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"Will they ever stop touching each other?"
"What, Mina?" Kaminari asked.
"Baku and Kiri," she replied. "Look at them-they're always touching!"
"Not always," Kaminari said. "Yesterday I saw them sitting on different couches."
"Well, yeah, because Kirishima beat Baku at Mario Cart seven times in a row."
"Okay, reasonable. But I do agree, they're usually all over each other. Are you going to do anything about it?" he asked.
"Actually, yes," Mina said. "I'm going to set them up."
"You're going to set who up?"
"Oh, hey Sero. Mina says she's gonna set Kiri and Bakugo up."
Sero laughed. "Good luck with that. They're too oblivious to ever take any hints you gave them."
"No, I definitely can do it. And you're going to help me, boys," Mina proudly declared.
"When did I ever agree to that?" Sero and Kaminari said in unison, before looking at each other and laughing. But their laughter covered up the approach of the two very people they were talking about.
"What's so funny, fuckfaces?"
"Don't call people fuckfaces, bro, it's not nice." Kirishima, the angel that he is, said.
"We were just talking about how none of us are dating anyone!" Mina said quickly. "Wait, you guys are single right?" she asked, looking at Kirishima and Bakugo.
Bakugo scoffed. "Like I have time for a relationship. And neither do any of you fuckers, with how bad your grades are right now."
Kaminari protested. "I'll have you know that I got a 97 on our last English essay! And what did you get on it, Bakubro?"
"100," he said easily.
Kaminari threw his head back dramatically and groaned. "I'll never win."
"I don't know what else you fucking expected, Sparky." He turned to Kirishima. "We're leaving. Let's go." He grabbed Kirishimas's wrist and dragged him out of the room, presumably to go sparring.
"Bye, Kacchan!" they heard Midoriya say from across the room, followed by Bakugo's middle finger.
Mina sighed. "Maybe this will be a bit harder than I thought. No problem though, the whole class is on our side. We can do it!"
"Okay," Sero agreed. "I'll help you, on one condition."
"Name it."
"Help me confess to Iida after this is all over."
Mina glowed.