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Published:
2021-03-21
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2021-05-17
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it’s mentol ellness innet? (Dsmp+others chatfic)

Summary:

Hoppin on the bandwagon bitch,
This es the rpf
And Tommy centric bc he’s my comfort stremer

(completely forgot about nickname changes sorry to that one bookmark on ch6)

Otherwise:

Obligatory mcyt(?) chatfic

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Hey y’all, it’s me, ya boi

Chapter Text

the Sportster added Monochromatic bitchboy, tobbou, daerm, eryn, and 17 others  to Unnamed Conversation




the Sportster:

hi.

we dont hav a chat 

so I made one

 

eryn:

But why tf am I here?

 

the Sportster:

idk I just clicked everyone in my recents :/

 

daerm:

Tommy.

 

the Sportster:

Bitchboy

 

Monochromatic bitchboy:

he3h?

 

the Sportster:

Ello ranboob 

 

Monochromatic bitchboy:

I-

I don’t like it here anymore.

:[

 

venti kinnie:

what is it this time toms?

 

s4panp : 

Hey I play that gaem.

I main Xinyan

 

Drowning in debt (and bitches):

hey wil ;)

 

venti kinnie fucking died 

 

the Sportster revived venti kinnie

 

the Sportster: 

No one fucking leaves.

 

kisuke urahara:

Oh god oh fuck Tommyinnit is using proper punctuation 😓

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

 

Bhaddie *growles*

Hullo Phil

 

the Sportster:

gtfo plz

 

Bhaddie *growles*:

no 👍

u added me.

suck it up loser.

 

Oraged:

Hi

 

Curlyhaired loser:

hi

 

mr-steal-yo-bitch:

!!! 👋

 

  1. gogmeister ;):

I-

he doesn’t even talk ovr text

 

Curlyhaired loser:

cool

 

  mr.gogmeister ;):

w who tf are you

 

Curlyhaired loser:

boffy 

Chapter 2: Sum intord tiem

Summary:

Haha soum. Intro and I’m. Literally in class. Rn :)

Chapter Text

mr.gogmeister ;):

Hello boffy I’m georegnotfound.

 

draem:

gogy 👋😍

 

kisuke urahara:

Okay can we sound off?

I’m Phil, and I go by he/him

 

choose aesthetic plz:

I’m Karl and I go by he/vim!

 

The cooler shitass:

Quackity, he/him

 

tubbou:

Tubbo! He/him

 

the Sportster: 

hello tubbo.

Tommy, and idk any except she/her

 

eryn: 

eryn, hehim 

 

Bhaddie *growles*:

technoblade he/him

 

pinkponkwinkwonk: 

Hi! I’m Niki and She/her pls!

 

venti kinnie:

hey yallls, it’s me, ya boi.

wilbur, he/him

 

s4panp:

sapnam, he/him

 

drowning in debt (and bitches):

I’m jshit he/him

*schlass

*schlatt

 

four people reacted: 👍

 

yknow what fuck you too.

 

hbombphobic:

hi, 

fundy

He/him

 

fishmaid:

fundy ;)

 

hbombphobic:

Oh fucking dammit

 

ert:

eret, and I rlly couldn’t care less about pronouns.

 

eryn:

every time I try to type ur name, it autocorrects to erect.

 

ert:

🔫😐

—-xxxx—-

 

Tuesday 8:46 pm est

 

monochromatic bitchboy:

hi

Ranboo- he/him

Chapter 3

Summary:

Short chapter but I gotta stay relevant somehow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Sportster changed their name to Tommy 

 

Tommy:

HEY FUCKERS I JUST HAD 3 MONSTERS I CAN SEE SOUND

 

UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWWUWUWUWUWU

 

tobbou: 

Wh

 

wh at

 

monochromatic bitchboy:

😎👍 

 

Bhaddie *growles* nickname was changed to blood boy uwu 

 

b blood boy uwu:

You Mother Fucker

YOU MOTHER FUCKER I WILL RAIN HELLFIRE ON YOU.

 

Tommy:

Haha bet.

Stupid fucken pigman 

trololololololololololol

 

peanut butter with an e:

You called?

 

Tommy:

no, go back to kissin bad or watever 

 

peanut butter with an e fucken died

 

Tommy:

I’m too lazy to add him back in. 

 

tobbou:

lawl

 

Tommy added mrmanfol 

 

Tommy: 

AYUP MRMANIFOLD

HOW AR U TODAY

IM EDITING RN LOLOLOL

 

mrmanifol:

oh hi

Pog

 

Tommy:

HAHA BEDTIEM NAOWW

 

CYALL LAYERRRRRRRRR

 

UWUWUUWUWUWUWU

 

eryn:

whatthefuc k

Notes:

Cya later lol ily ty for readin

Chapter 4: rlly short chapmhhhahah

Summary:

I’m not ok lol

Postin at 1:57am 🤪✌️

Chapter Text

Tommy:

hhaha funny British Minecraft streamer boy make music brbr music relaytabl brrbrr

 

kisuke urahara:

he is speaking the language of gods

 

venti kinnie:

I’m sorry, relatable??

 

Tommy: 

Yuhhh 😎😎😎😎

 

venti kinnie:

I-

It’s not supposed to be .

 

blood boy uwu:

Timmy plz change my name 

 

Tommy:

hahah no

Plz don call me Timmy uwu

Chapter 5: Question tiem :>

Summary:

Quick question lmao

Chapter Text

Hello!

Next chapter in the works! But quick question.

Do you want 1000+word once a month or a whole bunch a short chapters that come out often?

Chapter 6: churgerbung foot cabbag

Summary:

No I’m gonna pas out I’m v tired 😎😎
Mor e filler since I have school and writers blcok

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Unnamed Chat

 

curlyhaired loser  changed their name to buffy 


buffy: 

burgerching foot fetish

the lat thing u was on ur burgerching churger is somebody else’s foof cabbage

 

Hbombphobic:

that was so godam botched

 

purlbled: 

you could even say it”s 

...

botchedy

 

mrmanifol

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP YA DUMB CUNTS


miknx:

i agree with baldy over there

Notes:

Haha don’t procrastinate on writing ur too sexy ahahah :lipbite:

Chapter 7: Literally just one line of something I found funny

Chapter Text

Fun fact I was gonna make a whole ass chapter on something but then I forgot what it was a min later so jus gonna change sum users

 

Tommy’s  name was changed to dav stridr

 

dav stridr:

who did this

i am literally the only one with admin 

 

monochromatic bitchboy  ’s name was changed to Ranboo

 

Ranboo:

philza said it’s my turn with the plain nickname

 

 

 

Chapter 8: Ahah hi

Summary:

So uh

Chapter Text

Sorry for not uploading

for a month

In all honesty I’ve had writes block and need instructions on what to write, so gimme promp 🔫😐

 

Also PSSAs are coming up and those are my state-tests and I’m writing this 6 hours before my last full-day of school for May.

 

Giv prompt need inspiration ahah

 

Actually wait gimme like 30 min I can get a quick one out :)

Chapter 9: Tommy has named chat: I Have To Pee.

Summary:

Yuh.

Chapter Text

Tommy has named chat : [I Have Too Pee.]

 

 

Tommy: hey so I watched venom today

 

s4pnap: sheeesh wad did ya think?

 

Tommy: did you really jus say ‘ya.’

i thought it was good 

also what does gatekeep gaslight girl boss mean?

venti kinnie: uh

idk

ranboo probably knows ngl 

 

Tommy: ...

anyway I have a proepoesition


Tommy  has added  #braveza to [I Have To Pee.]

 

Tommy  has named #braveza to peepaw

 

Tommy: haha

PEE-paw

 

peepaw: huh

it’s  2 in the morning go to bed


Tommy: Me when Philza lies.: 😭😭

 

++++++ 

 

ok lomger than usual but go do something you like and drink your food ig 🙄🙄/j srsly take care of ur self tho <3

 

also listen to lovejoy as well. And lemon demon :>

Notes:

hola bb

 

take care of ur self u dumb hoe