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Monokuma has added a shitton of people to THE ULTIMATE DESPAIRING GROUP CHAT
Monokuma has changed a shitton of names
Monokuma: puhuhu~! have fun~!
Monokuma has left the chat
detectivepikachu: What the hell?
HackedIntoYoPussy: why did monokuma name me this...?
torivega: EKWNFEWFEUWI HE KNOWS
torivega: HE KNOWS ABOUT US CHIHIRO
HackedIntoYoPussy: sayaka, everyone knows about us...
moneyCHECC: Monokuma seriously can't do his math?
moneyCHECC: There are 16 kids in each class so it's basically 16 x 3 and there's your answer.
LuckyCharms: wow byakuya...! you're so...UwU smart,
BetMGM: "UwU smart"...? what the fuck is "UwU smart"...?
LuckyCharms: byakuya's type of smart
moneyCHECC: Peasant, it's simple math.
LuckyCharms: even i didn't know how to do that!!!
catsrgud: wow, you're braindead.
BookWorm: D-D-Dumbass!
Teruteru: dumbass slut hoe ass slut
shavingmypianooo: hey that's not nice!
shavingmypianooo: anyway i think this group chat is good for all of us to get along!!
bugs: gonta agrees!
torivega: but
torivega: people know about me and chihiro...
torivega: CHIHIRO IM SORRY BUT WERE OVER
HackedIntoYoPussy: ...alright
Teruteru: she just dumped you and you're just like "alright"? the fuwk?
HackedIntoYoPussy: she's going thru a phase...she'll come back to me soon
Teruteru: not if i take her first!
HackedIntoYoPussy: touch my girl and your dick will go bye-bye.
BookWorm: LET'S GO CHIHIRO
BookWorm: PROTECT YO BITCH
Teruteru: i'll take my chances~
Teruteru has gone offline
torivega: BABY HES AFTER ME
HackedIntoYoPussy: don't worry sayaka, me and mondo will be there soon
LuckyCharms: this is gonna get bloody
BetMGM: imma make popcorn
detectivepikachu: i'll bring the bags
catsrgud: i'm gonna go home before i somehow get involved
bugs: teruteru a pest!!! and not the bug pest!
shavingmypianooo: wejsfejk wow
catsrgud: back off kaede.
catsrgud: before i tell shuichi you like him
shavingmypianooo:BRO SHUT UP HE'S IN THIS CHAT
catsrgud: mhm.
detectivepikachu: WAIT YOU LIKE SHUICHI?!
detectivepikachu: THANK GOD I CAN TELL HIM SO HE CAN STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU FOR 2 SECONDS!!
shavingmypianooo: WHAT REALLY?!
shavingmypianooo: oh my god...shuichi talks about me... 😍😍😍😍
BetMGM: jesus
moneyCHECC has left
LuckyCharms: byakuya...he left me...
BookWorm: YOU CHASED HIM AWAY!
LuckyCharms: i'm telling komaru u yell at me
BookWorm: DON'T YOU DARE
catsrgud: legit me: fuck this shit i'm out