD’s name to MORAL_HOE ]

 

B a l l s : rlly.. 😐

 

MORAL_HOE : YASUHIRO! IT IS RUDE TO CHANGE OTHERS NAMES WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION!

 

Hiro : haha

 

Hiro : m o r a l   h o e

 

Hiro : asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm

 

MORAL_HOE : I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS SO HUMERING ABOUT MY NAME, HIRO!

 

Hiro : ?? Do you not know what hoe means?????

 

MORAL_HOE : NO I DO NOT! PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME!

 

Hiro : HOLY SHT YOU DONT KNOW JENSFUIWXFHUIBYUWANIUFNWISCUES

 

B a l l s : i- 

 

Techo <3 : …

 

Hiro :HCJEWSKCNSVKEESFMNCS

 

[ Mondo is now online ]

 

Hiro : …

 

Hiro : shit

 

Tech <3 : i told mondo that u called ishi a hoe :)

 

Hiro : you little snitch

 

Mondo : you’re dead ghost boy

 

Hiro : well fuck

 

[ Hiro is now offline ]

 

[ Mondo is now offline ]

 

B a l l s : gHoSt BoY

 

Techo <3 : petition to make that his legal name

 

MORAL_HOE : I WILL NOW BE LEAVING TO STOP MONDO FROM HURTING HIRO!

 

MORAL_HOE : GOODBYE EVERYBODY!

 

[ MORAL_HOE is now offline ]

 

Techo <3: yeah, i’m gonna have to go help

 

Techo <3: shit-

 

Techo <3: i just heard Hiro scream..

 

Techo <3 : brb gotta go stop a murder

 

[ Techo <3 is now offline ]

 

B a l l s : i gotta see this shit 😩

 

[ B a l l s is now offline ]