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(Saturday)
Peter
pads, ur brother's gon viral
Sirius
james? or...?
what
why
James
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET?
BLOODY HELL SIRIUS GO WATCH THIS VIDEO [https://youtu.be/889I8pgkYWtqc]
Sirius
wtf happened jamie
James
REGULUS DECKED TOM FUCKING RIDDLE ON THE JAW AND THREW HIS VISCOUNT RING AT WALBURGA’S FACE AND SCREAMED THAT HE DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE BLACKS ANYMORE
Sirius
fuck
fuckfuckfcujxjdbxusksksisx
wtf reg omg HE SNAPPED SOMETHING MAJOR
objectively, SO SO PROUD
but boy is he fucked
James
oy sirius im near grimmauld
want me to go get him
Sirius
ya im coming
meet u there in five
James
omw
Peter
why were u near grimmauld james?
James
ha ha funny story
on another completely unrelated note
how do u all feel about adopting another rat?
Peter
er
what do u mean by another??
James
peter, u ate the cheese in the rat trap once
do i need to go on
oh here i see sirius
im gonna go
(20 mins later)
Sirius
peter ur sleeping on the couch tonight
we've brought in a better stray
Peter
fuck u all
im staying over at mary's
Sirius
ur gonna fuck us all and mary???
pete u sly dog
Peter
mary and i aren't fucking
we... cuddle
Sirius
idk how u do it
but u manage giving us tmi abt just vanilla
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(Sunday)
James
mum told me you're at school
Sirius
yup
James
uh
its sunday??
Sirius
yeah ik im there for the spell bee comp
James
...you're in spell bee?
Sirius
no but the cute guy from my lit class is
James
ooh what's his name
Sirius
u wouldn't know him
he doesn't speak much
barely has any friends
but damn he's hilarious
he mutters in class all the time
he's an undiscovered marauder, im telling u
James
he's an undiscovered marauder who does... spell bee?
Sirius
like trelawney says "open ur horizons sweetheart"
smart's the new sexy
James
what's his fucking name
Sirius
lupin
remus lupin
like the wolf
can u believe this guy knows the spelling of
cymotrichous and he didn't even pause once in the middle??
like how cool is that
James
...very cool
listen can u get me my regular from starbucks when u come back
Sirius
sure jim
iced ristretto 10 shot venti
5 pump vanilla 7 pump caramel
poured, not shaken r?
James
if spell bee boy doesn't work,
marry me sirius
Sirius
can u spell
malapropism without taking a single breath?
if yes
contact [7917382501] for the caterer
James
... the fact that u randomly have a caterer's number doesn't even surprise me
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