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Published:
2021-05-01
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2021-05-29
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i have nothing to do and im bored

Summary:

basically just an omori chatfic with tons of crack

Chapter 1: Orange Joe

Chapter Text

Kel > Hero

9:47 PM

Kel: ayo
Kel: i smell lasagna
Kel: is there lasagna
Hero: No Kel, you probably just smell a candle.
Kel: no
Kel: it better be lasagna
Hero: But we don't even have lasagna?
Kel: go to othermart and get some then
Hero: Kel othermart is closed.
Kel: go to hobeez
Hero: They don't even sell lasagna.
Kel: atleast get me an Orange Joe
Hero: No.
Kel: please
Hero: No.
Kel: please
Hero: No.
Kel: please
Hero: No.
Kel: please
Hero: No.
Kel: dont make me sneak out
Hero: You better not.
Hero: Kel?
Hero: Kel???
Hero: Kel answer or I'm taking away your allowance.
Hero: ...
Hero: Of course.

Kel > Aubry

9:53 PM

Kel: heeey aubrey
Aubrey: What the fuck do u want.
Kel: jeez rude
Kel: wna go get orange joe with me
Aubrey: ewww that stuff expired like 5 years ago
Aubrey: do they even sell that shit anymore??
Kel: DO NOT CALL MY PRECIOUS ORANVE JOE SHIT!!!!!
Aubrey: why not just go to othermart
Kel: hero says its closed
Aubrey: do u even have his permission to buy some
Kel: no but it will be worth it
Aubrey: if u get caught u owe me 50$
Kel: WHAT
Kel: says who
Aubrey: says me dumbass
Aubrey: now go before i lose 50$
Kel: k bye aub
Aubrey: DONT CALL ME THAT, SHITBAG
Kel: k bye aubr
Aubrey: kel i fucking hate you

 

Kel > Aubrey

10:08

Kel: he caught me what do i do
Aubrey: you pay me 50$
Kel is offline