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[6:12 PM]
[Mary Sue Teletubby Edition has added The Blade, Bee, Furry Tale, and 18 others to "chaos: genre version"]
alien-and-a-half: jesus no
[alien-and-a-half has left "chaos: genre version"]
crumbtoast: oh
:(
BIGMAN: LOSER
Furry Tale: why
why did you do this dream
Mary Sue Teletubby Edition: why NOT??
bi king: the man makes a fair point
Mary Sue Teletubby Edition: i always do
Psycho Arsonist: egotistical much
Arson is Magic: well now you know what i have to deal with on a daily basis
americangoat: oh you think you have it bad??
i have to listen to toby rant for hours about technology that helps raise bees
well i mean his presentations are phemonanal, but still
Bee: WE DIDNT HSVE THID IN THE 1600s DO YOU KNPW HOW HELPFUL THIS WOULDVE BDEN??
THE PAST IS HORSE SHIT
Muffin: LANGUAGE!!
[The Blade has left "chaos: genre version"]
[Mary Sue Teletubby Edition has added The Blade]
Mary Sue Teletubby Edition: no <3
The Blade: I'm busy, I can't have my phone ringing with your notifications.
Mary Sue Teletubby Edition: just silence your phone or something
Psycho Arsonist: define "busy"
The Blade: Busy, adjective, having a great deal to do. ex. "I'm busy hiding the bodies."
Father Detective: Mate, please just get back to the house fast
Or just take the damn car, I can't always pick you up 20 miles out in the middle of nowhere because you decided that burying the body in our backyard is too obvious
The Blade: Because it is.
Father Detective: Okay that I can agree, but please don't be out long
memory is false: i can teleport him phil!
Father Detective: No, no, no. Let him walk
memory is false: o-okay ??
BIGMAN: YEAH ITS GAME NIGHT TECHNO NERD
I NEED TO PROVE THAT IM A ALPHA MALE AGAINST YOU
The Blade: Please, I'll curb stomp you like the child you are.
Well, after I finish up killing off these witnesses, but whatever.
quack: why did we let a murderer into our house again?
Mary Sue Teletubby Edition: because i lost to him at rock paper scissors
and also because the pig is phil's adopted son.
Arson is Magic: isnt everyone phil's adopted child?
Father Detective: No. and even if you were, I would disown you all because I can't deal with all you fuckers
I already have my hands tied with a gremlin, a psycho, and a murderer as my sons
quack: nahhh man, you just play favorites
Father Detective: i do not fucking "play favorites"
americangoat: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS
EVERYONE IS PHILZA MINECRAFT'S ADOPTED CHILD
HE JUST PLAYS EXTREME FAVORITES AND IS IN DENIAL
quack: FATHER, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US???
I MADE YOU A FUCKING FINGER PAINTING, IS THAT NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Furrytale: I MADE YOU THIS MACARONI DRAWING TOO
YET YOU STILL IGNORE ME
THIS IS TRANSPHOBIC
Muffin: I-
diamond man: shh guve yp bad. ut's no use
[Father Detective has left "chaos: genre version"]
americangoat: ha, GOTTEM
#daddyissuesforall
sleepingbeautyangst: why can't a person eat their breakfast in peace here
memory is false: but?? its?? the afternoon???
sleepingbeautyangst: did i stutter?
memory is false: I-
alright then
Mary Sue Teletubby Edition: georgie :D
sleepingbeautyangst: nvm i think ima go back to sleep
Mary Sue Teletubby Edition: no hug? D:
sleepingbeautyangst: who's idea was it to leave me with this idiot? i'm starting to miss the mind controlling government from my world
Psycho Arsonist: idk man
you can blame the universe i suppose for deciding to teleport you to this world
quack: HOLY SHIT
WHY ARE THERE ARMS IN THE KITCHEN SINK???
memory is false: wdym
Cow Hater: my bad
The Blade: I forgot to say I returned home.
Cow Hater: oh
did you put it on your side
The Blade: Yes.
quack: WHA???
The Blade: The police were coming and I didn't have enough time to hide the arm.
Cow Hater: i was trying a new type of paint
quack: WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS??
Cow Hater: stop being racist to body parts quackity
jeez
The Blade: I mean. I can move it all to the table.
Father Detective: And get our new table stained? I think not