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#entrance
Dream: Welcome all people of the SMP! Have fun!
#general
Technoblade: dream you interrupted my spacing off with the creation of this place
Dream: This was more important.
Technoblade: SPACING OUT WAS MORE IMPORTANT
Dream: NO IT WASN’T
TommyInnit: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOWS THE WIFI IN PRISON GREEN BOI
Awesamdude: It’s not the best, but we don’t give much to prisoners.
TommyInnit: sam i don’t think you understand the joke
homeless teletubby: HOW DOES TECHNO HAVE ACCESS TO CHANGE NICKNAMES
Technoblade: that actually wasn’t me, man, check my permissions man
homeless teletubby: NO YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE NICKNAMES FOR SOME REASON
Technoblade: You’re lying. You can only give the permission to change other people’s nicknames to roles, and I have no different roles than say, Tommy, who doesn’t have permission to change names. Plus, you’re smart, you knew giving the ability to change names to everyone would be dangerous, especially to me. Then, finally, we all can change our own nicknames, meaning you can change your name back. However, you haven’t. Therefore, you must want the name to stay, meaning you changed your own name.
TommyInnit: ready
Tubbo: SUCK IT GREEN BOIIIIII
WilburSoot: SUCK IT GREEN BOIIIIIII
TommyInnit: SUCK IT GREEN BOIIIIIII
Dream: WERE YOU GUYS WAITING TO DO THAT?!
Technoblade: HAH
Tubbo: yes, yes we were
WilburSoot: I could hear Techno typing from across the room, and told them what to do.
Technoblade: “Get destroyed homeless teletubby” -Sun Tzu, the Art of War