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the ‘chaos awaits’ group chat
denki: guys guys guys guys i’m fucking hhansnrdkxkndn
pls
pleas e
hanta: bro What
mina: what’s up!!!
eijirou: kamibro r u okay?
denki: i THINK i just got asked out
hanta: think…
eijirou: this is something u like
need to be sure abt bro
mina: ^
denki: okay okay then yeah i’m like 97% sure
mina: okayyyyy so WHO
denki: shinsou 🥺👉👈
eijirou: WHOA WAITEAITWAIT
LIKE HR CRUSH??/)/$&:
BRO??,,,
denki: YEAH
hanta: holy shit dude
congrats
mina: kami omg!!!!! what’d he say?? howd he ask u???
hanta: yeah dude we want details
denki: JAJSHDH okay so he literally just cornered me before lunch and just plain as day said “would u like to go out with me?” and i froze for like 2 minutes which was awkward but he was patient
eijirou: how manly dude
so upfront w his emotions
hanta: honestly yeah that’s admirable
mina: that is sumn he would do
neither of u rly have tact
denki: did u rly have to do us like that mina?
mina: yes 💕
hanta: fuckinnnn rip
denki: WAIT OH MY GOD
THIS IS AKJSHDHD HOLY SHIT
eijirou: WH
hanta: kami????
mina: what!!!!!! speak!!!!!!!
denki: IM THE FIRST ONE OF THE BAKUSQUAD TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?????????
eijirou: oh my god……
hanta: holy shit
mina: all my predictions on it being me or eiji….. this is so sad
katsuki: try a-fucking-gain
i’ve been in a relationship for two fuckin years dumbass
i’m always number 1 motherfuckers
hanta: IM SORRY WHAT DID U JUST SAY
mina: TWO HERASKSJBD
denki: BRO?????? WDYM
eijirou: I THOUGHT I WAS UR BEST FRIEND MAN WTF WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS????
mina: WERE LKTERALLY UR SQUAD WHAT
hanta: why do i have the feeling we literally know nothing abt him???
katsuki: probably because u fuckin don’t lmao
eijirou: i feel like i’ve been shot
mina: how did blasty get into a relationship before me????? this doesn’t make sense
ur so aggressive and i’m me
katsuki: shut the fuck up
denki: wait hold up
maybe we don’t know this info bc it’s FAKE
hanta: oh. i didn’t consider that
eijirou: but bakubro isn’t rly one to lie
denki: but he IS someone that has to be the first and best at things~~~
mina: hate to agree w denki but…. 👁👁
katsuki: i’m not fucking lying.
do u rly think i’d lie about something this fuckin dumb?
eijirou: i rly don’t think he’s lying
hanta: ^
denki: let me hope kiribro
eijirou: sry kamibro i don’t this ones in the cards
mina: ANYWAYYYY
what’s she like???? do we know her?????
katsuki: HE’S fucking great and maybe
denki: OH?
eijirou: UR SO MANLY BAKUBRO
hanta: oh shit i didn’t know we were ALL gay
mina: gays do tend to just,,, find each other
eijirou: yeah u right
mina: are u gonna spare us Any details baku????
katsuki: no. now leave me alone.
denki: guys…. go?
eijirou: go
mina: go
hanta: go
the ‘class 3-a’ group chat
denki: GUYS I COME BEARING NEWS AND A MISSION
satou: is something wrong kaminari??
izuku: denki???
tenya: if something is wrong, please let us know!
denki: u all worry wayyy to much
anyway i come bearing gossip and a mission amongst the class
izuku: ….what is it? 👁👄👁
momo: a mission?
mina: JUST SAY IT ALREADY KAMI
denki: FINE GODDAMN
eijirou: u better hurry before he gets active in here
denki: OKAY SO ITS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT BAKUGOU IS DATING SOMEONE
ochako: what.
jirou: i’m sorry WHO is WHAT
izuku: ,,,yeah
hanta: wait wh
eijirou: YOU KNEW????? AND NOT ME?????? betrayal.
ochako: no wait i’m sorry i really think i’m misunderstanding wdym bakugou is dating someone
izuku: wait….. none of u know?
mina: pls tell us
izuku: no wait what was the mission??
denki: ….for us to work tgt and find out who
izuku: then have fun guys! 🥰
ochako: DEKU????
tokoyami: i always knew he one of us.
shoji: yeah it was obvious
denki: i cannot believe i’ve been betrayed twice today. by bakubro i could expect but IZUKU?????, heartbreak.
[everyone]: ^
mina: so…. mission go?
tenya: i do not think it is a good idea to meddle in our classmate’s personal life
katsuki: i suggest u all take four eyes’ advice .
denki: OH FUCKJAHSHDB
hagekure: oh don’t be like that bakugou~~~
katsuki: shut the hell up see thru. anyway i got shit to do so stay the fuck out of my business even if it’s the most obvious shit in the world
izuku: yeah tbh yall blind
denki: WAIT UR STILL HERE???
izuku: hehe
jirou : wait mido pls just one question i am begging
izuku: shoot
jirou: is he ACTUALLY in a relationship? we’ve literally been classmates for three years and there’s been no signs,,,
izuku: he is indeed in a relationship!! and they’ve been tgt for almost three years!!
eijirou: WAIT WHKAJSBDBD PLS THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
mina: BUT HE ONLY TOLD US TWO YEARSJSLDN PLS WHAT
izuku: well it’s not officially 3 yet. there’s still like??????? a few months?? to go before that’s official
momo: since i also know who he is dating i will not be participating but i will be overseeing any progress made. this is very amusing.
jirou: momo????? u won’t tell me????
momo: sorry, love. but no
denki: ouch.
jirou: understandable have a nice day
tenya: i still advice against this but if bakugou is tolerant of it and momo is supervising then i suppose it’s alright
katsuki: who the fuck said i was tolerant of this shit
izuku: well ur not actively shutting it down. we know ur cues
katsuki: shut the fuck up
mina: example 2983746 of why i should be the first of the bakusquad to date someone
denki: hey!! i’m already second
izuku: oh yeah!!!!! hitoshi said he was gonna do it today!!!!! happy for u denki!!!
denki: KAJEHDHD HOW MUCH DO U KNOW????
izuku: hehe
ochako: i’m in shock i think
todoroki: izuku?
izuku: yeah, shouto??
todoroki: i was told to tell u code blue, loc 3
izuku: hH okay. well that’s my cue, bye guys!!!
tenya: it’s ill advised to share secrets and codes amongst ur classmates!
todoroki: i was passing on a message. i don’t even know what it means. but i am also excluded from this mission as i know who it is as well.
eijirou: EVEN U MNKW????? MIDO, TODO, AND MOMO KNEW BHT NOT ME???? i do t even…. how do i……. i
hanta: eiji pls do not have a breakdown
eijirou: hhhhhhok
momo : anyway! it’s late! i advise everyone to get ready for bed or finish up last minute work! we can start all this officially tomorrow!
tenya: yes! we do have class tomorrow and we have training first thing in the morning! please get a sufficient amount of rest, everyone! goodnight!