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crime? never.
9:36 pm
BIGGEST MAN: so does anyone know a good spot to hide from mr philza minecraft?
bees? where?: soon perfurably, were about to die :thumbs_up:
Mr. Blade: the treehouse.
BIGGEST MAN: TRUE TRUE TUBBO LETS GO COME ON
BIGGEST MAN and bees? where? have gone offline
Old Man: So are they unaware that I am also in this chat?
Mr. Blade: i knew, and i do not care.
pyromaniac: thinking about burning down the tree house before they get there. thinking about how funny that would be. ah, the looks on their faces. ranboo can you teleport me to the tree house PLEASE?
half moon cookie: yes. im in your living room now where are you?
half moon cookie and arsonist have gone offline
Mr. Blade: this ought to be fun.
crime? never.
10:12 pm
BIGGEST MAN: the,,, treehouse,,, is in flames. and yet, tubbo is still trying to hide in it. does anyone have burn cream?
makes cakes: GET HIM OUT OF THERE TOMMY HE CAN STILL DIE YOU KNOW
BIGGEST MAN: whoops?
crime? never.
4:06 am
shawty, who is, indeed, like a melody: i KNOW its four am, but i also KNOW most of you are still awake, so i don't feel bad about this yet.
*sends a video of schlatt and himself singing shake it off*
shawty, who is, indeed, like a melody: so, with that being said
shawty, who is, indeed, like a melody has changed jmoneys name to jaylor schwift
jaylor schwift: deserved
t r a i t e r : wait, schlatt is really popping off? why is the harmony perfect? why is this actually amazing????? im baffled
oranged : ^^^
manifold : ^^^
me perdonas : ^^^
never late ;) : ^^^
pyromaniac: QUACKITY, KARL, MY LOVES!!!! MOVIE RIGHT NOW????
me perdonas : YES
never late ;) : YES
pyromaniac: :)
Old Man: Go to bed you children, its 4:10 in the morning for the love of god. Say no and I’ll take away your powers for a week. Do NOT test me.
everyone has gone offline
crime? never
8:21 am
puff: so, dinner at my place tonight?
oranged: sure
BIGGEST MAN: purpled only comes on when it benefits him, figures
oranged: yes. do you have a problem with it?
bees? where?: yes, now ocme over were gonna play mario carty
puff: bring it to my house, we can have a whole party day! as long as your adults are okay with it!
Old Man: Puffy, you know I’m always okay with stuff like this. As long as no minors drink, and everyone stays within the law, it’s A-Okay.
half moon cookie: the way you type makes me want to commit crimes
puff: my front door is now unlocked, feel free to come over whenever!
crime? never?
5:69 pm
autocorrect who?: nad why id tevhn snf frrsmm gijtinh on the toog
nightquil: you know not a single person knows what you just said, right?
autocorrect who?: ba3ed knaowsa
big daddy: hes right, i do know. he asked why techno and dream are fighting on the roof.
shawty, who is, indeed, like a melody: and i don't even think theyve started drinking yet
Old Man: This is going to be a long night.
BIGGEST MAN: long enough that its hopefully your last, old man