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Huey created chat Adventuring Plans and Schedules
Huey added Dewey, Louie, Webby, Mom, Uncle Donald, Uncle Scrooge, and Mrs. Beakley into the chat

Dewey
whats with all the lame names

Dewey changed username to coolest triplet

coolest triplet
thats better

 

The Duck family are in a group chat.
Shenanigans ensue.

Notes:

Huey: Huey
Dewey: coolest triplet
Louie: futuregazillionaire
Webby: Webby
Della: CrashLandingOnMoon
Donald: sea shanty dictionary
Scrooge: Scrooge
Beakley: Beakley
Launchpad: crashexpert

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Huey created chat Adventuring Plans and Schedules

Huey added Dewey, Louie, Webby, Mom, Uncle Donald, Uncle Scrooge, and Mrs. Beakley into the chat

Huey
hi everyone!
please use this chatroom to talk about plans on adventuring and other personal plans
that way we can choose when we should go next.

Uncle Donald added Launchpad into the chat

Uncle Donald
launchpad is the designated pilot so he should be here too

Mom
hey, you already have me here!!

Uncle Donald
co-pilot then

Mom

yeah, okay

Launchpad
thanks for adding me mr. d!

Dewey
whats with all the lame names

Dewey changed username to coolest triplet

coolest triplet
thats better

Louie
lmao

Louie changed username to futuregazillionaire

Mom changed username to CrashLandingOnMoon

Launchpad
you can change names?!
how?!

Launchpad
oh a friend just showed me how
i’m changing my name!

Launchpad changed username to crashexpert

Huey
you guys realize that all these names aren’t really the easiest to remember, right

futuregazillionaire
you’ll get used to them

Uncle Donald:

Uncle Donald changed username to sea shanty dictionary

Huey
uncle donald.
i hoped you wouldn’t.

sea shanty dictionary
sorry huey. i like my shanties.

CrashLandingOnMoon
lol i’ve missed that username

sea shanty dictionary
yee, tbt high school when all i sing was sea shanties

Uncle Scrooge
truly a horrid time
you cracked windows with your voice

sea shanty dictionary
i think you meant wonderful time, uncle scrooge

Mrs. Beakley
it was not
i was the one changing the windows

sea shanty dictionary
sorry mrs beakley
i’ll do it someplace else next time

CrashLandingOnMoon
dind;t you sing in the woods some night way back when
and ppl thought you were a banshee

coolest triplet
i’m sorry but do my eyes deceive me
uncle donald sang and cracked glass then sang in the woods and ppl mistook him for a banshee??

CrashLandingOnMoon
yes!
uncle scrooge went to hunt the banshee but he just found donald knee deep in a creek
just screaming absolute nonsense to the forest

Uncle Scrooge
i believe it would be more apt to say he was neck deep, lass
he was covered in mud from head to toe

sea shanty dictionary
i tripped!!
it was not absolute nonsense, it was Art™
and you two both agree not to talk about this
let me be the cool uncle for once

CrashLandingOnMoon
you?? cool uncle??

futuregazillionaire
sorry uncle donald you’re not the cool uncle
and don’t worry about embarrassing childhood stories
mom already told us plenty

sea shanty dictionary
betrayed by my own flesh and blood

Huey

i made this chat to talk about adventuring plans.

coolest triplet
you should have known this will happen from the start, bro
when did any group chat stay on topic for more than
like
5 mins

Huey
but still!!
this should be a place where we all discuss and plan our next adventuring trip!

coolest triplet
you get mom and uncle donald’s childhood story in return tho??

Huey

i hate that you just appealed to my curiosity so perfectly

coolest triplet
:D

Huey
this is chatroom abuse

coolest triplet
:DD

futuregazillionaire
webby has been quiet

Webby
hjaoiuhujhtknsdfiyaigkjdsabp’’pfaufbkb;bfbshfhbjbfhafbkjaufheiuwbcmz

Mrs. Beakley
webbigail?

Webby
!!!
i’m sorry!!!
i’m still coming to terms with the fact that i’m in the same group chat with THE SCROOGE MCDUCK

Uncle Scrooge
webby, we live together under the same roof.

Uncle Scrooge
…did someone scream just now

futuregazillionaire
yeah, that’s webby
you broke her, uncle scrooge

Uncle Scrooge
…oh, phooey.